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MUSCLEHEDZ Stuff makes the PERFECT bodybuilding gift for those people who have nothing in their life... other than bodybuilding! The World's #1 Bodybuilding Gift Shop features bodybuilding-related gifts PERFECT for both men and women - including bodybuilding t-shirts in lots of different styles and colors, bodybuilding apparel such as boxers and thongs, bodybuilding calendars, workout training journals, AND SO MUCH MORE. When it's time to buy for the MUSCLEHEDZ in your life, think one word: MUSCLEHEDZ!

E=MC2

TIME 2 TRAIN!

DON'T BUG ME!

FLEXAHOLIC - But, I'm In Remission!

MUSCLEHEDZ GYM

Vitruvian MUSCLEHEDZ

BROTHERHOOD OF IRON

SIZE RULES

SIZE RULES
Forget About Else In This World - Nothing Rules Like SIZE!

MUSCLEHEDZ XXXL GYM

Int'l Member Of The B.O.I.

Int'l Member Of The B.O.I.
Are you a member of the BROTHERHOOD?

MUSCLEHEDZ U

MUSCLEHEDZ U
The BIGGEST dudes come from THIS University! Are you one of them??

REAL MEN... DEADLIFT!

REAL MEN... DEADLIFT!
FOR DEADLIFTERS ONLY!
Wanna-bees need not apply!

HUGE Is My MIDDLE NAME!

HUGE Is My MIDDLE NAME!
It certainly is. What's YOUR middle name?

Stop Talking And... START LIFTING!

Stop Talking And... START LIFTING!
Now - whenever you see these people in the gym, you don't have to say anything - the SHIRT SAYS IT ALL.

I'd Rather Be A GYM RAT

I'd Rather Be A GYM RAT
They can make fun of us all
they want. The truth is -
THEY'RE ALL JEALOUS!

PURE Italian MUSCLE!

PURE Italian MUSCLE!
If You're BIG And ITALIAN, This Shirt was MADE For YOU!

PURE AUSSIE MUSCLE

PURE AUSSIE MUSCLE
This is the PERFECT shirt for you AUSSIE MUSCLEHEDZ!

PURE Canadian MUSCLE!

PURE Canadian MUSCLE!
If you're a CANUCK who's as big as a HOUSE, this T-shirt is FOR YOU!

Built In AMERICA!

Built In AMERICA!
Be Proud To Be An AMERICAN!
Be even MORE proud to be an
AMERICAN MUSCLEHED!

The FDA Banned All The SH*T That WORKS!

The FDA Banned All The SH*T That WORKS!
The FDA is a bodybuilder's WORST friend!

NOT Afraid Of PAIN!

NOT Afraid Of PAIN!
If You're Truly HARDCORE,
Then this shirt is for YOU!

I'm Just Your Average, Everyday, GENETIC FREAK

I'm Just Your Average, Everyday, GENETIC FREAK
Let everyone know you're
NOT a juice head - JUST GIFTED!

SYMMETRY MEANS ZILCH...

SYMMETRY MEANS ZILCH...
SYMMETRY... who cares!

Cardio SUCKS!

Cardio SUCKS!
The necessary EVIL.

Projectile Vomiter

Projectile Vomiter
For Hardcore SQUATTERS ONLY

If Machines Are For SISSIES...

If Machines Are For SISSIES...
It don't matter if it's a
machine, or free weight,
JUST LIFT IT!

Eat, Sleep, & SH*T BODYBUILDING

Eat, Sleep, & SH*T BODYBUILDING
If you walk the walk and
talk the talk, this shirt's
FOR YOU.

Dept. Of BIG Freakin' GUNS

Dept. Of BIG Freakin' GUNS
Little known department -
Not GOVERNMENT RUN!

I DO KNOW SQUAT!

I DO KNOW SQUAT!
For Squatters ONLY!

No Hogging The DBs

No Hogging The DBs
Just a little MESSAGE to the
guys who don't like sharing.

I LOVE MEXICAN FARMACIAS

I LOVE MEXICAN FARMACIAS
MUSCLEHEDZ, Listen up: Whatever you do, DO NOT wear this T-Shirt when crossing the border!

Rep Speed

Rep Speed
Let all of the people with
bad form know that there's
a SPEED LIMIT for REPS, too!

LOOK n' GROW

LOOK n' GROW
For those of you who put
on muscle WAY too easily.

Bodybuilding's FUNNIEST Cartoon Series

Bodybuilding's FUNNIEST Cartoon Series
The Undisputed KINGS Of Dumbbell Humor!

TREADMILLS Are For CHICKS

TREADMILLS Are For CHICKS
Let's face it - you don't get HUGE by hanging around the treadmills, right?!

When 5lb. Plates Feel Like 45lb. Plates...

When 5lb. Plates Feel Like 45lb. Plates...
Some guys just don't know when to GO HOME!

Deadlifting ZONE

Deadlifting ZONE
Let the World know tht you are constantly UNDER CONSTRUCTION!


 

 

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