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Eta Kooram Nah Smech!

Eta Kooram Nah Smech!
Eta Kooram Nah Smech! why aren't you all asleep? Great funny Russian phrase that puts River to sleep.

Kill you with my brain

Kill you with my brain
Also, I can kill you with my brain. River Tam says it, and it may actually be true. Great gift for sci fi fans, and those who like weird and random quotes.

Dear Diary

Dear Diary
Dear Diary ... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Jayne said it, but it's funny no matter what. If you're a sci fi fan, Jayne fan, River Tam fan, or Joss Whedon fan, it's perfect.

Aim to Misbehave

Aim to Misbehave
I aim to misbehave. If you're a sci fi fan or geek, or just like to misbehave, here's a design for you. Mal said it, but you can adopt it as your credo.

Mal Shot First

Mal Shot First
Everybody's favorite cult sci fi character will always shoot first. Great funny parody, and perfect for fans of the sci fi series.

Gorram Plan

Gorram Plan
Once, just once, I want things to go according to the gorram plan. So do I, Mal. Sci fi fans, fantasy geeks, if you've got a gorram plan of your own that won't stay on target, here's a funny for you.

Shiny

Shiny
Mal says it. If you're a Joss Whedon fan, this is the design for you. Love those browncoats? So do I.

Browncoats

Browncoats
Browncoats. Just too pretty for God to let us die. If you love sci fi and Joss Whedon, you'll recognize this quote. Great design for fans of the show.

Communicating with Starfleet

Communicating with Starfleet
Don't bother me now. I'm communicating with Starfleet. It's a funny design that's perfect for Star Trek fans. Makes a great gift for a Trekkie.

Smeg!

Smeg!
It's from Red Dwarf, and it's their favorite curse. If you're a fan of Dave Lister, Arnold, the Cat, and Kryten, this is a great science fiction design for you.

Frellwit

Frellwit
It's a curse from Farscape, and it's used as a euphemism for fuck. Great funny fake insult, perfect for science fiction fans.

Frak Off

Frak Off
It's the favorite curse from Battlestar Galactica, and it's a great design for a sci fi geek. Tell everyone to frak off, and only science fiction fans will know what you mean.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
It's from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Arthur Dent says this just as a freak wormhole opens up, and triggers interstellar war because in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the worst insult.

Hiding a Tribble

Hiding a Tribble
I'm hiding a tribble somewhere on my body. See if you can find it. It's a funny Star Trek design, slightly offensive. Great gift for Trekkies.

Kobayashi Maru

Kobayashi Maru
Kobayashi Maru: it's okay to cheat if you really don't like to lose. It's from Star Trek, and it's a program that Star Fleet academy ran. A no-win situation that Captain Kirk rigged to win.

Greetings from Whore Island

Greetings from Whore Island
Greetings from Whore Island. That's where Veronica lives, you know. And maybe Ron Burgundy will have to go up and visit her sometime.

Young Frankenstein

Young Frankenstein
It's a movie quote from Young Frankenstein, one of the funniest movies ever made. If you have an Abby Normal brain, this is a great design for you.

South Park

South Park
It's a quote from South Park's Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Mr. Garrison says it after a student supplies an incorrect answer. South Park fans will love this funny movie quote.

Trouble with Tribbles

Trouble with Tribbles
If you don't recognize this quote, you aren't a Trekkie. Star Trek fans everywhere will know that Scottie said this very thing on The Trouble with Tribbles.

Warp Speed

Warp Speed
Eh, I'm not so sure that this is a good thing . . . funny Star Trek design will delight the Trekkie you love.

Prime Directive

Prime Directive
It's exactly what Captain Kirk would say, 'cause you know he ignored that prime directive about a million times. Star Trek fans, or Trekkies as they are known, will love this design.

No Borg

No Borg
Just say no to assimilation. Any Star Trek fan will recognize this as a reference to the Borg. Trekkies everywhere will need this Star Trek design.

Beam Me Up

Beam Me Up
Who hasn't heard this before? Not Star Trek fans, anyway. It's a classic Trekkie design, and I just had to add it here.

Chicks Dig Klingons

Chicks Dig Klingons
Chicks Dig Klingons. You know it's so. Everybody wants Warf, he even got Counselor Troi. Star Trek fans, and you know who you are, this is a great shirt for you.

She's gonna blow

She's gonna blow
I canna push her any faster, Captain, she's gonna blow! That's what Scotty from Star Trek said (the original, of course) and this is a famous line. Trekkies, here it is.

Men in Black Weird Shit

Men in Black Weird Shit
Will Smith and Tommie Lee Jones fans will know this quote. It's from Men in Black, and it's one of my favorite movie quotes. Even if you don't like the movie, it's a funny thing to wear on a t shirt

Banjo Music

Banjo Music
Deliverance fans will love this witty take on the movie. Funny t shirt.

Earl's List

Earl's List
You'r on Earl's list. That's what this funny t shirt says, anyway. If you love My Name is Earl, and you believe in karma, this is the shirt for you.

Leave the Gun

Leave the Gun
It's a classic Godfather quote, and it's a great one. Lovely gift for the Godfather movie fan.

Man Suit

Man Suit
Donnie Darko fans, take heart. There's a t shirt here for you. Great quote from a cult movie, sure to make fans of 6 foot tall bunnies take notice. Frank made me do it.

Soylent Green

Soylent Green
Soylent Green is good people. Think about it. It gets funnier. Great movie quote t shirt.

Chaos Project

Chaos Project
Anybody besides me know who Tyler Durden is? Fight Club is one of my favorite movies, and this is a great quote. Appropriate, too. Your life IS ending one minute at a time.

You look familiar

You look familiar
It's a funny movie quote for all you Pirates of the Caribbean fans out there. Great t shirt for the movie (or pirate) obsessed.

Wedding Crashers Tattoo

Wedding Crashers Tattoo
Wedding Crashers fans will recognize this quote . . . it's a funny movie, and this quote is one of my favorites. Great gift for the movie fan.

Asshole warning

Asshole warning
Ace Ventura, anyone? Do you like to talk out of your butt, or look for lost dolphins? This is the funny t shirt for you, then. Great movie quote.

Future Mrs. D'onofrio

Future Mrs. D'onofrio
Fans of Vincent D'onofrio and Law and Order Criminal Intent will covet this t shirt.

Dr. Phil's Diet Pills

Dr. Phil's Diet Pills
Hey, if you're dissatisfied with the endorsed diet pills, you could get the measly $20 that they're paying out for them . . . . Funny t shirt.

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