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Want to tell someone to how you really feel? Well now you can sporting one of these messages on your apparel. Can't find exactly what you are looking for? No problem. Email me at liznludesigns@yahoo.com and I will custom make a design for you.

Even the Calendar says WTF

Even the Calendar says WTF
Have then laughing with this funny t-shirt built for college humor. After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF

I heart Zombies

I heart Zombies
Do you like zombies? Are you a walker fan? I love the Walking Dead. If you are shopping for Zombie Gifts, this is a perfect design of an "i heart zombies" shirt.

If you looked this good at 30

If you looked this good at 30
If you looked this good at 30 you'd be smiling too! is the perfect birthday gift for that special someone who is turning 30.

If you looked this good at 40

If you looked this good at 40
If you looked this good at 40 you'd be smiling too! is the perfect birthday gift for that special someone who is turning 40.

If you looked this good at 50

If you looked this good at 50
If you looked this good at 50 you'd be smiling too! is the perfect birthday gift for that special someone who is turning 50.

1969 CLASSIC

1969 CLASSIC
This stencil text "1969 classic" is a popular design. Show your pride of being in your 40's with this unique look or perfect for a birthday gift

1969 CLASSIC

1969 CLASSIC
This stencil text "1969 classic" is a popular design. Show your pride of being in your 40's with this unique look or perfect for a birthday gift

1969 CLASSIC

1969 CLASSIC
This stencil text "1969 classic" is a popular design. Show your pride of being in your 40's with this unique look or perfect for a birthday gift

1971 Vintage

1971 Vintage
Turning 40 this year? This 1971 Vintage Classic is the way to go. It's stylish and sheek. It's a beautiful design with wings and the text "1971 Vintage"

Proud daughter of a 40 year old

Daddy is 40

My hubby is 40

My hubby is 40
Is your hubby turning 40? What better way to celebrate by wearing this tee and letting him know that he still looks hot at 40!

1971 Vintage

1971 Vintage
Turning 40 this year? This 1971 Vintage Classic is the way to go. It's stylish and sheek.

Unemployed Winner

Unemployed Winner
One of Charlie Sheens many slogans since they pulled the plug on "Two and a Half Men"

I'm not bipolar I'm bi-winning

I'm not bipolar I'm bi-winning
One of Charlie Sheens many slogans since they pulled the plug on "Two and a Half Men"

I've got Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA

I've got Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA
One of Charlie Sheens many slogans since they pulled the plug on "Two and a Half Men"

I'm a totally bitchin' rockstar from Mars

I'm a totally bitchin' rockstar from Mars
One of Charlie Sheens many slogans since they pulled the plug on "Two and a Half Men"

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special
One of Charlie Sheens many slogans since they pulled the plug on "Two and a Half Men"

You can't process me with a normal brain

You can't process me with a normal brain
One of Charlie Sheens many slogans since they pulled the plug on "Two and a Half Men"

WINNING!

WINNING!
One of Charlie Sheens many slogans since they pulled the plug on "Two and a Half Men"

Emo Vampire

Emo Vampire
This is a design of an emo vampire

Mother Chucker!

Mother Chucker!
That mother chucker!

You Know You Love Me XOXO

You Know You Love Me XOXO
You know you love me, xoxo.

What part of No don't you understand

What part of No don't you understand
rude, offensive, witty, sarcastic t-shirts, and more

This is what Awesome looks like

This is what Awesome looks like
People with attitude! Funny, bold, rude, cute, and hip t-shirts, onesies, creepers, and bibs for all. Perfect baby shower gifts!

Pretty in Punk!

Pretty in Punk!
People with attitude! Funny, bold, rude, cute, and hip t-shirts, onesies, creepers, and bibs for all. Perfect baby shower gifts!

I tried sniffing Coke

I tried sniffing Coke
College humor t-shirts. "I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck to my nose"

Don't Piss me off!

Don't Piss me off!
Funny college humor. This design features the text "don't piss me off I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"

Your gene pool could use a little chlorine

Your gene pool could use a little chlorine
your gene pool could use a little chlorine

Women who seek to be equal to men

Women who seek to be equal to men
women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink

Avoid Hangovers stay drunk

Avoid Hangovers stay drunk
Avoid Hangovers stay drunk

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

I love Kevin, Nick, and Joe

I love Kevin, Nick, and Joe
Love the Jonas Brothers? They're talented and cute! So show your love for them with this design!

Sarcasm is one of the many gifts I offer

Sarcasm is one of the many gifts I offer
Sarcasm is one of my many gifts to offer

Sarcasm is my middle name

Sarcasm is my middle name
Sarcasm is my middle name

That's MISS BITCH to you

That's MISS BITCH to you
That's Miss Bitch to you!

Your girlfriend, me

Your girlfriend, me
don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me

I'm on a roll!

I'm on a roll!
Want to be the life of the party? This design features the text "I must be butter 'cause I'm on a roll!"

You don't meet my expectations

You don't meet my expectations
Tell them how you feel without saying a word. This design features the text "you don't meet my expectations so scram!"

Diva Girl

Diva Girl
Are you a diva? Show your diva side with this design "diva girl"

Nerd

Nerd
Are you a nerd and proud of it? Show off your nerdy side with this design text "nerd"

Vampire Girl

Vampire Girl
For those who are fascinated with Vampires, Twilight, and Edward Cullen.

Punk Girl

Punk Girl
Are you a punk girl? This design features the text "punk girl"

Gothic Girl

Gothic Girl
Are you a gothic girl? This design features the text "gothic girl"

Geek girls are Sexy

Geek girls are Sexy
Not only are geek guys sexy but geek girls are sexy too!

I love Chocolate

I love Chocolate
Do you love chocolate? This design features the text "i (heart) chocolate"

Chocolate Lover

Chocolate Lover
Do you love chocolate? This design features the text "chocolate lover"

Chocolate Lover

Chocolate Lover
Do you love chocolate? This design features the text "chocolate lover"

You didn't steal my man

You didn't steal my man
"You didn't steal my man, you took my problem"

It took 40 years to look this good

It took 40 years to look this good
Are you turning forty? Celebrate your birthday with style. This design features the text "it took 40 years to look this good"

1968 Classic

1968 Classic
Are you turning forty? Celebrate your birthday with style. This design features the text "1968 classic"

Born to be a BITCH

Born to be a BITCH
"Born to be a Bitch"

Don't take life so seriously it isn't permanent.

Don't take life so seriously it isn't permanent.
"Don't take life so seriously it isn't permanent"

I'm sorry, my fault.

I'm sorry, my fault.
Insult him/her with humor. "I'm sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot"

I'm not 40

I'm not 40
Celebrate your 50th birthday with this funny t-shirt "I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years of experience"

I'm not 50

I'm not 50
Celebrate your 50th birthday with this funny t-shirt "I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years of experience"

Don't hate me because I'm blonde.

Don't hate me because I'm blonde.
Are you blonde and tired of people stereotyping that you are not so smart. This design will tell it like it is "Don't hate me because I'm blonde, hate me because I'm smarter than you"

I LOVE YOU. I HOPE SOMETHING EATS YOU!

I LOVE YOU. I HOPE SOMETHING EATS YOU!
This is a funny design with the text "I love you. I hope something eats you" Notice that the word love is crossed out..

If I got smart with you how would you know?

If I got smart with you how would you know?
Ah sarcasm, Let them know how stupid they are without saying a word. "if I got smart with you, how would you know?"

I used to think drinking was bad

I used to think drinking was bad
I used to think drinking was bad, so I gave up thinking

Women don't fart

Women don't fart
Women don't fart, we release tension.

I Rock

I Rock
Let everyone know that you rock with the range of "I ROCK" t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, magnets and stickers

meh

meh
Meh. The shirt you wear when you just don't care.

Don't F**k with Me

Don't F**k with Me
Want people to know that you mean business! Showcase this design with the words "don't f**k with me" and let them know to leave you alone!

Geeks make better boyfriends

Geeks make better boyfriends
"Geeks make better boyfriends" is a funny design to showcase on a t-shirt, cap, bag, and more.

My computer goes down on me more often than my boy

My computer goes down on me more often than my boy
"My computer goes down on me more often than my boyfriend" is a funny design to showcase on a t-shirt, cap, bag, and more..

My computer goes down on me more often than my gir

My computer goes down on me more often than my gir
"My computer goes down on me more often than my girl" is a funny design to showcase on a t-shirt, cap, bag, and more..

OMFG No u diin't

OMFG No u diin't
This is a design with the text "OMFG no u diin't". A funny design to showcase on a t-shirt, cap, and more.

Talk Nerdy to Me

Talk Nerdy to Me
This is a cute text design with the words "talk nerdy to me" for those of you who love nerds.

You looked better on MySpace

You looked better on MySpace
Are you into the whole chat room thing? This design features the text "You looked better on MySpace" is a funny design to impress your cyber friends.

I love Geeks

I love Geeks
Are you into geeks? Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a geek? This is the perfect design to showcase your love for geeks.

I'm Blonde. What's Your Excuse?

I'm Blonde. What's Your Excuse?
"I'm Blonde what's your excuse"?

Sugar Daddy Wanted

Sugar Daddy Wanted
For all those high maintenance chicks out there that want a sugar daddy to buy you diamonds, this is the design to wear.

I'm far from normal

I'm far from normal
Don't you act a little "strange" sometimes. Well this is the perfect design to show off how crazy you are. "I'm far from normal" will let them know that you aren't.

To save some time let's just assume I'm always rig

To save some time let's just assume I'm always rig
Let's cut to the chase will ya? You know that I am always right so just quit while you're ahead. Wear this funny t-shirt and let them know.

EMO'S WORLD

EMO'S WORLD
Are you Emo? Or do you know someone who is? Here I have a collection of different designs featuring the sad emo, the angry emo, the blue emo, and "I love emo boys".

Yeah they're real but you can't touch

Yeah they're real but you can't touch
Have problems with men staring at your boobs? Wanna tell them how you really feel? Well now you can? Too bad they can't touch...

I'm only here for the girls

Skull with Stars

Skull with Stars
This is a beautiful design of a skull with a bow and stars surrounding it. Sport this cute design on your t-shirt, messenger bag, or just about anything.

Inner Beauty is for Ugly People

Inner Beauty is for Ugly People
Look beyond the paper bag. This special person is beautiful on the inside. This design features a brown paper bag with black letters saying "Inner Beauty if for ugly people"

It's not that I'm lazy I just don't care

It's not that I'm lazy I just don't care
“I'm not lazy, I just don't care.”

How about I smack the stupid out of you?

How about I smack the stupid out of you?
"How about if I smack the stupid out of you?" is the perfect phrase to let someone know that they are not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I'm Having a Crumby Day

I'm Having a Crumby Day
Most of us have crummy days, but not this slice of bread. He is having a "crumby" day.

Brown-eyed Girl

Brown-eyed Girl
This beautiful onesie or toddler tee would be the perfect gift for the adorable brown eyed girl in the family.

I'm not with stupid anymore

I'm not with stupid anymore
Let people know that you are not with stupid anymore sporting this design on a t-shirt, button, bag, or anything. "I'm not with stupid anymore"

I'll try to be nicer if you stop being an idiot

I'll try to be nicer if you stop being an idiot
"I'll try to be nicer if you stop being an idiot"

Sk8 or Die

Sk8 or Die
Are you into skateboarding? This is a funny design of a boy on a skateboard saying "skate or die".

"People say I have an attitude, I say Fuck 'Em"
"People say I have an attitude, I say Fuck 'Em"

Monkey

Monkey
Do you like Monkeys? This is a cute design of a monkey that you can sport on just about anything.

"People say I have an attitude, I say Fuck 'Em"
"People say I have an attitude, I say Fuck 'Em"

I'm cool

I'm cool
Are you cool? Well this ice cube is. Show how cool you are sporting this cute design of an ice cube saying "I'm cool"

Muffin!

Muffin!
Don't you just love muffins? Blueberry, Cranberry, Chocolate Chip, and more. Show your love for muffins "Muffins are just ugly cupcakes but we love them anyway"

I Have A Heart Too

I Have A Heart Too
This is a cute design of a robot with a heart saying "I have a heart too". Because robots also have feelings you know..
Bumper Stickers
Here you will find a selection of funny, rude, sarcastic bumper stickers.


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