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Make a statement with these fun & sassy designs. Witty and full of pizzazz! These designs are are for cool babies with a bit of attitude. Bright colors and sassy sayings.

Keep Calm or I'll Cry & Poop

Hangry

Shits & Giggles

I don't drool, I dribble.

Mommy's MVP

Played without a goalie

Mama Needs Coffee

Copy of My Mommy is a Lawyer - orange

Copy of My Mommy is a Lawyer - orange
DON'T DROP ME! My parents are lawyers. A perfect baby gift for the lawyer in the family.

My Mommy is a Lawyer - orange

My Mommy is a Lawyer - orange
DON'T DROP ME! My mommy is a lawyer. A perfect baby gift for the lawyer in the family.

My Daddy & Mommy are a Lawyers - blue

My Daddy & Mommy are a Lawyers - blue
DON'T DROP ME! My Daddy & Mommy are Lawyers. A perfect baby gift for the lawyer in the family.

My Daddy is a Lawyer - lavender

My Daddy is a Lawyer - lavender
DON'T DROP ME! My daddy is a lawyer. A perfect baby gift for the lawyer in the family.

Quapa (quarter hapa)

Quapa (quarter hapa)
What do you get when you mix a hapa and an Asian? A quapa! Finally, a term that addresses all those new generations of descendents from the Haole Hubby Club.

Hatched by 2 chicks.

Hatched by 2 chicks.
Hatched by 2 chicks. A perfect baby gift for the new lesbian parents.

Monkey See, Monkey Do

Monkey See, Monkey Do
Monkey See, Monkey Do. Super cute monkey on the front and back.

Mother Sucker

Mother Sucker
Mother Sucker

Lactose Intolerant

Lactose Intolerant
Lactose Intolerant – let people know to keep all their dairy products away from you.

Peanut Allergy

Peanut Allergy
Peanut Allergy – let people know to keep their PB&J sandwich under wraps!

Little Brother

Little Brother
Little Brother. A perfect gift for the new baby with older siblings.

Big Brother

Big Brother
Big Brother. A perfect gift for the big kid so he’s not lost in the excitement of the new baby.

My mommy is a cop.  I can get away with murder.

My mommy is a cop. I can get away with murder.
My mommy is a cop. I can get away with murder. A perfect baby gift for the policewoman in the family.

My daddy is a cop

My daddy is a cop
My daddy is a cop. I can get away with murder. A perfect baby gift for the policeman in the family.

Daddy's Little Caddy

Daddy's Little Caddy
Daddy's Little Caddy - perfect for the future golfer in the family!

Grandpa's Little Caddy

Grandpa's Little Caddy
Grandpa's Little CaddyGrandpa's Little Caddy - perfect for the future golfer in the family! Makes a great gift for dad or grandpa on his birthday, Christmas or Father's Day!

Mommy's Little Caddy

Mommy's Little Caddy
Mommy's Little Caddy - perfect for the future golfer in the family! Makes a great gift for mom on her birthday, Christmas or Mother's Day!

My Uncle is a lawyer.

My Uncle is a lawyer.
DON'T DROP ME! My Uncle is a lawyer. A perfect baby gift for the lawyer in the family.

My Mommy is a Lawyer

My Mommy is a Lawyer
DON'T DROP ME! My mommy is a lawyer. A perfect baby gift for the lawyer in the family.

My Daddy is a Lawyer

My Daddy is a Lawyer
DON'T DROP ME! My daddy is a lawyer. A perfect baby gift for the lawyer in the family.

My Grandpa is a lawyer.

My Grandpa is a lawyer.
DON'T DROP ME! My mommy is a lawyer. A perfect baby gift for the lawyer in the family.

My Auntie is a Lawyer

My Auntie is a Lawyer
DON'T DROP ME! My Auntie is a lawyer. A perfect baby gift from the lawyer in the family.

My daddy is my hero

My daddy is my hero
If your dad is a fireman, he's not just your hero but everyones! "My Daddy is my hero" is great for dad's birthday, father's day or just any day because he deserves to be recognized.

My dad is a firefighter

My dad is a firefighter
If your dad is a firefighter, let everyone know! "My Dad is a firefighter" is great for dad's birthday, father's day or just any day because he deserves to be recognized.

Grandpa

Grandpa"s Little Hunter
Grandpa’s Little Hunter. For Grandpa’s future partner.

Grandpa's Little Rider

Grandpa's Little Rider
Grandpa's Little Rider - a perfect gift for showing how cool your biker grandpa is. One day you can join him on the road!

Biker Baby

Biker Baby
Biker Baby - custom designs just for you! Send an email to info (at) maxandotis.com with your request and get a link to preview your design in 24 to 48 hours. No obligation to purchase.

Ugly People

Ugly People
I only cry when ugly people hold me! This is a great design when you need a break from carrying your baby. Hand your baby to that unsuspecting person and have a laugh.

Honeymoon Baby 2

Honeymoon Baby 2
Honeymoon Baby - wink wink, you can let people try to figure out the math or you can just let them know the truth about your Honeymoon Baby with this cute baby onesie.

Eat Sleep Poop

Eat Sleep Poop
This is one of my favorite unique designs that has evolved over time at the Max & Otis Shirt Company. ESP… Eat Sleep Poop, this is all that babies do but they sure are cute doing it!


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