Great gifts or why not treat yourself

...Lacks Ambition...

...Lacks Ambition...
" A woman who wants to be like a man, Lacks ambition!"

...I Disagree...

...I Disagree...
" I divorced my husband because of religious differences... He thinks he`s God and I disagree!"

...Not Opinionated...

...Not Opinionated...
" I`m not opinionated, just always right!"

...Over The Hill...

...Over The Hill...
" I prefer being "Over the hill" to being under it! "

...Photographic Memory...

...Photographic Memory...
" Everyone has a photographic memory... Sadly some people ran out of film!"

...Too Seriously...

...Too Seriously...
" Don`t take life too seriously... No-one ever gets out alive!"

...Banana Split...

...Banana Split...
"Try to imagine you`re a Banana... and split!"
Witty set of quality merchandise featuring a fun banana image

...God Gave Me...

...God Gave Me...
"God gave me my relations
Thank God I can choose my own friends!"

...1 Inch...

...1 Inch...
" Give a man 1 inch and he thinks he`s a ruler! "
Great fun quality products

...Can`t Scare Me...

...Can`t Scare Me...
" You can`t scare me, I have children! "

...Not Drunk...

...Not Drunk...
" You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on! "

...Give Up Chocolate...

...Give Up Chocolate...
" I would give up chocolate, but I`m no quitter! "

...Trying To Lose Weight...

...Trying To Lose Weight...
" I keep trying to lose weight, but it always finds me! "

...Great In Bed...

...Great In Bed...
" I`m great in bed, I can sleep for days! "

...Notice...

...Notice...
" If You Notice This Notice Then You Might Notice... That This Notice Is Not Even Worth Noticing!"

...Last Night...

...Last Night...
"Last night I wondered where the sun had gone-
This morning it dawned on me!"

...Trouble!...

...Trouble!...
"Call Me Trouble!"... Quality merchandise with a witty saying

...I Bite Back...

...I Bite Back...
"Warning, I Bite back"
Quality clothes and gifts with witty words

...Spoilt...

...Spoilt...
"This Is What Spoilt Looks Like!"
Quality items featuring a witty comment

...Bright...

...Bright...
"My Future Looks So Bright, I Need Shades!"
Quality merchandise featuring a witty verse

...Taxed To Death!...

...Taxed To Death!...
"Born Free, Taxed To Death!" witty ditty on quality items


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