State Mottoes, What they should be...

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OR - The New Chicken State!

OR - The New Chicken State!
Oregon's State Motto is: She Flies With Her Own Wings. Some suggest: The New Chicken State!

OR - The

OR - The "Take a Tree...
Oregon's State Motto is: She Flies With Her Own Wings. Some suggest: The "Take a Tree To Lunch" State!

OR - The Chainsaw Massacre State!

OR - The Chainsaw Massacre State!
Oregon's State Motto is: She Flies With Her Own Wings. Some suggest: The Chainsaw Massacre State!

OR - The

OR - The "Lewis and Clark Schlepped Here...
Oregon's State Motto is: She Flies With Her Own Wings. Some suggest: The "Lewis and Clark Schlepped Here" State!

OR - The Forest Grumps State!

OR - The Forest Grumps State!
Oregon's State Motto is: She Flies With Her Own Wings. Some suggest: The Forest Grumps State!

PA - Cook With Coal!

PA - Cook With Coal!
Pennsylvania's State Motto is: Virtue, Liberty and Independence. Some say it should be: Cook With Coal!

PA - Cheese Steak and TMI Melt State!

PA - Cheese Steak and TMI Melt State!
Pennsylvania's State Motto is: Virtue, Liberty and Independence. Some say it should be: Cheese Steak and TMI Melt State!

PA - The Hawking Amish-Gawking State!

PA - The Hawking Amish-Gawking State!
Pennsylvania's State Motto is: Virtue, Liberty and Independence. Some say it should be: The Hawking Amish-Gawking State!

PA - The

PA - The "Betsy Ross Slept...
Pennsylvania's State Motto is: Virtue, Liberty and Independence. Some say it should be: The "Betsy Ross Slept Around Here" State!

PA - Land of 10,000 Potholes!

PA - Land of 10,000 Potholes!
Pennsylvania's State Motto is: Virtue, Liberty and Independence. Some say it should be: Land of 10,000 Potholes!

PA - We Have Intercourse!

PA - We Have Intercourse!
Pennsylvania's State Motto is: Virtue, Liberty and Independence. Some say it should be: We Have Intercourse!

PA - The Hopefully Not Rocky VII...

PA - The Hopefully Not Rocky VII...
Pennsylvania's State Motto is: Virtue, Liberty and Independence. Some say it should be: The Hopefully Not Rocky VII State!

PA - If I Had a Car...

PA - If I Had a Car...
Pennsylvania's State Motto is: Virtue, Liberty and Independence. Some say it should be: If I Had a Car, I'd Be Home By Now!

RI - The Sorry State Of Politics!

RI - The Sorry State Of Politics!
Rhode Island's State Motto is: Hope. This one is more accurate: The Sorry State Of Politics!

RI - We're Not REALLY An Island!

RI - We're Not REALLY An Island!
Rhode Island's State Motto is: Hope. This one is more accurate: We're Not REALLY An Island!

RI - The Mini-Me State!

RI - The Mini-Me State!
Rhode Island's State Motto is: Hope. This one is more accurate: The Mini-Me State!

RI - The State of No Consequence!

RI - The State of No Consequence!
Rhode Island's State Motto is: Hope. This one is more accurate: The State of No Consequence!

RI - The

RI - The "Providence, The TV Show" State!
Rhode Island's State Motto is: Hope. This one is more accurate: The "Providence, The TV Show" State!

SC - Remember The Civil War? Well...

SC - Remember The Civil War? Well...
South Carolina's State Motto is: While I breathe, I Hope. Many like this: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Never Surrendered!

SC - The

SC - The "Strom Thurmand Slept...
South Carolina's State Motto is: While I breathe, I Hope. Many like this: The "Strom Thurmand Slept (Through The 20th Century )" State!

SC - The Drunken Golf Junket State!

SC - The Drunken Golf Junket State!
South Carolina's State Motto is: While I breathe, I Hope. Many like this: The Drunken Golf Junket State!

SC - The Good Old Fashioned Shag State!

SC - The Good Old Fashioned Shag State!
South Carolina's State Motto is: While I breathe, I Hope. Many like this: The Good Old Fashioned Shag State!

SC - The

SC - The "Stars and Bars...
South Carolina's State Motto is: While I breathe, I Hope. Many like this: The "Stars and Bars on Cars" State!

SD - Closer Than North Dakota!

SD - Closer Than North Dakota!
South Dakota's State Motto is: Under God, the People Rule. Another choice is: Closer Than North Dakota!

SD -

SD - "It's Just a Dumb Rock" State!
South Dakota's State Motto is: Under God, the People Rule. Another choice is: "It's Just a Dumb Rock" State!

SD - Custor’s Last Souvenir Stand State!

SD - Custor’s Last Souvenir Stand State!
South Dakota's State Motto is: Under God, the People Rule. Another choice is: Custor’s Last Souvenir Stand State!

SD - The Speak With Forked Tongue State!

SD - The Speak With Forked Tongue State!
South Dakota's State Motto is: Under God, the People Rule. Another choice is: The Speak With Forked Tongue State!

SD - America’s Missile Silo!

SD - America’s Missile Silo!
South Dakota's State Motto is: Under God, the People Rule. Another choice is: America’s Missile Silo!

TN - The Educashun State!

TN - The Educashun State!
Tennessee's State Motto is: Agriculture and Commerce. More appropriate is: The Educashun State!

TN - At Least We Got Elvis!

TN - At Least We Got Elvis!
Tennessee's State Motto is: Agriculture and Commerce. More appropriate is: At Least We Got Elvis!

TN - The

TN - The "Elvis Bloated" State!
Tennessee's State Motto is: Agriculture and Commerce. More appropriate is: The "Elvis Bloated" State!

TN - The Land of Johnny Knoxville!

TN - The Land of Johnny Knoxville!
Tennessee's State Motto is: Agriculture and Commerce. More appropriate is: The Land of Johnny Knoxville!

TN - The

TN - The "Hee Haw" State!
Tennessee's State Motto is: Agriculture and Commerce. More appropriate is: The "Hee Haw" State!

TN - The

TN - The "Not Gore to the Core" State!
Tennessee's State Motto is: Agriculture and Commerce. More appropriate is: The "Not Gore to the Core" State!

TN - Home of the Al Gore Invention...

TN - Home of the Al Gore Invention...
Tennessee's State Motto is: Agriculture and Commerce. More appropriate is: Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum!

TX - Se Hablo Ingles!

TX - Se Hablo Ingles!
Texas' State Motto is: Friendship. It should be: Se Hablo Ingles!

TX - The Lethal Injection II State!

TX - The Lethal Injection II State!
Texas' State Motto is: Friendship. It should be: The Lethal Injection II State!

TX - The Macho and Nacho State!

TX - The Macho and Nacho State!
Texas' State Motto is: Friendship. It should be: The Macho and Nacho State!

TX - The

TX - The "Remember (to spend...
Texas' State Motto is: Friendship. It should be: The "Remember (to spend at) the Alamo" State!

TX - The Exaggerated State!

TX - The Exaggerated State!
Texas' State Motto is: Friendship. It should be: The Exaggerated State!

UT - Our Jesus Is Better ...

UT - Our Jesus Is Better ...
Utah's State Motto is: Industry. A better one is: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!

UT - Jesus Loves You, But He Likes Us Best!

UT - Jesus Loves You, But He Likes Us Best!
Utah's State Motto is: Industry. A better one is: Jesus Loves You, But He Likes Us Best!

UT - The Beehive Hairdo State!

UT - The Beehive Hairdo State!
Utah's State Motto is: Industry. A better one is: The Beehive Hairdo State!

UT - The Pristine State!

UT - The Pristine State!
Utah's State Motto is: Industry. A better one is: The Pristine State!

UT - The Cookies and Milk State!

UT - The Cookies and Milk State!
Utah's State Motto is: Industry. A better one is: The Cookies and Milk State!

UT - The 3 Girls For...

UT - The 3 Girls For...
Utah's State Motto is: Industry. A better one is: The 3 Girls For Every Boy State!

VT - Too liberal for the Kennedys!

VT - Too liberal for the Kennedys!
Vermont's State Motto is: Freedom and Unity, It should be: Too liberal for the Kennedys!

VT - Ayup!

VT - Ayup!
Vermont's State Motto is: Freedom and Unity, It should be: Ayup!

VT - Gettin' busy with New Hampshire...

VT - Gettin' busy with New Hampshire...
Vermont's State Motto is: Freedom and Unity, It should be: Gettin' busy with New Hampshire since 1791.

VT - The Ben And Jerry State!

VT - The Ben And Jerry State!
Vermont's State Motto is: Freedom and Unity, It should be: The Ben And Jerry State!

VT - The Cow Pie State!

VT - The Cow Pie State!
Vermont's State Motto is: Freedom and Unity, It should be: The Cow Pie State!

VT - The Sappiest State!

VT - The Sappiest State!
Vermont's State Motto is: Freedom and Unity, It should be: The Sappiest State!

VT - Hunting and Phishing State!

VT - Hunting and Phishing State!
Vermont's State Motto is: Freedom and Unity, It should be: Hunting and Phishing State!

VA - Who Says Government Stiffs And ...

VA - Who Says Government Stiffs And ...
Virginia's State Motto is: Sic Semper Tyrannis (thus always to tyrants). Perhaps it should be: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

VA - The Dead Presidents State!

VA - The Dead Presidents State!
Virginia's State Motto is: Sic Semper Tyrannis (thus always to tyrants). Perhaps it should be: The Dead Presidents State!

VA - The Lee Slept Here Fitfully State!

VA - The Lee Slept Here Fitfully State!
Virginia's State Motto is: Sic Semper Tyrannis (thus always to tyrants). Perhaps it should be: The Lee Slept Here Fitfully State!

VA - The Has Been State!

VA - The Has Been State!
Virginia's State Motto is: Sic Semper Tyrannis (thus always to tyrants). Perhaps it should be: The Has Been State!

VA - The Civil Bore State!

VA - The Civil Bore State!
Virginia's State Motto is: Sic Semper Tyrannis (thus always to tyrants). Perhaps it should be: The Civil Bore State!

WA - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

WA - Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
Washington's State Motto is: Al-Ki (Hope for the Future). Maybe they should adopt: Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

WA - The G.W. Never Schleped Out Here State!

WA - The G.W. Never Schleped Out Here State!
Washington's State Motto is: Al-Ki (Hope for the Future). Maybe they should adopt: The G.W. Never Schleped Out Here State!

WA -  Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

WA - Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington's State Motto is: Al-Ki (Hope for the Future). Maybe they should adopt: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

WA - Gates-way to America!

WA - Gates-way to America!
Washington's State Motto is: Al-Ki (Hope for the Future). Maybe they should adopt: Gates-way to America!

WA - The Un-sunshine State!

WA - The Un-sunshine State!
Washington's State Motto is: Al-Ki (Hope for the Future). Maybe they should adopt: The Un-sunshine State!

WA - The Evergreen State!

WA - The Evergreen State!
Washington's State Motto is: Al-Ki (Hope for the Future). Maybe they should adopt: The Evergreen State!

WA - The Grande State!

WA - The Grande State!
Washington's State Motto is: Al-Ki (Hope for the Future). Maybe they should adopt: The Grande State!

WV - One Big Happy Family... Really!

WV - One Big Happy Family... Really!
West Virginia's State Motto is: Montani Semper Liberi (Mountaineers Are Always Free). Maybe it should be: One Big Happy Family... Really!

WV - If you can't keep it in your pants...

WV - If you can't keep it in your pants...
West Virginia's State Motto is: Montani Semper Liberi (Mountaineers Are Always Free). Better might be: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

WV - The Old King Coal State!

WV - The Old King Coal State!
West Virginia's State Motto is: Montani Semper Liberi (Mountaineers Are Always Free). Maybe it should be: The Old King Coal State!

WV - The Black Lung State!

WV - The Black Lung State!
West Virginia's State Motto is: Montani Semper Liberi (Mountaineers Are Always Free). Maybe it should be: The Black Lung State!

WV - The Dead Canary State!

WV - The Dead Canary State!
West Virginia's State Motto is: Montani Semper Liberi (Mountaineers Are Always Free). Maybe it should be: The Dead Canary State!

WV - The Depressed State!

WV - The Depressed State!
West Virginia's State Motto is: Montani Semper Liberi (Mountaineers Are Always Free). Maybe it should be: The Depressed State!

WI - Come Cut the Cheese!

WI - Come Cut the Cheese!
Wisconsin's State Motto is: Forward. Perhaps it should be: Come Cut the Cheese!

WI - Say

WI - Say "Cheeeese"
Wisconsin's State Motto is: Forward. Perhaps it should be: Say "Cheeeese"

WI - Come Smell our Dairy Air!

WI - Come Smell our Dairy Air!
Wisconsin's State Motto is: Forward. Perhaps it should be: Come Smell our Dairy Air!

WI - The Badgered State!

WI - The Badgered State!
Wisconsin's State Motto is: Forward. Perhaps it should be: The Badgered State!

WI - Sorry about that McCarthy thing.

WI - Sorry about that McCarthy thing.
Wisconsin's State Motto is: Forward. Perhaps it should be: Sorry about that McCarthy thing.

WI - The Wurst State!

WI - The Wurst State!
Wisconsin's State Motto is: Forward. Perhaps it should be: The Wurst State!

WI - Blitzed on Schlitz!

WI - Blitzed on Schlitz!
Wisconsin's State Motto is: Forward. Perhaps it should be: Blitzed on Schlitz!

WI - The Beer Chugging and Deer Plugging State!

WI - The Beer Chugging and Deer Plugging State!
Wisconsin's State Motto is: Forward. Perhaps it should be: The Beer Chugging and Deer Plugging State!

WY - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

WY - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Wyoming's State Motto is: Equal Rights Perhaps it should be: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared!

WY - Home of Brokeback Mountain.

WY - Home of Brokeback Mountain.
Wyoming's State Motto is: Equal Rights. Perhaps it should be: Home of Brokeback Mountain.

WY - Wyoming? Why not?

WY - Wyoming? Why not?
Wyoming's State Motto is: Equal Rights. Perhaps it should be: Why not?

WY - Why Are You Here?

WY - Why Are You Here?
Wyoming's State Motto is: Equal Rights. Perhaps it should be: Why Are You Here?

WY - Land of Zany Chaney!

WY - Land of Zany Chaney!
Wyoming's State Motto is: Equal Rights. Perhaps it should be: Land of Zany Chaney!

WY - The Forest Fire State!

WY - The Forest Fire State!
Wyoming's State Motto is: Equal Rights. Perhaps it should be: Forest Fire State!

WY - The Old Faithfully Conservative State!

WY - The Old Faithfully Conservative State!
Wyoming's State Motto is: Equal Rights. Perhaps it should be: Old Faithfully Conservative State!

WY - The Old Faithful State!

WY - The Old Faithful State!
Wyoming's State Motto is: Equal Rights. Perhaps it should be: Old Faithful State!


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