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I [don't heart] Valentines Day

I [don't heart] Valentines Day
If you're buying an "I [don't heart]" shirt, chances are, you don't like Valentines Day either.

I [don't heart] Shirts

I [don't heart] Shirts
Ha ha, the irony of wearing this shirt. Well, don't be surprised if people offer to help you with that (as in offer to help you take your shirt off).

I [don't heart] Vista

I [don't heart] Vista
Do you hate Vista? Even Microsoft is ready to move on with Windows 7, so why not tell them where to stick it with this funny shirt.

I [don't heart] You

I [don't heart] You
Seriously? Well then, I don't like you either! In fact, I'm wearing this shirt right now... Okay, that's a lie, but would I lie to you if I liked you?

I [don't heart] Women

I [don't heart] Women
You what?!!! Okay, just kidding. If you find that women are a problem in your life, use this shirt to tell them to stay away.

I [don't heart] Windows

I [don't heart] Windows
So you're a Mac or Linux guy (or gal)? Let everyone know you're not a big fan of Bill and his millions. Give us your money instead!

I [don't heart] War

I [don't heart] War
You don't like war, I don't like war, only people who profit from war like it. At least I profit from honest things like anti-war shirts.

I [don't heart] School

I [don't heart] School
There are some people who love school. You are not that person. You're probably still in school, and will be for quite a while yet, so you'll have plenty of opportunities to wear this shirt.

I [don't heart] Running

I [don't heart] Running
So you don't like to run huh? I suppose that's why you're at the computer right now. Well, now you don't have to worry about your healthy friends asking you to go running with them.

I [don't heart] Pants

I [don't heart] Pants
So you can't always go naked, some times you have to wear a shirt. For all we know, you're probably sitting at home without pants on right now... Honestly, we can't blame you.

I [don't heart] My Job

I [don't heart] My Job
Don't like your job? Well, we probably wouldn't like your job either. Just don't get fired over this shirt, then you won't be able to afford more shirts.

I [don't heart] Men

I [don't heart] Men
Not a fan of the fellas? Perhaps you've been hurt in the past? Maybe men are on the wrong team? Either way, this should help clear up any confusion in the dating world. It may even get you laid.

I [don't heart] Mac

I [don't heart] Mac
So, you're not a Mac fanboy? Do you have an off brand MP3 player because you didn't want to jump on the iBandwagon? Hey, you can at least wear this shirt until it becomes trendy.

I [don't heart] Linux

I [don't heart] Linux
You don't have to like Windows or Mac to hate Linux, sure the price is right, but the pain and hassle is not worth it.

I [don't heart] Dogs

I [don't heart] Dogs
Man's best friend not your friend? Good thing dogs can't read, they'll still slobber lovingly all over you and your I [don't heart] dogs shirt.

I [Don't Heart] Country Music

I [Don't Heart] Country Music
There are two kinds of people, those who like Country Music, and You. Let people know that line dancing is not for you.

I [don't heart] Cats

I [don't heart] Cats
Do you hate cats? Maybe you're allergic to them? Maybe you just don't like the way they think they own you and the rest of the world.

I [don't heart] Broccoli

I [don't heart] Broccoli
Don't love broccoli? Who does? Let the world know!


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