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Mirthfully yours, T- McCracken, humble cartoonist

I wish you'd come to me sooner

I wish you'd come to me sooner
A doctor taking the pulse of a skeleton sitting on an examination table. He says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

Juggler Vein

Juggler Vein
A doctor doing surgery sees balls and pins fly out of a patient's neck. He says, "Dang. I must’ve hit the juggler vein."

What Happens If You Burn Plastics

What Happens If You Burn Plastics
A woman with one eye in the middle of her head says to a group, "Well, I grew up in a household where we burned our trash, plastics and all ...”

The Tin Man Worries About Cholesterol

The Tin Man Worries About Cholesterol
The Tin Man on an exercise bike saying to Dorothy who’s bringing him bran muffins, "With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

CLEAR!

CLEAR!
A mechanic using jumper cables on a motorcycle yelling, "CLEAR!"

Dr. is Putting You On Solids

Dr. is Putting You On Solids
A nurse hanging an IV bag with huge lumps in it saying, “The doctor is putting you on solids.”

More Medical Tests

More Medical Tests
A doctor saying to a patient with an arrow through his head, “Off hand, I'd say you're suffering from an arrow through your head, but just to play it safe, I'm ordering a bunch of tests.”

Wheel Chair & Deer Crossing

Wheel Chair & Deer Crossing
A deer crosses the road in a wheel chair where there’s both a deer crossing and a handicap sign.

Take 2 Tons of Aspirin

Take 2 Tons of Aspirin
A doctor saying to Godzilla, “Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.”

Side Effects of Herbal Teas

Side Effects of Herbal Teas
A doctor saying to a patient with a palm tree growing out of her head, "It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking."

Thank God for Periodontal Disease

Thank God for Periodontal Disease
A fish whose teeth are caught on a fishing line saying, “Thank God for periodontal disease.”

Frankenstein in Physical Therapy

Frankenstein in Physical Therapy
Frankenstein’s monster at a physical therapy clinic saying, “I'd like to apply for your rehab program.”

The 5th Doctor

The 5th Doctor
A slovenly doctor who's smoking saying to a patient, "In those four out of five doctors commercials, I'm the fifth doctor." 

The 5th Dentist

The 5th Dentist
A dentist saying, "Four out of five dentists recommend sugarless gum for those patients who chew gum. I'm the 5th dentist. I need the business."

Acupuncture for Bugs

Acupuncture for Bugs
An insect pinned in an entomologist’s collection saying, “This is the last time I go to an acupuncturist for my back problems.”

Feeding a Cold

Feeding a Cold
A woman with two humongous germs--one with a feast in front of it, the other a glass of water--sitting at her kitchen table says, “I'm feeding a cold and starving a fever.”

Accessible Litter Box

Accessible Litter Box
A cat in a wheelchair going to a "Handicapped Accessible Litter Box."

Glasses for Dreaming

Glasses for Dreaming
A patient with bent glasses explains to an eye doctor, "I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming."

A Groundhog Sees a Shrink

A Groundhog Sees a Shrink
A groundhog on a psychiatric couch on February 2nd says, "Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows."

An Old Moped Injury

An Old Moped Injury
A punk with a wheel protruding from his knee says to a doctor, "It's an old moped injury."

Out of Control Group

Out of Control Group
A lab door labeled "Control Group" where it's quiet and behind one labeled "Out of Control Group" a bunch of people are heard fighting.

The Docs Just Install the Heart

The Docs Just Install the Heart
A mechanic saying to man in hospital bed rigged up to a machine, "The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery."

Herbal Eye Drop Side Effects

Herbal Eye Drop Side Effects
A doctor says to a patient with a plant growing out of an eye: "It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using."

How Dracula Got AIDS

How Dracula Got AIDS
A nurse asking Dracula, "And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?"

Cornea Transplant Rejection

Cornea Transplant Rejection
Eyes rolling off man in bed. His wife says, “Good grief. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.”

The 1st 30 Years as a Paramedic

The 1st 30 Years as a Paramedic
An old paramedic saying to a young frazzled one, "Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest."

Frankenstein’s Metric Bolts

Frankenstein’s Metric Bolts
A paramedic saying to Frankenstein's monster, "Drat. Your bolts are metric, but my tools aren't."

May I Check My Text Messages

May I Check My Text Messages
As a paramedic pulls an injured person out of a car who has a cell phone embedded in his head, the other driver asks, “May I have my phone back so I can see how my girlfriend responded to the text mes

Ambulance Accident

Ambulance Accident
A car plowing into the back of an ambulance. A paramedic on the radio says, "Chief, call you back. Something's come up."

Comp Crashing is a Side Effect

Comp Crashing is a Side Effect
A doctor handing a patient some pills saying, “The developers of this drug can’t explain it, but its only side effect is that it causes your hard drive to crash.”

Web Eyes

Web Eyes
A doctor saying to a patient with eyes shaped like a computer screens, “ ... and I’d suggest you spend less time surfing the web.”

The Fifth Eye Doctor

The Fifth Eye Doctor
A slovenly eye doctor who's smoking says to a patient, "In those four out of five doctors commercials, I'm the fifth doctor."

CLEAR!

CLEAR!
A mechanic using jumper cables on an ambulance yelling, "CLEAR!"

The Uncommon Cold

The Uncommon Cold
A paramedic saying to a fellow sneezing and completely rearranging his face, "Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold."

2 Tissue Boxes a Day

2 Tissue Boxes a Day
Someone saying to another who’s sniffling, “Glad to see your flu is down to two boxes of tissues a day.”

Obsolete Ambulance

Obsolete Ambulance
An ambulance driver reading the definition of OBSOLETE in his dictionary, "Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks."

Vampire Has Mixed Blood Type

Vampire Has Mixed Blood Type
A nurse with the blood mobile asks a vampire, “What do you mean your blood type is mixed?”

About Your Blood Classification System

About Your Blood Classification System
At a Blood Bank cabinets are labeled Type A, Type B, Type AB, Type O and OTHER. A doctor says to a man, "McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system."

Fluoridated Beer & Wine

Fluoridated Beer & Wine
"Ideas that Failed: Fluoridated Beer and Wine." A couple grimace while drinking.

Daily Medication Is Size Of A Bowling Ball

Daily Medication Is Size Of A Bowling Ball
A table in front of a patient is full of pills, some the size of a bowling ball. A doctor says to her, “I don’t understand why you don’t want to take your daily medication.”

A Super Hero Gives a Colonoscopy

A Super Hero Gives a Colonoscopy
“When the super hero business died down Superman, used his X-ray vision and offered an alternative for painful colonoscopies.”

7 Patients W/ 7 Symptoms

7 Patients W/ 7 Symptoms
In a waiting room are the Seven Dwarfs. A nurse says to a doctor, “You have seven patients: a dyslexic, an insomniac, one with depression, one with allergies, a manic, a hypochondriac, and one with an

Goldilocks’ Emergency Equipment

Goldilocks’ Emergency Equipment
Sirens at the Goldilocks Emergency Equipment Store are labeled, "Too loud," "Too Soft," and "Just Right."

Artichoke Heart Transplants

Artichoke Heart Transplants
Surgeons implanting a vegetable in someone. “From the Department of New Age Medicine: The First Artichoke Heart Transplant.”

A Heavy Pollen Count

A Heavy Pollen Count
"A heavy pollen count." A man is covered with two foot balls of pollen.

Conch Shells for the Deaf

Conch Shells for the Deaf
"A conch shell for the deaf." A beachcomber holds a shell with a hand coming out of it signing.

Renovate After Sneezing

Renovate After Sneezing
A patient sneezing and blowing a hole in an emergency room wall. A doctor says, "I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated."

Allergic to Flowers Even when Dead

Allergic to Flowers Even when Dead
As an achoo coming from inside a coffin, a man says, "Edith was always allergic to flowers."

Magazines @ the Eye Doctor

Magazines @ the Eye Doctor
A woman in a doctor's office squints while reading a magazine and saying, "Why are the only doctors with current magazines eye doctors?”

I Like Your Magazines Better

I Like Your Magazines Better
A woman in a doctor's waiting room says, "I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better."


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