Vampire Love Like hanging with vampires and other denizens of the undead? Here's some gray lips with just a drops of blood and the words "Once you go vampire, you'll never go back." Happy Anti-Valentine's Day. |
Rainbow Woven Hearts Hearts made from line drawn roses in rainbow colors with a black center are an interesting abstract art to wear on a shirt or other gift all year round and Valentine's Day too. |
Knife in Heart A red heart has been shredded in half and a knife is stuck in the center "What makes you think I'm bitter?" Express your anti-love with perfect anti-valentine to scare off those too timid for you. |
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Bitter Bullet Heart A red valentine heart is stretched out over a rack and is riddled with bullet holes and says "Bitter, but my aim has improved." Express your anti-valentine, anti-love this Valentine's Day. |
Romantic Valentine Swans Two white swans at the base of a red rose with red hearts floating upward is a sweet, romantic valentine, a special anniversary gift, or just a lovely way to say "I Love You." |
Drink Up Bitches Single, divorced, dumped for Valentine's Day? Get some friends together and get drunk with martini glass, knife with a red heart and olive speared on it, and "drink up bitches, it's Valentine's Day." |
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Exploding Love Head A head with just a few hairs and red hearts exploding outward warns that "Love Makes Your Head Explode." Nice anti-valentine or funny love gift for your sweetheart. |
Love's Graveyard A dead tree, a shredded red heart full moon, and a row of headstones that spell "Love" is the graveyard where love is buried. Spread dark spirit romance and anti-valentine love. |
Grim Reaper Of Love Gold chains adorned with bleeding hearts and hidden within their depths is the Grim Reaper Of Love with the message: "Love. It Comes For Us All In The End." |
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Anti-Valentine Singles Ad Woman with red flower in hair to match red lipstick and cynical expression says "Woman seeks Valentine to remind her again why love really sucks." |
Bad Break-Up Excuses Bandaged heart dripping blood inside circles of bad break-up excuses "It's not you. It's me." The backhanded not into you anymore of "Let's just be friends" and the killer "I'm married." |
Skull Art Valentine Abstract square with a heart infilled with grinning skulls dripping hearts of the same and the word "Love" patterned across it. Nice anti-valentine that still says "I love you." |
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Abstract Love Valentine Flaming spiral sun with a red patterned heart dropping smaller hearts forms the background for the dripping word "Love." Nice anti-valentine that still spreads the message of love. |
Labrador Valentine Two adorable Labradors exchange red balloons, hearts, a red rose and the words "Forever, Unconditional, Love" to describe what they are best at giving to their humans. Valentine for true love. |
Perfect Love Think there's nothing more romantic than getting sweaty with some sports equipment? "Perfect love does exist" and it's this collection of clubs, bats, sticks, paddles, and rackets. |
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Got Love? A shredded and torn heart bleeds at the end of a hook and the words "Got Love?" Great way to express your anti-valentine attitude. Funny gift for bad love survivor. |
Baby Chimps Valentine Two baby chimps sit in a bed of flowers, vines and hearts to make an adorable valentine to wear, give, or share with a loved one. |
Cthulhu Loves You Three candy hearts spell out "Cthulhu loves you." Nice valentine for H.P. Lovecraft fans and sci-fi buffs. Or for you if you have a fondness for tentacled sweethearts. |
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Valentine Peacocks Two peacocks hold on either side of a stylized abstract valentine heart in shades of blue, mauve, teal, and purple make a colorful and attractive valentine day's gift that is lovely all year round. |
Valentine Dragons Two red dragons with a flaming heart of purple, red, orange and yellow makes a dramatic valentine or just a cool shirt to wear all year long. Nice gift for fantasy and tattoo fans. |
Sexy Heart Valentine Four red hearts with decorative beads around each heart spell out the word "Sexy." Great t-shirt, thong, hat or other apparel for your valentine honey this Valentine's Day. |
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Heart Of Newt Anti-Valentine A jagged and slashed red heart forms the backdrop for a black drawing of a newt/salamander. Great anti-valentine t-shirt for dark spirits. Makes an interesting shirt for all year giving. |
Leopard Skull Anti-Valentine Looking for something strange, dark, and with a hint of demented goth geekiness for anti-valentine's day expressions of love and disdain? Here's a leopard skin skull shirt with violet heart eyes. |
Tiger Skull Anti-Valentine Bored with hearts and flowers? Want something a little more dark, a little bit goth, and a lot unique like your love? Here's a tiger print skull t-shirt with green heart eyes and red rose. |
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Cow Skull Anti-Valentine Bored with hearts and flowers? Want something a little more dark, a little bit goth, and a lot unique like your love? Here's a skull t-shirt filled with a cow print, and has red heart eyes and flower. |
Bad Cupid Have some fun with this humorous Valentine joke shirt that has a precious little cupid illustrating an ad for a dating service: "Bad Cupid Enterprises, let us find the perfect psycho for your ex." |
Rock My Heart Looking for that perfect rocker valentine to give to your rock star musician? Here's a great design in black and red that has hearts, rock salute and the words "You rock my heart." |
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Romantic Valentine A simple red heart and lovely yellow cursive lettering invite that special someone to "Kiss Me." Great romantic gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, or anyone you love this valentine's day and every day. |
Dark Matter Valentine For those dark of spirit, goth of nature, and appreciative of the dead and undead among us, this black feathered heart with "I love your dark matter" is the perfect gothic anti-valentine. |
Plays With Dead Things A black heart with a dark gray rose and a skeleton caught in a spider web is the perfect anti-valentine. Text says "I like chocolate, long walks on the beach, and playing with dead things." |
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Panda Bear Valentine This adorable little Panda Bear holds a red rose and has tiny red hearts floating behind it. Text says: "I Love You." Great Valentine for young, old, big and small alike. Get one for yourself too. |
Black Lily Valentine Bright red hearts rise from a black lily and the words "I Love You" to make a unique and interesting Valentine's Day t-shirt gift for your favorite dark Goth spirit to wear partying with the undead. |
Valentine's Day Horse Here's a perfect valentine's day t-shirt for the horse lover in your life. This dapper pony wears a droopy hat and is decorated with roses and heart-shaped balloons. Sweetly romantic. |
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Spider Heart Valentine Looking for a nice anti-valentine that expresses the futility of waiting for love? Here's one of a skeleton caught in a web on top of a red heart. Nice on a t-shirt or Valentine card for anti-lovers. |
Weiner Dog Valentine Whether you call them doxies, dachshunds, dachshounds, or weiner dogs, this cute shirt with a sausage pup dressed in a heart shirt, hat with flower and trotting along is a great Valentine. |
Kitty Cat Valentine An adorable gray kitty looks out from plants that have a heart in place of the flowers as a heart shaped balloon floats up to wish your loved one Happy Valentine's Day with this shirt. |
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Green Frog Valentine This Valentine's Day make love a green frog with hearts, a bouquet of flowers, and the words "I love you." With such a cute frog and sweet sentiment, you can wear it on a shirt all year long. |
Valentine's Day Owls Two owls sitting on hearts and flowers ask "Whooo...loves you, baby?" Not just for Valentine's Day. Shirts make a perfect gift for anniversaries and birthdays too. |
Valentine's Day Giraffe This adorable giraffe is surrounded by multicolored hearts, flowers, and a flirty expression that is perfect for Valentine's Day t-shirts, or a romantic gift, and especially for children's clothing. |
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Chocolate Valentine The roses, the jewelry, the fancy lingerie, they're all perfectly good Valentine's gifts, but you know what it's really about. Here's your t-shirt that says "It's all about the chocolate." |
Hate Pink Valentine Pink makes your skin crawl and here's a design that lets you do to the color pink what it deserves on Valentine's Day or any other day. A pink heart defaced with blood, ink and "I Hate Pink." |
Cupid Valentine A red heart is skewered at the end of a sword with words "Hi, I'm Cupid." Great t-shirt to wear at Valentine's parties and dances or any day of the year you want to catch a heart. |
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Love Sucks Anti-Valentine Feel like spreading an anti-valentine message this year for Valentine's Day or any other forced romantic herd behavior? How about this on a shirt, a black and gray rose and words "Love Sucks." |
Heart Song Valentine Musical notes float from a heart and the words "You Make My Heart Sing." Great valentine or romantic gift shirt for a musician, friend, or lover who brings out the happiness in your heart. |
Divorced Valentine Just because you're recently divorced doesn't mean you can't participate in Valentine's Day. Here's your t-shirt "Roses are red. violets are blue, just got divorced, can I play with you?" |
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Heart and Flowers Valentine A big red heart rises like a tribute to your love from a bed of flowers. Anyone can give flowers and chocolates, but not everyone can give something special that will still be cherished a week later. |
Anti-Valentine Words on shirt text: "This Valentine's Day give her conflict diamonds, sweatshop roses, and mass produced chocolate because nothing says I love you like someone else's suffering." |
I Want an Obama Too You watched President Barack Obama dance with Michelle on Inauguration Day felt the love and wanted it for yourself too. Three hearts say "Smart,handsome, romantic, sigh, I want an Obama too. |
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