2022 OOTS Battle Ornament NEW! Kazumi and Daigo know that the holidays are a time for family, and beating up ninjas. |
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Hardcore Introspection When your self-reflection is feeling just too EXTREME, Belkar can help warn others. |
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Fists in My Heart Minrah announces to the world that your feelings should be registered as a deadly weapon. |
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Outer Planes Enjoy this detailed and completely accurate map of the Outer Planes on your favorite garment. |
I Am a Ferocious Dinosaur Adorable sleeping Bloodfeast the Extreme-inator dreams of his dinosaur roots. |
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Elemental Friends It's an Inner Plane party! This adorable shirt doubles as a metaphysical map of the Ethereal Plane and its contingent elemental and energy realms, which just want to give the Prime a hug. |
If the World was Fair... "There wouldn’t need to be paladins if the world was, like, fair." --Lien, OOTS #1032 |
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Vampires Hate Solar Power Science FACT: Solar power kills more vampires annually than fossil fuels do. |
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The Order of the Stick (Upgraded) An all-new version of the classic OOTS-walking-in-the-dungeon design, featuring a surprisingly competent-looking party. |
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What's at the Bottom of Your Handy Haversack? A look inside at what's accumulating in the bottom of your favorite extradimensional storage bag. |
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Fight Trolls with Rainbows Just an ordinary picture of a wizard defeating a monster with a high level spell. No additional symbolism here, nope. |
Princess on a Unicorn It's every little girl's dream to grow up to be a princess with a unicorn. (from A Monster for Every Season) |
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A Monster (Shirt) for Every Season A collection of shirts inspired by the "A Monster for Every Season" miniature art collection. |
Fantasy fantasy. Three guards discuss the latest stats and highlights regarding their fantasy fantasy teams. |
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Alignment Shirts The four "Alignment" shirts can be found here, with Xykon, Julio Scoundrél, O-Chul, and Gannji extolling the virtues of working for their respective teams. |
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OOTS Line Art A wide selection of stylish text-free shirts featuring OOTS characters depicted in monochromatic action poses. Choose from grey, black, or an assortment of colors. |
Zombies: 100% Post-Consumer Human Remember, every corpse wrenched back into an unholy semblance of life is a corpse that doesn't end up in a landfill. Available in full color or earth-friendly green. |
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OOTS Quotes #1, #2, #3, and #4 A variety of famous OOTS quotes from Belkar, Roy, Elan, V, and even Xykon are immortalized on black or white t-shirts for you to wear. (Now including all FOUR previous sets of OOTS quotes.) |
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The Creature in the Darkness Those two yellow ovals can only belong to the mysterious Creature in the Darkness. |
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OOTS Mugs, Water Bottles, and Drinkwear NEW PRODUCTS - From the W.W.T.D. beer stien to the Explosive Runes Brand Coffee mug to character shot glasses and high-quality steel water bottles, enjoy your favorite gaming beverage more when quaffe |