The My Ego Times Online Net E-Whoring Swag Mall

Welcome to The Black Jester And The My Ego Times Major Whoring and Artsy Gift Shop. Part of the TMET Online Network.
Also see other shops or these or here or here and here or even here (some things only visible to members with cards).
If you are a patron of art and entertainment. You will be here to spend on what politicians don't put your money in with no regard for your taste. I thank you in advance. It's accessible, any original would cost millions (esp. pastels).
Note: [auzies still control and still haven't responded to me on blackjester.com; it's my domain as Intel Prop but no matter what I support no product on blackjester.com that I did not put there; for instance, the Official Black Jester Web Site; not to be confused and have with the Jester or Court Jester of Black Comedy as the media described Mr. Pryor, burnt a few, that one burnt himself. Sadly Pryor is somehow less than Cedric the Entertainer a King of Comedy, what BS.] I now have the domain again. Past is past.

All Comedy, Art, and Work in General are my responsibility, as is my Website Content, putting no responsibility on Cafe Press or Fat Cow. Site and Shop owner is a US Constitutionalist and Individualist and supports the views expressed in US Constitution down to Article 10 of the BoR, and this includes intellectual rights and freedom for individuals including the fellows crying themselves to sleep as there commercial artists make millions off of their work and give them no royalties. Requests, if a design is prefered on another shirt or poster, it may be possible to be added by request (section will be called such).
My designs are not for tattoos, I won't design for tattoos. Swag is interchangeable with style, personal tastes, and charity shops. Tattoo just rips me off.

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Hey Trump, Redact This!
Satire regarding the President's 2018 espionage lust.

Major League Pussy Eating
Dirty Humor Alert

Vancouver 2011
As I LUST for power. I run for Vancouver, seeking the Mayor's seat.

NOM8
New Parody of NOH8 Campaign

The Official Bi/uysexual Joke Products
"I'm a Buy Sexual, I have to Buy
Sex in order to get It. -- Gölök Zoltán Buday (Black Jester, The)

Obummer
Some Presidential Parody

Buying or Donating Paypal
Enjoy The Sights and Want to Donate or Need to Pay with Pay Pal?

Seeking Ballot Access
Seeking Ballot Access for My Nomination Papers.

Illustful.
Skullcap and Caninity of Cofe Hounds.

Burning The Candle At Both Ends
A Double D Candle Thing.

No Credit Card?
A Way to Get Around It. Well Ways.

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Other Shops
A Showcase....

BJ Site
The Official Black Jester Web Site Original Store Stuff Designs.

For the Lesbian Lover....
....I wish you were most of the time.

golokart premium
/golokart on the premium page.

The Tortoise And The Heirs
The Old Money Grubbing Misers Killing Philosophy To Rule Politically.

Warrant Stuff.
Got Warrant? Black T, and Other Warrant Expectation Shirts and Posters.

MUM's The Word
Ever wonder how red tape ties up business and flakes run news papers? Well look to Vedic City, or as I often joked, "MUM's the Word."

I'm With Stupid!
Yeah you know who.....

A Little Cross
Pretty Cross I'd Say

G. Dubya: Too Basic.
What Would The Devil Program With?

An Easter You Taste.
Got the munchies ladies?

Who Would Jesus Torture?
Who indeed, Christ is George W. Bush Jr.'s saviour under his appearent Anglican based Methodist State (England) Religion. ,....

The Cube or Cubist Man
Square and Pretty.

Duckmaniac
A psychopathic duck, or patriot to one day become president of the United States and rule it with an subtle ironic fist?

Body Snatch iPod Parody
It sucks you of your brain....

Was It Opus Gei?
Are to many getting lay(ord)ed?

Id's All In My Head
Cashing In On Liberal Guilt Only To Fail.

Adsenseless
Parody of a PPC Adserve.

Warning and Rating Parody
Parental Advisory and Rating Systems

Heads and Doormen
I am not a door man and a head museum of sorts.

MAID
MADD At Who?

Ambiguity Humility!
Be Humble and Proud!!!!!!!!!!

Dan's Stamp
He had a scandal did the post office forgive him?

Chrono Blade
It it's first color state or stylings #00.

The Geek League
SImple Geek Humor

Olympics 2010 Parody
<a title="" href="http://www.nolympics.org/" target="_tab">Vancouver Marx The Spot: Say hello to Vancouver, A future wasteland.</A> [Currently Cafe Press Is Censoring The Olympic S