Welcome to the Schwagatorium! We have several sections of excellent merchandise for you, and suggest you browse them all:

Pumpkin House of Horrors Horrific images from Dave's legendary Pumpkin House of Horrors, on T-shirts and buttons and cards and magnets and...

Time Activism Take control of your time. Clocks and stickers and buttons and stuff like that.

Phrenopolitan Souvenirs Mementos of your visit to Phrenopolis. Mugs and coasters and the like.