Welcome to the Bourgeois Dreamworld of the NQ Commodity. Finally you, too, can signify nothing. In style. And a #FailedIntellectual gets a few bucks of student loan debt relief with each commodity sold. Each and every one has been lovingly pre-fetishized by alienated artisan laborers. Just like you. And just for you. Please enjoy responsibly.

Form-Fitting T-Shirt Signifying Nothing $29.99

Bottomless Despair Not Included. Mugs $19.99

Nq Tote Bag. Nothing Included. $24.99