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Disability Humor

Disability Humor
Living Life at Fart Level!
I do all my own stunts!
If at first you don't succeed, Give up on Skydiving.
What do you mean "Stand Up For Your Rights"?
And many more....

Office Humor

Office Humor
I don't work in the biggest tent at the circus.....
The 3 P's
The screw up fairy has been at work again.
And more......

Life Humor

Life Humor
Dear God, Please Save Me from Your "Good People"
Only the good die young!
Sometimes I get my mucking fetters luddled!
And More.....

Holiday Humor

Holiday Humor
Stuff It!
Santa, I want it all!
And more to come.....

Adult Humor

Adult Humor

If your sense of humour is sensitive or is easily offended, don't look in here.

Just remember, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Meaning of Works and Political Correctness

Meaning of Works and Political Correctness
Words don't always mean the same thing to everyone.

Politically Correct Euphasims don't always mean what they are mean't to.

Confucius Says....

Confucius Says....
Confucius' sayings have been used for years to give us wisdom.

But what would Coufucius have to say about the modern world?


Disability is a state of mind!
Out of the Ashes of Adversity....
And more to come.......

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