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Mushroom Ink, Inc.Mushroom Ink, Inc. A Company dedicated to making the highest quality mushroom ink in the world for producing the highest quality mushroom stamps and tattoos in the world! |
18436572Typical Small Block Chevy Firing Order... All car guys know this. Wear this shirt and you'll know whos with you in this world. |
18726543LS Series Small Block Chevy Firing Order... Car guys know this. Wear this shirt and you'll know whos with you in this world. |
13726548Small Block Ford Firing Order... Car guys know this. Wear this shirt and you'll know whos with you in this world. |
Car Guy ShirtsFor those of us with this addiction... whoops, I mean hobby. |
Precision CutPrecision Cut... Tell all the ladies, you're a "clean cut" kind of guy. |
The Egyptian WayCircumcision IS funny, when you think about it being on a shirt... otherwise its just plain scary and painful and THANK GOD we dont remember it! As for the Egyptians - They cut em too.... |
ObamaSocialist? Maybe... or maybe the greatest president ever, time will tell. |
30% More, FREEEverybody loves getting more for free... advertise your goods! |
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PrimeAnother warning from the little boys to the women in their 20's. Women hit their sexual prime at 30 right? If you're 13 and shes 25... might as well make your move now... |
MarriedMarried? Come on... say what you really mean. |
ExcellefuckingtasticYou know when you're drinking and you make up words... --- not me, someone else made this one up. |
CougarYou know... for kids! If your son is 5, then those 25 year old little hotties are gonne be cougars when he's 18. You better help him warn em. |
GynochiatristSure, I'll talk to it and see if it doesn't feel better. Please lay down on the couch. |
Two of themIn case you are counting... THERE ARE TWO (Tits that is) |
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Tuge HitsSo, you've got BIGUNS, TIG O BITTIES... great, but do you have TUGE HITS? |
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Prenup!some girls just scream... prenup! You know who you are, make a joke of it. |
Sober-ishWe've all been there!!! That state between drunk and sober... on the way to sober (or was it on the way to drunk again?)... shit. |
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The Famous WindmillWindmill...Whats the Windmill? Its a stunt... which only real men can perform. Its like the helicopter only vertical and much cooler. Its one of those nicknames "a friend" aquired in Mexico. |
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QUESTION? SHIRTSCONDOM? HUMMER? STRIPPER? You name it.... there IS a question shirt for it... and if there isnt one... tell me what you want and I'll add it. Simple, Fun, and creative.... |
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PriapismAn erection lasting more than 4 hours... any questions? |
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MR TNo more words needed... |
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Mr VicholaYeah, it means PENIS in spanish.... duh. |
PieDoesn't everybody? Apple is my favorite. |
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ToastBecause sliced bread is just so-ten-years-ago! |
Grocery StoreThose people are the COOLEST! You know who you are... You did it, admit it. |
JesusHow many times do you wonder why the fuck someone is asking you some random question.... isn't this what you think in your head? Right? ? |
PunchlinesLove Jokes? Everybody knows the best part is always the punchline. So forget the jokes, here are some great "punchline" shirts! |
BollocksA new english word I love... great in nearly any phrase. It means, messed up, sort of... google it. |
Not in CollegeNo dad, I'm NOT in college AGAIN.... YET! I'm not, and I'm sure I'm not the only one out there.... so here you go, buy a shirt and help me return soon to finish those last 19 hours! |
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Mug $12.99 |