"No, I crochet." Then follows the standard explaination of what crochet even is with their ears on mute and their eyes sufficiently glazed. So is the life of the hooker. Obey Crochet was born out of a grudge and flourished into the sarcastic, skeptical eyebrowed hook fighting the battle of crafty underdog. In a search for merch displaying my ferver for hookery, I came up short, decided to make my own, and I now unfold my arms to this banquet of crochet love. Represent! Hooks up!