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Paranoid Press, a Division of Paranoid PR
NY, NY
Member Since: 2003

I love great fiction, whether on television, in film, or in print, as well as astronomy, fantasy, and science fiction. If there's a way to proclaim your favorite shows, hobbies, movies, or other enthusiasms, through the things you wear or keep around you, then I'm all for it. Whatever proclaims your individuality!

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Do you love TV, movies, pop culture? Have we got the section for you, with witty fun gifts and apparel inspired by everyone from Buffy to Veronica to Jack to the Runway!

Toepick! Toepick!!! TOEPICK!!!

Toepick! Toepick!!! TOEPICK!!!
Anyone who loves skating will recognize the funny and humorous cry of "Toepick!" So show your love for the sport with these terrific items, all perfect for skating enthusiasts or the skater in your li

Vamp Inspired Gear

Vamp Inspired Gear
Whether you're a fearless slayer of vamps, or simply one of the faithful crew, you won't want to miss these great vamp-inspired products, including Buffyisms, vamps, slayage, silliness, and more!

Friend-Inspired Gear & Goodies

Friend-Inspired Gear & Goodies
If you're a fan of a certain group of TV friends, then you'll love these great products inspired by the show, Ross & Rachel, and more! From "He's her Lobster," to "It's a Moo Point," don't miss!

Runway-Inspired Goodies

Runway-Inspired Goodies
Whether you're a fashion addict or just love the projects & drama of the Runway, you won't want to miss these cool shirts, buttons, magnets, and other great gear that all help "Make it work"!

'Frackable' Gear (Toasters and Humans Alike)

'Frackable' Gear (Toasters and Humans Alike)
If you're a fan of great TV Sci-Fi, then you already know you're infinitely frackable, you already suspect your best friend may be a toaster, and you worship at the altar of Roslin. Get your fix here!

WNYX-inspired Super Karate Monkey Goodies

WNYX-inspired Super Karate Monkey Goodies
If you're a fan of WNYX, we've got a section of designs inspired by one of TV's best sitcoms! From 'pure evil,' to Rocket Fuel and Super Karate Monkey Death Car, don't miss!

Direct from Neptune...

Direct from Neptune...
If you're a fan of wit, noir and drama, you're probably already watching Veronica solve mysteries on TV each week. From "Desperately Seeking Logan," to "R.I.P. Lamb," "LoVe Shipper," more!

Pirate Gear & Swash

Pirate Gear & Swash
Are you a fan of a certain captain named Jack? Then you'll love our fun, cool gear, including "Jack's Compass Points to Me," "Sparrow Worshipper," and "Show me That Horizon"!

Anyone Remotely Interesting is Mad

Anyone Remotely Interesting is Mad
Anyone remotely interesting is mad... in the best sense! So celebrate this great scifi quote with these cool gifts, shirts and more. The doctor would approve!

I am too so great

I am too so great
Do you travel through time and space? Know the names of a zillion stars? Then tell the world how great you are with these hip, quality gifts and shirts, perfect for any scifi fan!

Desperately Seeking TEN

Desperately Seeking TEN
Are you in love with all things TEN? (Who?) Wish you could travel through time and space? These great gifts, shirts, mugs and more are for you--everyone needs a doctor now and then!

I've Made a Huge Mistake

I've Made a Huge Mistake
Made a huge mistake? Or maybe you just want to promote your own slightly arrested development? Then these witty, fun gifts, shirts, mugs and more are what you've been waiting for!

"Her?"
"Her?" It's the question everyone's asking, especially those a little arrested in their development. So shout it with these awesome gifts, tees, shirts, and other paranoid products!

Sheeeeeeeeit

Sheeeeeeeeit
If you're gonna say the word, you gotta say it like a certain politician, turning a one-syllable curse word into, oh, twenty or so. These shirts, gifts and more definitely make a bad word more fun.

What Would Omar Do?

What Would Omar Do?
When in doubt, just ask yourself, what would the baddest guy in the hood do? That's Omar, and these cool shirts and gifts are a great way to celebrate a certain cereal-loving anti-hero.

That's All

That's All
"That's all." It's the command every fashion follower recognizes--and now it's yours, with these witty, stylish shirts and products. Perfect for fashion fans -- Miranda would approve!

I'm with the DOCTOR

I'm with the DOCTOR
No time traveler or all-around genius should be without these gifts, shirts, hats and more -- perfect for sci-fi lovers! Wear this and proclaim it in midnight blue on a field of stars: you're with the

I Know Jack

I Know Jack
Live a life of thrills and suspense? Or just incredibly knowledgeable? Either way, you can proclaim to the world that yes, you do know Jack. A great line of products makes sure the word gets out...

Never Give Up, Never Surrender

Never Give Up, Never Surrender
Every good scifi fan knows the rule: Never Give Up, Never Surrender! Now you can proclaim it in style, with these cool, funny, unmistakable shirts, buttons, and other great gear.

333 (I'm only half Pure Evil)

333 (I'm only half Pure Evil)
Only half pure evil? Then warn the world, with this great line of mousepads, shirts, stickers, magnets, and much more. Make great gifts!

Missing: 1 Pr. Spanky Pants

Missing: 1 Pr. Spanky Pants
Where the heck are those spanky pants? Help find the one item no cheerleader wants to be without! It's a great line from a fun, funny movie, and one that's a favorite comedy for its many witty, quo

Cheer-tator

Cheer-tator
Be a Cheer-tator with this funny clever slogan inspired by the movies and their witty and modern take on cheerleading. Show your spirit, attitude, fun, or simply your love of cheerleading with this gr

"O.R. they?"
Show your love of a witty retort with this tribute to one of the movies' funniest and quirkiest quotes.

It's Just My Nature

It's Just My Nature
As the scorpion said to the frog, "it's just my nature." You'll be cool and fierce in these great hats, shirts, and other apparel -- and don't forget the buttons, mousepads, stickers, and more.

Future Reality TV Contestant

Future Reality TV Contestant
Show your passion for reality TV by declaring yourself the ultimate contender -- and future reality TV contestant! These fun gifts, apparel, magnets, buttons, home items and more will give you plenty

God is Now Here/God is Nowhere

God is Now Here/God is Nowhere
It was a cool, creepy show starring Skeet Ulrich and Angus Macfadyen a few years back. Now its most startling moment is found in these combos -- shirts with "God is now Here" on front, and "God is No

(NO) Yummo

(NO) Yummo
So maybe you love food and cooking shows, but aren't exactly a fan of the "yummo" approach? Show your snark and solidarity with this great line of apparel and gifts for the foodie in your life.


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