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TeleMarketers are one of the most hated species of snake in the world. Nobody wants a phone call at dinner time trying to sell them insurance or to switch phone companies.

We feel that telemarketers need a strong punishment for bothering us the way they do. Castration by chainsaw is one possible solution to convince the next telemarketer that we just don't want that phone call. Did I mention that I think telemarketers are satan with a suit? The do not call list does not seem to stop them telemarketing, but maybe castration would.

Castrate TeleMarketers Tote Bag
Castrate TeleMarketers Tote Bag
$19.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Postcards (8)
Castrate TeleMarketers Postcards (8)
$11.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Women's Ringer
Castrate TeleMarketers Women's Ringer
$27.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Women's Ringer
Castrate TeleMarketers Women's Ringer
$27.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Greeting Cards (6)
Castrate TeleMarketers Greeting Cards (6)
$20.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Journal
Castrate TeleMarketers Journal
$15.49
Castrate TeleMarketers White T-Shirt
Castrate TeleMarketers White T-Shirt
$24.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Yellow T-Shirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Yellow T-Shirt
$24.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Sticker (Rect.)
Castrate TeleMarketers Sticker (Rect.)
$5.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Black Cap
Castrate TeleMarketers Black Cap
$20.99
Castrate TeleMarketers BBQ Apron
Castrate TeleMarketers BBQ Apron
$22.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Baseball Jersey
Castrate TeleMarketers Baseball Jersey
$26.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Baseball Jersey
Castrate TeleMarketers Baseball Jersey
$26.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Wall Clock
Castrate TeleMarketers Wall Clock
$16.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Mousepad
Castrate TeleMarketers Mousepad
$16.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Ash Grey T-Shirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Ash Grey T-Shirt
$24.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Keepsake Box
Castrate TeleMarketers Keepsake Box
$25.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Tile Coaster
Castrate TeleMarketers Tile Coaster
$9.50
Castrate TeleMarketers Bib
Castrate TeleMarketers Bib
$15.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Oval Sticker
Castrate TeleMarketers Oval Sticker
$5.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Trucker Hat
Castrate TeleMarketers Trucker Hat
$16.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Teddy Bear
Castrate TeleMarketers Teddy Bear
$18.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Bumper Sticker
Castrate TeleMarketers Bumper Sticker
$6.49
Castrate TeleMarketers Stein
Castrate TeleMarketers Stein
$19.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Large Mug
Castrate TeleMarketers Large Mug
$17.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Mug
Castrate TeleMarketers Mug
$16.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Classic Thong
Castrate TeleMarketers Classic Thong
$14.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Boxer Shorts
Castrate TeleMarketers Boxer Shorts
$18.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Dog T-Shirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Dog T-Shirt
$22.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Castrate TeleMarketers Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$23.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Women's T-Shirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Women's T-Shirt
$25.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Fitted T-Shirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Fitted T-Shirt
$26.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Women's Pink T-Shirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Women's Pink T-Shirt
$25.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Sweatshirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Sweatshirt
$39.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Women's Tank Top
Castrate TeleMarketers Women's Tank Top
$24.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Hooded Sweatshirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Hooded Sweatshirt
$44.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$28.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Golf Shirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Golf Shirt
$27.99
Castrate TeleMarketers Green T-Shirt
Castrate TeleMarketers Green T-Shirt
$24.99



 
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