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» Hybrid Killer Tomato
» Try the Flea Dip
» Bee Reads Expiration Date on Flowers
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» Literally a Chicken in Every Pot
» Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce
» Want to Break the Wishbone?
» Tempura Paint
» Doing Dishes the Organic Way
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Welcome to my store featuring Food Cartoons and Farm Cartoons from my web site www.mchumor.com


I have more Food Cartoons and Farm related cartoons on stuff at my my original CafePress store.


If nothing else, I hope you get a laugh or two while you're here. Mirthfully yours, T- McCracken, humble cartoonist

Tree Cartoon 1666

Tree Cartoon 1666
"The Secret Thoughts of Trees." “Maybe I should cut out the middlemen, and sell my apples myself.”

Goat Cartoon 6928

Goat Cartoon 6928
About a goat eating with knife and fork another says, “Were you born in a house?”

Dude Ranch Cartoon 4690

Dude Ranch Cartoon 4690
“Dude Ranch.” Cowboys sit in a field grazing and chewing handfuls of grass.

Fashion Cartoon 1769

Fashion Cartoon 1769
A waiter says to a man in a suit of armor, "I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary.”

Cow Cartoon 3372

Cow Cartoon 3372
Looking at a huge cow a small cow says, “The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.”

Cow Cartoon 3348

Cow Cartoon 3348
A cow says to another, “What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn.”

Produce Cartoon 4342

Produce Cartoon 4342
Fruit and vegetables in a supermarket are labeled: "Fancy," "Extra Fancy," and Reality."

Theater Cartoon 4562

Theater Cartoon 4562
A movie usher says to a man eating a gourmet dinner, "I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater.”

Wine Cartoon 9496

Wine Cartoon 9496
A man looking at a wine list in a restaurant asks a waiter, “May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?”

Cooking Cartoon 0676

Cooking Cartoon 0676
A corollary to a watched pot never boils is that the pot will boil as soon as you realize you're out of tea.

Goat Cartoon 7023

Goat Cartoon 7023
A repairperson pulling a goat from a hard drive says, "I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive."

Business Cartoon 8453

Business Cartoon 8453
As a group of employees huddle around a cash register one says, “Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.”

Llama Cartoon 5600

Llama Cartoon 5600
A rancher looking at a robot llama says, "This computerized herd management is getting out of control."

Bee Cartoon 6642

Bee Cartoon 6642
"Bees go high tech, replacing their traditional dances to direct others to nectar rich flowers." A bee sits at a computer.

Telecommuting Cartoon 6733

Telecommuting Cartoon 6733
A farmer looking at a huge phone in his barn between some sheep and goats says, "Henry, a ranch hand can't telecommute no matter the size of his phone."

Bee Cartoon 6890

Bee Cartoon 6890
Looking at a swarm fly out of his computer drive a bee keeper says, "I think we have a Y2K bug problem ... 2,000 bugs that is."

Dessert Cartoon 1775

Dessert Cartoon 1775
A woman passes a bakery with "Just Desserts” and “Unjust Desserts," high calorie cakes vs. apples.

Honey Cartoon 9497

Honey Cartoon 9497
Bees swarm into an office. “Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company’s executive suite.”

Restaurant Cartoon 1600

Restaurant Cartoon 1600
A waitress at “Mom’s Family Diner” says to a cannibal, “Our definition of family diner differs from yours.”

Chicken Cartoon 9484

Chicken Cartoon 9484
A chicken driving a convertible. “You can take the chicken out of the city, but you can’t take the city out of the chicken.”

Fat Cartoon 7609

Fat Cartoon 7609
At a store next to "Fat Free Food" is "Food Free Fat."

Chicken Cartoon 2648

Chicken Cartoon 2648
A chicken asks another, "Why did the farmer cross the road?"

Restaurant Cartoon 4334

Restaurant Cartoon 4334
Siamese twins say to a waiter, “Separate checks, please.”

Coffee Cartoon 9391

Coffee Cartoon 9391
An Eskimo barista making coffee says to a woman, “My people have 200 words for snow, but only 3 for grande soy skinny decaf latte.”

Food Free Food Aisle

Food Free Food Aisle
In the “Food Free Food Aisle” they sell “Fat Free Fat,” “Gluten Free Gluten,” “Salt Free Salt,” and “Sugar Free Sugar.”

Gold-Cut Oats

Gold-Cut Oats
A serf bringing a bowl of cereal to a king says, “Your gold-cut oats, sire.”

Restaurant Cartoon 9370

Restaurant Cartoon 9370
A waiter says to a woman, "The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Sisyphus’s Extra Thin Crust Pizza

Sisyphus’s Extra Thin Crust Pizza
A pizza parlor in Sisyphus’s boulder’s path sells “Sisyphus’s Extra Thin Crust Pizza.”

Waiter Cartoon 2599

Waiter Cartoon 2599
A waiter says, “Hello, I'm Ryan. I'm not your waiter, but I'm hoping you'll still leave me a whopping tip.”

Lazy Susan Cartoon 9351

Lazy Susan Cartoon 9351
“An Energetic Susan.” A tray on a table twirling around throw condiments into the air.

Pessimist Cartoon 9333

Pessimist Cartoon 9333
“The Ultimate Pessimist.” A man looking at a glass says, “The glass is half empty and what’s in it is toxic.”

Meat Cartoon 9340

Meat Cartoon 9340
A butcher selling “Extraordinarily Cheap Free Range Meat” says, “It’s road kill.”

Meat Cartoon 9339

Meat Cartoon 9339
Next to a fallen zebra a hyena asks a vulture, “So do you want white or green meat?”

Pizza Cartoon 9338

Pizza Cartoon 9338
A cook uses a catapult in front of a pizza parlor with a sign, “Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes."

Cow Cartoon 9313

Cow Cartoon 9313
"A cow with Barbie's proportions." A cow has udders down to the ground.

Food Cartoon 9270

Food Cartoon 9270
At a food cart a cat sells, "Free Range, Locally Raised Rats on a Stick, 50¢."

Diet Cartoon 9272

Diet Cartoon 9272
A man BBQing a steak says to a caveman, “I assume you’re on the paleo diet.”

Diet Cartoon 9285

Diet Cartoon 9285
A saber tooth tiger chasing a caveman says, "This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

Vegetable Cartoon 9269

Vegetable Cartoon 9269
A woman holding a tray with two peas the size of bowling balls says to a boy, "Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Goat Cartoon 9251

Goat Cartoon 9251
A farmer saying to a space alien wearing a suit and carrying a brief case, "What do you mean you're from the EX-ternal Revenue Service?"

Horse Cartoon 7714

Horse Cartoon 7714
"A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse." The cowboy sits as a passenger in a pick up truck as his horse drives it.

Cow Cartoon 9217

Cow Cartoon 9217
A cow asks another with her udder dragging on the ground, "Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

Environment Cartoon 1650

Environment Cartoon 1650
A farmer says, “Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.”

Sheep Cartoon 7802

Sheep Cartoon 7802
A sheep unraveling is caught on a fence says, "Damn."

Cooking Cartoon 6208

Cooking Cartoon 6208
Looking at cans in a cupboard a man asks his wife, "Don't we have anything new and improved for dinner?"

Barbed Wire Cartoon 5103

Barbed Wire Cartoon 5103
In a ranch bunk house a mystic sleeps on a bunk bed of barbed wire.

Restaurant Cartoon 0643

Restaurant Cartoon 0643
In a restaurant a maître d' asks a couple, "Ambiance or non-ambiance?" One side of the restaurant has a chandelier and white table cloths, the other side has a counter a stools.

Restaurant Cartoon 9201

Restaurant Cartoon 9201
A queasy looking couple walks out of a diner having "Going Out of Business Special, Half off meat from the bottom of the freezer.

McWit's Carpentry & Lite Puff Pastries

McWit's Carpentry & Lite Puff Pastries
A contractor's sign says "McWit's Carpentry, Deli, Auto Repair, Financial Consulting and Lite Puff Pastries." The owner says, "The only way to survive these days is to diversify."

Horse Got in to GMO Hay

Horse Got in to GMO Hay
A highway patrolman writing a ticket to an Amish man in a horse drawn buggy says, "This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?"

Eat Pizza Delivery Man

Eat Pizza Delivery Man
Cannibal saying to another, "Instead of hunting tonight, how about ordering a pizza and eating the delivery man?"

Food Free Food

Food Free Food
Grocery Selections: Fat Free Food, Salt Free Food, Cholesterol Free Food and Food Free Food.

Vacuum Packed Snack

Vacuum Packed Snack
Someone opening a can of nuts and seeing small vacuum cleaner’s fall out. "Vacuum Packed Snack."

I'm In Hunting & Gathering

I'm In Hunting & Gathering
A caveman in a bearskin saying to a man at a high school reunion, "I went into hunting and gathering. And you?"

Cook Until Smoke Detector Goes Off

Cook Until Smoke Detector Goes Off
A cook reads a recipe for "Blackened Fish" that says, "Cook until the smoke detector goes off."

Crushed by Prize Winning Tomato

Crushed by Prize Winning Tomato
A woman is crushed trying to carry a humongous tomato. "Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair."

Hybrid Killer Tomato

Hybrid Killer Tomato
A little old lady being arrested in a supermarket. "Miss Fenwick is caught carrying a concealed weapon: a hybrid tomato which, if thrown, is capable of maiming, even killing."

Try the Flea Dip

Try the Flea Dip
A sheep dog at a party holding huge fleas over a bowl saying, "Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful."

Bee Reads Expiration Date on Flowers

Bee Reads Expiration Date on Flowers
A bee eating nectar looks at a label on a flower and asks another, "When did they start putting expiration dates on these things?"

Tastes Like Mom's Pie Mix

Tastes Like Mom's Pie Mix
A woman making pies says, “Tastes just like my mother’s pies because she too made hers from a mix.”

Tastes Just Like Mom's Canned Soup

Tastes Just Like Mom's Canned Soup
Someone sipping from a bowl says, "Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat."

Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 Extra

Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 Extra
The "Quaint Ye Olde Diner," with a sign "Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra."

Hybrid-Hybrid Car

Hybrid-Hybrid Car
“Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.” A farmer in front of a field of corn and a gas pump that's pumping ears of corn right into a car.

Bee Fired for Using Artificial Sweetener

Bee Fired for Using Artificial Sweetener
An employment officer says to large bee, "You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee?"

Jack and The Bean Stalk Use Fertilizer

Jack and The Bean Stalk Use Fertilizer
A little girl looking at a humongous plant asks Jack (of Jack & the Bean Stalk), "So, did you use compost or chemical fertilizers?"

Hell's Freezing Over

Hell's Freezing Over
A shivering devil in hell looks at snow and says to another, "Hell’s freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that farmers on average made more than professional baseball players this year.”

With Due Respect For Your Horoscope

With Due Respect For Your Horoscope
A farm analyst says to a farmer, "With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... "

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

Just Say No to Chicken Soup
A chicken in front of a hospital carries a picket sign that says, “Just Say No to Chicken Soup.”

Free Range Cows

Free Range Cows
A cow eats at a dining room table. "Free Range Cows."

BBQ 'Til Smoke Detectors Go Off

BBQ 'Til Smoke Detectors Go Off
Someone BBQing looking at a recipe for “Blackened Fish” that says, " ... and BBQ until the smoke detectors inside the house go off."

Give Me Your Stuffing Recipe

Give Me Your Stuffing Recipe
As a woman carves a turkey and pulls money out from its innards another says, “Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.”

Cannibal Posts Food Photos

Cannibal Posts Food Photos
A cannibal says to a man in a big pot over a fire, "Smile. I always post photos of my food online."

Cereal Cartoon 4531

Cereal Cartoon 4531
As a lion eating a box of cereal he says, "The problem with gazelle is that there's no prize inside."

Diet Cartoon 3028

Diet Cartoon 3028
A lion says to a Roman, “Don’t you know how high in cholesterol this diet of Christians you have us on is?"

Lion Posts Photos of His Food

Lion Posts Photos of His Food
As a photographer leans on a lion while taking its picture the lion says, "Once you're done photographing me, would you please turn the camera on yourself? I always post photos of my food online."

Don't Drink From Bottle in Front of the Plants

Don't Drink From Bottle in Front of the Plants
A woman says to a man drinking from a milk carton, "Please, dear, don't drink from a bottle in front of the plants."

Pheasant Under Safety Glass

Pheasant Under Safety Glass
"At the OSHA Test Kitchen they eat pheasant under safety glass." Diners sit in the OSHA Test Kitchen wearing safety goggles.

Literally a Chicken in Every Pot

Literally a Chicken in Every Pot
A cook's nightmare: A chicken in every pot when she wants to make oatmeal.

Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce

Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce
“Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.”

Want to Break the Wishbone?

Want to Break the Wishbone?
A vulture eating a man asks another, "Want to break the wish bone?"

Tempura Paint

Tempura Paint
A painter with a bunch of fried vegetables shows off a blobby painting of Mt. Fuji says, "I don't think I've gotten the hang of using tempura paint."

Doing Dishes the Organic Way

Doing Dishes the Organic Way
A woman asks to her husband, “Don't you love doing our dishes the organic way, leaving them in the sink and letting live sponges eat the food off of them?”

Rhino Wine

Rhino Wine
A wine label, "Rhino Wine, Not good until 2075."

It’s a Dog Eat Dog World

It’s a Dog Eat Dog World
A tired man returning home and saying to his wife, "It's a dog eat dog world out there." His dog looks at his food and thinks, "Good grief, what's in this stuff?"

Planned Obsolescence

Planned Obsolescence
A farmer sees the definition of “Obsolete” in his dictionary as, "Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000."

In Case of Cash-Flow Emergency

In Case of Cash-Flow Emergency
A $100,000 dollar check from the U. S. Government in a barn behind glass that says "In Case of Cash-Flow Emergency Break Glass.”

Soil Test Carpet

Soil Test Carpet
A farmer asks a clerk at the Soil Testing Office, "Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?"

No Trespassing

No Trespassing
Sign at farm, "No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted."

Crop Dusting and Airlines

Crop Dusting and Airlines
A huge jet flies inches from a startled farmer’s head. “Things haven't been the same around the county since TWA merged with Ed's Crop Dusting Service.”

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale
A sign on a farm, "Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale."

Couldn't Store All The Corn

Couldn't Store All The Corn
A fat farmer on a scale says to a doctor, “Well, we couldn't store ALL the corn."

Pregnant Horse Can't Speed

Pregnant Horse Can't Speed
A man driving hay wagon pulled by horse says to highway patrolman, "We can't go any faster, sir. Nellie is pregnant."

Mud is Inch Higher than Boots

Mud is Inch Higher than Boots
A farmer hip deep in mud saying, "It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots."

Auto Repair & Puff Pastries

Auto Repair & Puff Pastries
"McWit’s Farm, Auto Repair, Financial Consulting and Lite Puff Pastries." The owner says, "The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify."

Crime & Farming Doesn't Pay

Crime & Farming Doesn't Pay
An old farmer robbing a woman says, “I know crime doesn't pay, Mary, but neither does farming.”

1st 30 Years of Farming Are The Hardest

1st 30 Years of Farming Are The Hardest
An old farmer saying to a young frazzled one surrounded by bills, "Don't worry, the first 30 years of farming are the hardest."


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