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Cool slang and oudated lingo from the 80s. The ultimate retro themed and vintage tshirts and apparel for those who love to live in the past.

Cock Block

Cock Block
Cock Block apparel makes a great gift that appeals to a college sense of humor. Available in ball caps, shirts and more.

Shake That Laffy Taffy

Shake That Laffy Taffy
What in God's name does "Shake That Laffy Taffy" mean? Who cares? Let's go clubbin'! But don't get your groove on without our exlusive Shake That Laffy Taffy apparel.

Gone Clubbin'

Gone Clubbin'
Our Gone Clubbin' tshirts make a bold statement if you support the seal hunt. Or maybe you just have bad taste. Or a seal ate your mother and you're angry about it.

He's Toast

He's Toast
This Bread On Bread crime has to end! He's Toast tshirts, a macabre look at when grain products meet grape jelly.

Jam Session

Jam Session
You don't need to be a musician to enjoy our Jam Session tshirts and apparel.

Pothead

Pothead
No, a different kind of pothead - the highly caffeinated variety. Hooked on coffee? Let it be known with our Pothead tshirts.

Slow Children Playing

Slow Children Playing
The perfect shirt for disgruntled teachers or underachieving students. Slow Children Playing takes on a whole new meaning ...

Slow Business

Slow Business
There's no business like slow business! Sloths and slackers will appreciate our tshirts, mugs and apparel.

This is How I Roll

This is How I Roll
So you use a wheelchair? Wear it with pride with our This Is How I Roll tshirts.

Sit On It

Sit On It
Our Happy Days inspired tshirt pays homage to the Fonz, and his greatest line ... Sit on It!

The floggings will continue

The floggings will continue
Show your office leadership with our cool tshirts for bosses and managers - The Floggings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

And Rotate

And Rotate
Sit on it and rotate tshirt. Offensive, crude, a must have tshirt.

4sho

4sho
Check out our unique 4sho tshirts, in many styles and colors.

Hoot There It Is

Hoot There It Is
So you love owls. Maybe you're an avid birdwatcher. Add our cool Owl-themed Hoot There It Is tshirts to your find list! A great gift for the birdwatcher with a sense of humor.

No Shit Sherlock

No Shit Sherlock
No Shit, Sherlock tshirts and gifts from our outdated slang line.

The Office

The Office
Finicky editors and bosses will love our War on Error tshirts. Our t-shirts make a great gift for writers, wordsmiths and office curmudgeons.

Blue Angels

Blue Angels
Our most explosive fart t-shirt design! Every gassy bastard needs our Blue Angels - Freestyle Flatulence World Champions shirts.

Yuppie-Free America

Yuppie-Free America
Hate Yuppies? Make a statement against the corporate world with our Foundation for a Yuppie-Free America tshirt. Down with capitalism! Die Yuppie Scum ... and so forth.

Fried Banana Sandwich

Fried Banana Sandwich
Every Elvis fan knows the King's favorite snack was the famous Fried Banana Sandwich. Hence, our Fried Banana Sandwich Graceland-inspired tshirts.

Set Phasers on Fun

Set Phasers on Fun
Geeks and Trekkies and other social misfits will appreciate our tongue-in-cheek Set Phasers on fun tshirt. Comes in many styles.

Chillin In My Crib

Chillin In My Crib
Our Chillin' In My Crib bibs and infant clothes make a great addition for your baby. Keep it real.

Eat a Bag of Shit

Eat a Bag of Shit
The must-have tshirt for angry and bitter people.

Your story has become tiresome

Your story has become tiresome
Every SNL fan remembers Sprockets and how Dieter soon bored of his guest's remarks. Our Sprockets-inspired tshirts remain relevant long after the 80s.

See You Later

See You Later
Corn - delicious and largely indigestible. Our grossest tshirt to date - See You Later! Our tshirts make a great gift for people with a dark sense of humor.

Butt Pirates of The Carribean

Butt Pirates of The Carribean
Seems like all the hype went to the wrong movie. Here's our new shirt: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: A Tale of Rampant Seaman. Comes in a variety of styles.

Touch My Monkey

Touch My Monkey
Cool shirts inspired by Saturday Night Live's Dieter. Do you want to touch my monkey? Love him! Pet him. Featuring Klaus of Sprockets fame.

Chemical Warfare Unit

Chemical Warfare Unit
Every tshirt vendor needs a token fart shirt. Here's ours: Chemical Warfare Unit, Just Add Crabcakes. Every flatulent bastard needs one.



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