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Welcome to JDiego's HOUSE O' PROVERBS, your one-stop source for merchandise emblazoned with second-rate and b-grade aphorisms, axioms, and bits of unwise wisdom! Here you will also find a number of other designs that make little sense whatsoever, but will confer on you a certain amount of "cool" when worn and/or displayed among people who are easily impressed by these sort of things.
Note:If you do not see your favorite "proverb from purgatory" on sale here, please email me at and I will see what can be done...

The Year the Eggs Cracked

Ironical Man

Ironical Man
It's just so, ironical...

Highline Crossing

Umbrellas Or Else

Umbrellas Or Else
Umbrellas or Else...


Fashions for the Geekesque person.

Christmas, Shmistmas

Christmas, Shmistmas
Christmas, Shmistmas

Excuses, Excuses

Excuses, Excuses
Surefire ways to weasel out of trouble!


You want soup?? We got soup.

Little Nixon

Little Nixon
Say hello to Little Nixon!

Primitive Attempts

Primitive Attempts
Only the work of amateurs.

Mamas Day

Mamas Day
When mama ain't happy...

Nonsense Phrases

Nonsense Phrases
"The true meaning of life is no meaning, that its purpose is no purpose, and that its sense is non-sense." -- Alan Watts

The Big Question

Proverbs from Purgatory

Proverbs from Purgatory
Featuring the best in B-grade wisdom and sayings on a variety of merchandise.



Lungboy Industries

Lungboy Industries
Hey Lungboy! We're gonna swim right through you!

Take the Squidheads Bowling!

Take the Squidheads Bowling!
What else is there to do with the Squidheads anyway??

Left Hand Industries

Left Hand Industries
Leftys of the World Unite! The Sinister Revolution starts here.

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