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If nothing else, I hope you get a laugh or two from my cartoons. Mirthfully yours, T- McCracken, humble cartoonist

Socks in a Parallel Universe “In a parallel universe.” Someone pulling lots of socks out of a clothes drier says, “Why do I always gain socks in the wash?”	Bigger Foot “The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists.” Bigfoot looks up at a huge foot.	Petroglyph Barcode An old plane flying over petroglyphs carvings that look like a huge barcode. “Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.”
Out Bending Spoons A sign on the door of the Phenomena Department, “Out bending spoons.”	Wilting House Plants A man says to a woman watering a wilted house plant, "It's not bad enough that they're destroying the Amazon rain forest ..."	High Tech Genies? Of a genie’s lamp with an electric cord plugged in a man says, "High tech genies?"
Before Man Walked Upright “Before Man Walked Upright.” A caveman is in a wheelchair.	Princes Descended from Frogs A frog says to another, “So, son, princes descended from frogs while other humans descended from apes.”	Eclipse Cartoon 9524 “Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017” A whale, sea lion, eagle and puffin wear eclipse glasses.
Eclipse Cartoon 9523 As a solar eclipse is happening a castaway on a desert island seeing a box of eclipse glasses wash ashore exclaims, “What luck!”	Eclipse Cartoon 9525 A horse during an eclipse wearing glasses says to a goat, “No you can’t borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours.”	Transcendental Fossilization "Transcendental Fossilization." A paleontologist digs out dinosaur bones in a yoga position.
Space Cartoon 8800 "Entering a Rift in the Space-Time Continuum." A car on a road that leads to space.	Murphy’s Law Cartoon 2342 "Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law." A bed has folded up against the wall with a man still in it."	Entropy Cartoon 2791 "The Entropy Lab." A researcher walks into a lab with beakers, microscopes, and mice fly around.
Flat Earth Cartoon 7540 A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.	A Food Chain Gang “A Food Chain Gang.” A prison work crew hoeing a carrot field has a lion chained to wolf that is chained to a raccoon that is chained to a rabbit.	Flat Earth Cartoon 0093 A man with a placard that says: "The World is Flat" rolls over a globe with a hand pushed roller.
Recycling Cartoon 9266 In front of Dr. Frankenstein's house a trash collector holding a bottle and a brain says to Igor, “A bottle in the organs' bin! How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"	Bigfoot Cartoon 9298 As a photographer takes of a pictures of a huge hairy animal with tiny feet another says, "And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"	Will Work For Manure A mushroom panhandling has a sign, "Will Work For Manure."
Theory of Relativity & The Tax Code A professor fumbling with forms says to someone, "Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code."	Newton Fails To Discover Gravity "Newton fails to discover the Theory of Gravity under a coconut tree." A coconut knocks Newton unconscious.	A Brain Under Analysis A giant brain with an arrow through it sits on a psychiatric couch.
Office of Totally Worthless Ideas Two doors, "The U.S. Patent Office " and "Office of Totally Worthless Ideas."	Light Bulb Cartoon 9505 An astronomer looking at a huge compact fluorescent light bulb in the sky says, “Not only do we not know how to turn it off, we also don’t know how to dispose of it when it burns out.”	Pavlov's Dog Waters Plants As a dog drools on the floor a woman says, "Pavlov, dear, could you at least get him to salivate over the wilting plants?"
Coffee Cartoon 0044 A man says to another, “Fenton, you've been stirring that coffee for ten minutes. Are you trying to insure that the hydrogen and oxygen molecules are thoroughly mixed?”	Anthropology Cartoon 1938 A caveman reads a magazine. “Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.”	Scientist Cartoon 1936 A woman says,"Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can he spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our tub?"
Plumbing Cartoon 2407 Putting an alligator into a toilet a plumber says to a man, "Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins."	Microscope Cartoon 0745 "Finally a TV set small enough so that scientists need not miss their shows if they have to go back to the lab during prime time." A scientist looks at a TV under a microscope.	Chemistry Cartoon 2410 A sink with one faucet is labeled "H2" and the other labeled "0".
Adhesive Cartoon 6197 A jar of paste says, "Adhesive Lite, 1/3 Less Sticky Stuff than our Regular Formulas."	Water Cartoon 7959 Two hoses, one labeled "H2" and the other "0".	Scientist Cartoon 0779 "Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats. "The Medical Student,” ”The Doctor,” “The Medical Professor” and “The Nobel Prize Winner.” Each has a longer coat; the prize winner's is a veritable train.
Philosophy Cartoon 6047 "Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry." Philosophers in a lab with lots of ??????? on the blackboard.	Glue Cartoon 6130 Humpty Dumpty in a hardware store asks, "Do you have industrial strength instant glue?"	Science Cartoon 6908 A maître di at a restaurant asking two scientists in lab coats, "Hard or soft science?"
Science Cartoon 7084 “Sign #93 that you’re dealing with somebody who’s hazy on the science.” Someone asks, “What's the big deal about acid rain? Can’t we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?”	Trucker Cartoon 7395 A truck driver with deformities says to another, “Sure it's safe to haul toxic waste. I've been doing it for five years.”	Metric Cartoon 6287 As a lab blows up one scientist holding up a beaker says to another, "You measured using the English system in and I measured using the metric system."
Lab Cartoon 6198 A researcher at Dental Adhesives R Us has glued papers all over himself. Another says, "The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions."	Shark Cartoon 5765 A shark on the beach reading a newspaper with a headline, "Toxic Waste Found on Beach” thinks, "Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water."	Academia Cartoon 6261 A professor says to a student, "Ann, you're the best graduate student I have, so I'm going to blame some faulty research on you."
Chemical Cartoon 8791 A man with deformities in a Hazardous Waste Dump Employment Office says, “Sure, I have experience with hazardous materials. As a kid my brother and I loved breaking into the chemical dump and playing.	Space Cartoon 8878 "When the Enterprise needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans."	Science Cartoon 7146 “Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.” A scientist and a writer fire cannons at each another. One fires letters of the alphabet and the other fires diagrams of molecules.
Experiment Cartoon 6904 A researcher whose experiment has blown up say, “Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?"	Filing Cartoon 2899 A supervisor asks an employee swamped by papers, "Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?"	Temperature Cartoon 2008 A thermometer reads, "54° Fahrenheit, 12° Celsius, -18° McHumor's Scale."
Galaxy Cartoon 0129 A long-haired man holds a box that says, "Instant Galaxy, Freeze-Dried Black Hole. Directions: Just add water. WARNING!!! Stand back or it might be dangerous to your health."	Galileo Cartoon 0958 A sign at the Leaning tower of Pisa where Galileo is dropping objects says, "Beware of Falling Rocks."	Bubble Cartoon 0619 A kid blowing bubbles says to man in lab coat, "Really, Grandpa, I don't need to know about bubbles' surface tension, pressure and elasticity to enjoy blowing them."
Truck Cartoon 0040 "Our shock absorbers give such a smooth ride that the Professor here will try to spit an atom in the back of a moving pick up truck." A physicist in the back of a pick up truck looks under a microscop	Creativity Cartoon 1868 A scientist says to another holding a test tube that's exploded in his face. "You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?"	Chaos Cartoon 6292 "The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute." Files are flying everywhere.
Physics Cartoon 0808 "The Antarctic expedition to test the Coriolis Effect." A dog sled with a toilet on it.	Time Cartoon 8392 "Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier." A man at a black board with various day permutations on it: A calendar day = 00:00 to 23:59, A business day = 4 am to 4	Statistics Cartoon 9225 "Dad learns about the difficulties of Statistical Sampling." A kid fires rubber tipped arrows at targets. Dad has arrows on his head and nose next to a target labeled Inaccurate & Biased, arrows are a
Science Cartoon 4735 As a researcher zaps himself another says, "The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions."	Math Cartoon 6487 A geek says to a fortune teller, "I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian."	Calculator Cartoon 6038 One freezing devil shiveringsays to another, "Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator."
Math Cartoon 5850 A professor of "Math For Dummies" shows on a blackboard a scoop of ice cream over the Greek letter, pi (p) thus creating, "Pi Ala Mode."	Genetics Cartoon 0313 In a lab circle with a test tube says to a triangle, "Oh no! Our genetic engineering experiments have created a monster. Homo sapiens."	Extinction Cartoon 1750 A dinosaur drops eggs out of a basket. “I guess I shouldn’t have put all my eggs in one basket, but what’s the worst that can happen?”
Weather Cartoon 1275 A grouchy old man walking in the rain says, "I bet if the Weather Service was privatized, they could finally do something about the weather."	Water Conservation Cartoon 9470 A prisoner in a dungeon says to another, “Watering my lawn during a drought. You?”	Hurricane Cartoon 7948 A weather forecaster looking at animals boarding an ark says, "Although the Weather Service has predicted a mild hurricane season, certain indicators can't be ignored."
Technology Cartoon 7998 Environmentally Confusing Technology: The wood burning fan.	Genetics Cartoon 6902 A crash test dummy in a lab reads a book, "Genetics & Artificial Life for Dummies."	Philosophy Cartoon 9483 “If a tree speaks and no one hears it, does it exist?” A tree says, “I think, therefore I am.”
Primordial Soup Cartoon 9477 A perplexed scientist says to another, “Maybe Earth’s primordial soup did contain polyester.”	Math Class Cartoon 9478 A student says to a teacher, “Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity and then?	Inventor Cartoon 1932 A mouse at the Patent Office says, “Call me a Benedict Arnold, but I’ve invented a better mouse trap.”
Biology Cartoon 9416 An Amoeba reads a book, “The Joy of Cell Division.”	Extinction Cartoon 9325 A highway patrolman writing a ticket says to a dinosaur driving a speeding car, “OK, where’s the extinction?”	Centaur Cartoon 1036 “Mutant Centaurs.” A horse with an ugly man's head and man with a horse’s body.
Astronaut Cartoon 5595 An astronaut on a planet and sees a dorky alien watching TV and says, "So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."	Habitat Cartoon 4911 A mountain lion driving a taxi cab in a city says, "What did you expect would happen you encroached on my habitat?"	Toilet Cartoon 9263 "Why you don't see flies sitting on huge piles of their own poop." A fly sits on a toilet reading a newspaper, The Poop.
Science Cartoon 1825 A woman saying to a highway patrolman, “You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?”	Remote Control Cartoon 5715 A caveman with a remote control unit changes the cave drawings on his wall with a flick of the button.	Energy Cartoon 1742 Dinosaurs walk into the "The First Renewable Fossil Fuel Power Plant."
Energy Cartoon 7164 Of a power plant with a large wind-up key behind it an engineer says, " . . . and it's non polluting."	Energy Cartoon 4777 Power cords plugged into outlets come out of a fitness center with people on exercise bikes. "Sustainable Energy Option #42."	Fire Cartoon 3603 "A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew." A crew member is tangled up in a fire hose, another hops around with a burnt foot, another digs fire line, & a helicopter falls overhead.
Astronomy Cartoon 9209 "Light pollution near the observatory was out of hand." A huge light bulb floats in space near an observatory and there are no stars to be seen.	Environment Cartoon 9203 A sign on a farm says, "We protect the environment and only irrigate with water fish have rejected for their own use."	Ear Protection For Whales A whale with large earphones on says to another, "They're to protect my ears from damage created by the Navy's sonar testing."
Flat Earth & No Global Warming A space alien in a flying saucer looks at a flat map of the earth floating in space and says, "This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming."	Inexact Science Lab Scientists in a messy room, "Inexact Science Lab."	Stupidity @ A Think Tank A carpenter at the "Future Home of McWit's Think Tank" runs into a "THINK" sign and is dazed.
Quick Tag It! An eagle says to another one that's got a salmon in its talons, "It's an endangered salmon. Quick, tag it before you eat it."	A Mis-Made Self Made Man "A self made man who didn't follow the directions." A man with several heads, hands where legs should be, legs where hands should be, etc.	Frog Can Handle Only One Metamorphosis A frog says to a princess, "Sorry, my lady, but one metamorphosis is all I can handle."
I Found A Particle This Small At the "Old Physicists Home" an old codger says to another, "Oh yeah! Well I must've found a particle THIS small."	Misplaced Decimal Point After a rocket's crashed an engineer with a calculator says to another, "You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point."	Formal Friday at The Lab Scientists wear tuxedos and evening gowns. "Formal Friday at The Lab."
Space Alien Teacher A student with a space alien as a teacher thinking, "Why do I always get a teaching assistant whose pronunciation is awful?"	Mother's Day In The Future A woman with flowers sits in front of a test tube. "Mother's Day In The Future."	Penguins & Global Warming "Adapting to global warming." A penguin sunbathes and drinks a cocktail.
Aerosol String Theory "Working On Aerosol String Theory" A researcher in a lab sprays Aersol String on another one.	New Killer Cell In a Petri dish a cell aims a gun at other cells. "Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell."	DNA Missing a Few Minor Pieces A doctor says to a patient missing her head, "As far as I can tell, your DNA chain was missing a few minor links."
Tracing Your Roots Way Way Back "Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba." A man looks in a microscope.	Peeping Tom With a Microscope A cell under a microscope lens yells to others, "Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy."	String Cheese Theory An astronomer looks at huge cheese balls in space. "Studying String Cheese Theory."
Sporozoa, An Early Philosopher "Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers." An amoeba in a mortarboard reads a book, "Metaphysics for Dummies."	End of the World 8 Mile A road sign says, "End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles."	Survival of the Fittest A rhinoceros on an exercise bike at a gym explains, “Darwin said it was survival of the fittest.”
Fishing Is A Science A fisherman wearing a lab coat has boat full of fish says, "I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science."	Physical or Social Science? A maître di at a restaurant asking two scientists in lab coats, “Physical or Social Science?”	Get a Half Life "Marie Curie teaching science for slackers." She says, "People, get a half-life!"
An Apple Falls on A Computer An apple from a tree falls on a computer beneath it.	Green Waxy Build Up A space alien washing a floor moaning, "Oh no, green waxy build up."	Talk About Wisdom Teeth A dentist taking dental X-Rays where equations shine on a wall says, "Talk about wisdom teeth."
Gravity Inversion Boots in Zero G "Gravity inversion boots on the planet Kzephyl which has no gravity." A space alien floats upward.	Space Alien University Admissions A space alien in a college admission’s office saying, “Hi, I understand you're having a hard time finding qualified minority students.”	Franklin Already Proved That A woman yells to a man flying a kite in the rain, "Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory."
Cutting Edge Lab Rats "No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab." In a lab maze a rat who’s a dentist works on a rat who’s a patient.	Solar Cartoon 0521 Someone looking at satellite above house says, "The only problem we've had powering our house with solar energy is finding a long enough extension cord."	Solar Cartoon 1651 A roustabout in front of an oil well says, "Solar energy? How are they going to sink a test well on the sun?"
Solar Cartoon 0747 Of solar panels in front of a nuclear power plant's steam stacks someone asks, "Do you really think installing a solar panel will satisfy the anti-nukes crowd?"	Continental Drift Ends in Disaster "Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes."	No Job Skills? In an employment office someone asks an applicant, "Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?"
Saturn's Rings Are Lost Socks An astronomer says, "I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists."	Trick-o-nometry Looking at a board of equations a frustrated man says, "I hate trick-o-nometry."	Send Favorite Equation A personal ad that says, "Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation."
McEctoplasm "McEctoplasm." Ectoplasm on a microscope slide that's plaid.	If You Want to Get Technical A man at blackboard with lots of equations says to another, "Well sure, if you want to get technical about it."	We're From A Planet Where They Don't Speak Latin A space alien in a class of alien looks at the blackboard where a professor is writing in Latin and thinks, "Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?"