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Guide To Manhunting

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The following guide is provided for the predatory female.

Always be careful. A man who invites you on a camping trip has one intent.

Males may be hunted year-round, although best results are typically achieved in the Spring as they emerge from the winter sports-watching hibernation period. Fall hunts are more difficult unless the huntress is prepared to bait the quarry with copious amounts of beer, snack food, and promises of sex over the winter sports season. Interestingly enough, male humans are always in the rut, so this condition can be used to the manhunter's advantage.

Weapons are prohibited except for hypnotic lingerie.

Bait-and-Switch tactics are illegal. If you hunt it, you live with it.

Any lure may be used, although certain artificial enhancements (silicone, cotton padding) are dangerous as they will be revealed when getting close to the prey.

Any male above the age of eighteen is fair game if not already claimed by another huntress. Hunting of underage game is prohibited, as these specimens are still dependant on their mommas. Hunting overage males is counterproductive unless only material gains are desired.

Fighting over claimed prey is considered bad form, even though such fights may excite the prey.

Trapping using the honey pot technique is considered unreliable. This causes a hormone-driven response in the prey, which is frequently transitory or false, leading to years of frustration and mutual disappointment.

Intended prey must be unrelated to the huntress unless the hunt will be consummated in West Virginia.

Multiple males may be hunted at any given time. However, bagging more than one at a time, while exciting for the huntress, can cause fighting among the prey and cause the huntress to acquire a damaged reputation which will surely affect future hunts.

Males are territorial; plan accordingly. If the huntress is caught stalking any particular male, that male may become possessive for no apparent reason. The huntress must be gentle and maybe even a little bit subversive about taking over the male's life and changing everything as he now knows it to suit her needs.

A previously captured and released male may prove to be shy and wily. Beware! Although claiming to be tough and rational, these creatures are truly fragile and can easily be wounded by careless huntresses. Such males may be permanently damaged and may prove to be poor sport.

There is no bag limit for males unless you are tag an individual male with a ring. Validation of the commitment tag must be performed by a minister, not by a Notary Public, as some males may tell you.

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