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Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(Oh.. Holiday..)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day



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    8-ounce Beveragemilligrams
    Coffee, Drip 115-175
    Coffee, Brewed 80-135
    Coffee, Espresso (2 ounces) 100
    Coffee, Instant 65-100
    Tea, iced 47
    Tea, brewed, imported brands (avg.) 60
    Tea, brewed, U.S. brands (avg.) 40
    Tea, instant 30
    Tea, green 15
    Hot cocoa 14
    Coffee, Decaf, brewed 3-4
    Coffee, Decaf, instant 2-3


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    12-ounce beveragemilligrams
    Red Bull (8.2 oz) 80.0
    Jolt 71.2
    Pepsi One55.5
    Mountain Dew 55.0
    Mountain Dew Code Red 55.0
    Diet Mountain Dew 55.0
    Kick Citrus 54.0
    Mellow Yellow 52.8
    Surge 51.0
    Tab 46.8
    Diet Coke 45.6
    Shasta Cola 44.4
    Shasta Cherry Cola 44.4
    Shasta Diet Cola 44.4
    RC Cola 43.0
    Diet RC 43.0
    Dr. Pepper 41.0
    Diet Dr. Pepper 41.0
    Diet Sunkist Orange 41.0
    Mr. Pibb 40.0
    Sugar-Free Mr. Pibb 40.0
    Red Flash 40.0
    Sunkist Orange 40.0
    Slim-Fast Cappuccino Delight Shake 40.0
    Ruby Red 39.0
    Storm 38.0
    Big Red38.0
    Pepsi-Cola 37.5
    Pepsi Twist 37.5
    Diet Pepsi Jazz 37.5
    Diet Pepsi 36.0
    Wild Cherry Pepsi 38.0
    Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi 36.0
    Diet Pepsi Twist 36.0
    Aspen 36.0
    Coca-Cola Classic 34.0
    Cherry Coke 34.0
    Lemon Coke 34.0
    Vanilla Coke 34.0
    Diet Cherry Coke 34.0
    Snapple Flavored Teas (Reg. or Diet) 31.5
    Canada Dry Cola 30.0
    A&W Creme Soda 29.0
    Nestea Sweet Iced Tea26.5
    Nestea Unsweetened Iced Tea26.0
    Barq's Root Beer 23.0
    A&W Diet Creme Soda22.0
    Slim-Fast Chocolate Flavors 20.0
    Snapple Sweet Tea12.0
    Lipton Brisk, All Varieties9
    Canada Dry Diet Cola 1.2
    Diet Rite Cola 0
    Sprite 0
    7-Up 0
    Mug Root Beer 0
    Diet Barq's Root Beer0
    Sundrop Orange 0
    Minute Maid Orange0
    A&W Root Beer0
    Slice0
    Sierra Mist0
    Fresca0

    SOURCES: National Soft Drink Association, US Food and Drug Administration, Bunker and McWilliams, Pepsi, Slim-Fast.



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