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At Late Nite Rants, you'll find rantings and ravings on politics, religion, sex, love, hate . . . all the things that bother or piss us off.

Hope you enjoy it!

You really need a sense of humor as you check out this site. You could be offended if you don't have a sense of humor. Most items are meant to be taken striclty tongue-in-cheek and if you don't get that, perhaps your tongue is somewhere else.

And if you don't have a sense of humor, I can't help you. However, the judicous application of these products might unintentionally give you one.

So Start Buying!

(Please note: These products do not promote or condone violence or harm to any living or non-living creatures, be they of the four-legged variety or even a Washington politician. These products are intended to provoke open discussion and rational thought . . . something sorely lacking these days. The views expressed on this website are "fair comment on matters of public interest" and are protected by the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States and a big, slobbery dog...) This work is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 Unported License. To view a copy of this license, visit http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ or send a letter to Creative Commons, 171 Second Street, Suite 300, San Francisco, California, 94105, USA.


Stop the Slaughter in Yellowstone!

Stop the Slaughter in Yellowstone!
This winter, more than 1,100 bison were "culled" from Yellowstone's bison herd, surpassing bison managers reduction goals. The NPS toadies serving their cattle industry masters really outdid themselve

Grab'em by The Midterms

Grab'em by The Midterms
Taking a phrase from the delusional psychopathic megalomaniac in the Oval Office, we present the battle cry of the Opposition.

Uncle Sam Aims to Protect America's Wildlife

Uncle Sam Aims to Protect America's Wildlife
What chance does America's wildlife have when our Congress is dismantling the Endangered Species Act and using Wildlife Services to kill millions of wildlife each year?

Little Red Riding Hood, Please Save Me From Wildl

Little Red Riding Hood, Please Save Me From Wildl
Little Red Riding Hood, Please Save Me From Wildlife Services. Eliminate Wildlife Services TODAY!

Wolf Slaughter, Idaho

Wolf Slaughter, Idaho
Idaho is one of the most vicious, anti-wolf states in the country. Consider that the next time you are planning a vacation.

See America Before We Turn It Over To Y’all Qaida

See America Before We Turn It Over To Y’all Qaida
See America Before We Turn It Over To Y’all Qaida

Visit Our National Parks Before They Kill Off All

Visit Our National Parks Before They Kill Off All
Visit Our National Parks Before They Kill Off All The Wildlife

Public Lands for Wildlife…Not Cattle

Public Lands for Wildlife…Not Cattle
Public Lands for Wildlife…Not Cattle

Nature is Dead

Nature is Dead
We're screwed. We've done it. Nature is in decline and we have no where else to go. We have crapped in our own nest too long.

Do No Harm

Do No Harm
Do no harm. Live easy upon this Earth, my friend.

Make Art, Not War

Make Art, Not War
Make Art, Not War
For my beautiful, artistic friend in Shreveport, who would rather make art, than war.

Shoot Cows

Shoot Cows
Why shoot wolves? Seems like there's not so many wolves and too many cows. I offer this tongue-in-cheek suggestion. (Please don't shoot a cow. And don't shoot a wolf either, unless you use a camera.

Beyond Pollution

Beyond Pollution
Beyond pollution. That is what British Petroleum has done to the Gulf of Mexico.

Abolish Wildlife Services

Abolish Wildlife Services
From http://www.peer.org: "Your Tax Dollars at Work"
Even as some federal agencies spend millions to protect wildlife, another federal agency spends millions more to kill wildlife in record numbers.

Live Simple

Live Simple
Live simple. Simplify your life. Do you really need a bigger, better, badder whatever? Live with less and live life more. Simply live.

Rejected For Surliness

Rejected For Surliness
Causing trouble for the establishment by speaking out against cattle grazing on public lands? Or perhaps the shame of the wolf reintroduction in the Gila? Then you've been "Rejected For Surliness"

Democracy . . . remember when we had one?

Democracy . . . remember when we had one?
Thoughts on Democracy and other modern problems, expressed through old style posters from the WPA era.

More Wolves. Less Cattle.

More Wolves. Less Cattle.
We just don't have enough wolves. But we do have way too many cattle. Let everyone know your feelings with these products.

Less Government

Less Government
Less Government Doesn't Mean More Personal Freedom, It Means More Corporate Domination.

The Old Wolf

The Old Wolf
In this section, you'll find products based on Aldo Leopold's famous quote about the death of a wolf in the Gila Wildernss. This version contains only the sentence about the "green fire."

Got Wolves?

Got Wolves?
Got Wolves? We need them and you should want them. They're what's for breakfast!

Live With Less

Live With Less
Live with less, live life more. Sounds simple . . . but try it. Stop consuming. Don't you consider it an embarrassment to be referred to as a "consumer"?

American Environmentalist

American Environmentalist
Don't let your colors be usurped by the people who want to pollute the planet and destroy the earth. Fly your colors proud. Environmentalists uphold American principles better than the destroyers.

Real Ranchers Don't Shoot Wolves

Real Ranchers Don't Shoot Wolves
In this section you'll find products you can use to let New Mexicans know we expect better of them.

Boycott Japan!

Boycott Japan!
Japan persists in whaling "for scientific research". They then force their schoolchildren to eat the meat so they acquire a taste for whale meat. It is time Japan stop violating international law.

Wolf Xing

Wolf Xing
Wouldn't you love to see these signs all over New Mexico? Then work for it!

Just Enough

Just Enough
How much is enough? Another helping at the dinner table? More cars than people at your home? How many pairs of shoes? How about just enough and no more. Save some for the others that come after us.

Rejected For Surliness

Rejected For Surliness
Causing trouble for the establishment by speaking out against cattle grazing on public lands? Or the shame of the wolf reintroduction in the Gila? Then you've been "Rejected For Surliness".

tu veux un loup?

tu veux un loup?
For our French-speaking friends, here is a French version of our famous "got wolves?" image. Courtesy of my good friend Parisian friend, Gerard Dupin.

Environmental Hellraiser

Environmental Hellraiser
This items will help you proudly proclaim you raise hell about the environment because you care about the indignities man forces on Mother Nature and you do something to fight it.

¿Tiene Lobos?

¿Tiene Lobos?
A Spanish-language version of our famous "Got Wolves?" image. Sure to raise the hackles of anti-wolf boneheads everywhere.

US Cattle Service

US Cattle Service
Make a political statement based on this parody of a well-known logo. Do you believe the government should listen to the voice of the people?

Hands off New Mexico's wolves!

Hands off New Mexico's wolves!
Let New Mexico know you are behind the Mexican Gray Wolf recovery program and will not rest until the wolf is safe in New Mexico!

Katrina Blues

Katrina Blues
Got the Katrina Blues? You do if you are concerned about how bush nd his buddies screwed New Orleans because of the hurricane. Good job, Bushie!

TH?NK

TH?NK
TH?NK for yourself. Don't let the talking heads tell you want to think.

No War Now!

No War Now!
If you're as pissed off as I am that we are still "fighting" an illegal and immoral war, then you'll want to show your outrage with these products.

Green Flag

Green Flag
Something is wrong with the amerikan flag. Is it something it now stands for?


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