Welcome to Modest Dog Brewing & Mercantile Co.'s online store powered by CafePress.com. We are the makers of quality merchandise featuring old time classics like Modest Dog Original Yellow Lager, Modest Dog Light Pale Ale, and Big Bad Rooster Original Red Stout.

Okay, so we don't actually brew beer--in fact, we don't even know how. But Modest Dog Brewing & Mercantile IS a purveyor of top quality shirts & gifts, heart-felt laughs, and good ol' fashioned American-made humor. Like we say with our world famous Modest Dog Pale Yellow Lager, "the secret is our source." The secret to our quality merchandise is our people. And if you are not 100% satisfied with any of the products you buy from us...sorry, we don't have time for your whining. Just kidding. We offer a 30-day money back guarantee (not including s/h charges).

So whether you are traveling near Bayou Black, Mississippi or online in Tokyo, drop by, sit a spell, and stock up on gifts for your friends, family, and enemies!


Don't forget to visit our web site at www.modestdog.com and feel free to email us at mail@modestdog.com!

Happy Shopping!

Have Paint Gun Will Travel	Trump / Crenshaw 2024 Will he? Won't he? Don't wait until 2024 to find out! Make American Great Again...Again!	Modest Dog Original Yellow Lager THE MODEST LITTLE DOG THAT STARTED IT ALL!
Modest Dog Light Pale Ale ALL OF THE HUMOR, HALF OF THE CALORIES!	Big Bad Rooster Red Stout "ALL THE HENS IN THE YARD LOVE THE BIG BAD ROOSTER!"	Poe, but Proud CLASSIC AMERICAN HUMOR...LITERALLY!