State Mottoes, What they should be...

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MS - Come Visit, And Feel Better...

MS - Come Visit, And Feel Better...
Mississippi's State Motto is: By valor and arms. Perhaps it should be: Come Visit, And Feel Better About Your Own State!

MS - Loves Company!

MS - Loves Company!
Mississippi's State Motto is: By valor and arms. Perhaps it should be: Loves Company!

MS - The

MS - The "Show Me The Money" State!
Mississippi's State Motto is: By valor and arms. Perhaps it should be: The "Show Me The Money" State!

MS - The Hanson Headlining Branson State!

MS - The Hanson Headlining Branson State!
Mississippi's State Motto is: By valor and arms. Perhaps it should be: The Hanson Headlining Branson State!

MS - The

MS - The "Goddam Land of Harry Truman...
Mississippi's State Motto is: By valor and arms. Perhaps it should be: The "Goddam Land of Harry Truman, That Tough SOB" State!

MS - The

MS - The "Steer and Beer" State!
Mississippi's State Motto is: By valor and arms. Perhaps it should be: The "Steer and Beer" State!

MO - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

MO - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Missouri's State Motto is: The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law. Some think it should be: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work!

MO - Old Jr. Miss!

MO - Old Jr. Miss!
Missouri's State Motto is: The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law. Some think it should be: Old Jr. Miss!

MO - The Real Dixie Chicks State!

MO - The Real Dixie Chicks State!
Missouri's State Motto is: The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law. Some think it should be: The Real Dixie Chicks State!

MO - The Food Stamp State!

MO - The Food Stamp State!
Missouri's State Motto is: The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law. Some think it should be: The Food Stamp State!

MO - Come And Put Us Out Of Our...

MO - Come And Put Us Out Of Our...
Missouri's State Motto is: The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law. Some think it should be: Come And Put Us Out Of Our...

MO - The Stars and Bars State!

MO - The Stars and Bars State!
Missouri's State Motto is: The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law. Some think it should be: The Stars and Bars State!

MO - Loves Company!

MO - Loves Company!
Missouri's State Motto is: The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law. Some think it should be: Loves Company!

MT - Land Of The Big Sky...

MT - Land Of The Big Sky...
Montana's State Motto is: Gold and Silver. How about this instead: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!

MT - The State of Siege!

MT - The State of Siege!
Montana's State Motto is: Gold and Silver. How about this instead: The State of Siege!

MT - The Enemy of the State!

MT - The Enemy of the State!
Montana's State Motto is: Gold and Silver. How about this instead: The Enemy of the State!

MT - The

MT - The "One Horse One Vote" State!
Montana's State Motto is: Gold and Silver. How about this instead: The "One Horse One Vote" State!

MT - The 2nd Amendment State!

MT - The 2nd Amendment State!
Montana's State Motto is: Gold and Silver. How about this instead: The 2nd Amendment State!

NE - Ask About Our State...

NE - Ask About Our State...
Nebraska's State Motto is: Equality Before the Law. Many think it should be: Ask About Our State Motto Contest!

NE - Land of Two Seasons...

NE - Land of Two Seasons...
Nebraska's State Motto is: Equality Before the Law. Many think it should be: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction!

NE - A Million Miles of Boring!

NE - A Million Miles of Boring!
Nebraska's State Motto is: Equality Before the Law. Many think it should be: A Million Miles of Boring!

NE -

NE - "No, That’s In Kansas"
Nebraska's State Motto is: Equality Before the Law. Many think it should be: The "No, That’s In Kansas" State!

NE - The Little House Was Not...

NE - The Little House Was Not...
Nebraska's State Motto is: Equality Before the Law. Many think it should be: The Little House Was Not On This Prairie State!

NE - The Unicameral Legislature State!

NE - The Unicameral Legislature State!
Nebraska's State Motto is: Equality Before the Law. Many think it should be: The Unicameral Legislature State!

NE - The 50% Less Graft State!

NE - The 50% Less Graft State!
Nebraska's State Motto is: Equality Before the Law. Many think it should be: The 50% Less Graft State!

NV - Poker and Hookers!

NV - Poker and Hookers!
Nevada's State Motto is: All For Our Country! This might be better: Poker and Hookers!

NV - The

NV - The "Get Some" State!
Nevada's State Motto is: All For Our Country! This might be better: The "Get Some" State!

NV - Land of The Complimentary Buffet!

NV - Land of The Complimentary Buffet!
Nevada's State Motto is: All For Our Country! This might be better: Land of The Complimentary Buffet!

NV - The State of Sin!

NV - The State of Sin!
Nevada's State Motto is: All For Our Country! This might be better: The State of Sin!

NV - State That Bugsy Built!

NV - State That Bugsy Built!
Nevada's State Motto is: All For Our Country! This might be better: State That Bugsy Built!

NH - Go Away And Leave Us Alone!

NH - Go Away And Leave Us Alone!
New Hampshire's state Motto is Live Free or Die. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: Go Away And Leave Us Alone! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NH - Just Like Old Hampshire, But Newer!

NH - Just Like Old Hampshire, But Newer!
New Hampshire's state Motto is Live Free or Die. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: Just Like Old Hampshire, But Newer! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NH - Drink Beers And Fish!

NH - Drink Beers And Fish!
New Hampshire's state Motto is Live Free or Die. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: Drink Beers And Fish! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NH - Live Free or Move To Mass!

NH - Live Free or Move To Mass!
New Hampshire's state Motto is Live Free or Die. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: Live Free or Move To Mass! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NH - Live Free or Diet!

NH - Live Free or Diet!
New Hampshire's state Motto is Live Free or Die. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: Live Free or Diet! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NH - The Crumbling Granite State.

NH - The Crumbling Granite State.
New Hampshire's state Motto is Live Free or Die. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: The Crumbling Granite State. (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NH - Primarily Less Important!

NH - Primarily Less Important!
New Hampshire's state Motto is Live Free or Die. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizens' opinions: Primarily Less Important!

NH - Live, Freeze, or Die!

NH - Live, Freeze, or Die!
New Hampshire's state Motto is Live Free or Die. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizens' opinions: Live, Freeze, or Die!

NH - Go Away ... (money)

NH - Go Away ... (money)
New Hampshire's state Motto is Live Free or Die. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizens' opinions: Go Away And Leave Us Alone!

NH - Thanks For Visiting NH...

NH - Thanks For Visiting NH...
New Hampshire's state Motto is Live Free or Die. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: Thanks For Visiting NH, Now GO HOME!

NJ - You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

NJ - You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
New Jersey's State Motto is: Liberty and Prosperity! More appropriate might be: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer #$%##! Motto Right here!

NJ - We Can't Pump Gas!

NJ - We Can't Pump Gas!
New Jersey's State Motto is: Liberty and Prosperity! More appropriate might be: We Can't Pump Gas!

NJ - The

NJ - The "Wise Guy" State!
New Jersey's State Motto is: Liberty and Prosperity! More appropriate might be: The "Wise Guy" State!

NJ - andfill of The Nation!

NJ - andfill of The Nation!
New Jersey's State Motto is: Liberty and Prosperity! More appropriate might be: Landfill of The Nation!

NJ - The Rodney Dangerfield State!

NJ - The Rodney Dangerfield State!
New Jersey's State Motto is: Liberty and Prosperity! More appropriate might be: The Rodney Dangerfield State!

NJ - The Garden Variety State!

NJ - The Garden Variety State!
New Jersey's State Motto is: Liberty and Prosperity! More appropriate might be: The Garden Variety State!

NJ - Liberty, Prosperity, and Pollution!

NJ - Liberty, Prosperity, and Pollution!
New Jersey's State Motto is: Liberty and Prosperity! More appropriate might be: Liberty, Prosperity, and Pollution!

NM - We Really Are One of the 50 States!

NM - We Really Are One of the 50 States!
New Mexico's state motto is Crescit Eundo (It Grows As It Goes). This one is more appropriate: We Really Are One of the 50 States! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NM - Alber-quirky

NM - Alber-quirky
New Mexico's state motto is Crescit Eundo (It Grows As It Goes). This one is more appropriate: Alber-quirky! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NM - First in Flying Saucer Flight!

NM - First in Flying Saucer Flight!
New Mexico's state motto is Crescit Eundo (It Grows As It Goes). This one is more appropriate: First in Flying Saucer Flight! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NM - The Original Mushroom Cloud State!

NM - The Original Mushroom Cloud State!
New Mexico's state motto is Crescit Eundo (It Grows As It Goes). This one is more appropriate: The Original Mushroom Cloud State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NM - The Coyote and Peyote State!

NM - The Coyote and Peyote State!
New Mexico's state motto is Crescit Eundo (It Grows As It Goes). This one is more appropriate: The Coyote and Peyote State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NM - Lizards Make Excellent Pets!

NM - Lizards Make Excellent Pets!
New Mexico's state motto is Crescit Eundo (It Grows As It Goes). This one is more appropriate: Lizards Make Excellent Pets! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

NY - You Have The Right To Remain Silent...

NY - You Have The Right To Remain Silent...
New York's State Motto is: Excelsior-Ever Upward. A better one is: You Have The Right To Remain Silent...

NY - You Have The Right To An Attorney...

NY - You Have The Right To An Attorney...
New York's State Motto is: Excelsior-Ever Upward. A better one is: You Have The Right To An Attorney...

NY - You Have No Right To Self Defense!

NY - You Have No Right To Self Defense!
New York's State Motto is: Excelsior-Ever Upward. A better one is: You Have No Right To Self Defense!

NY - The Chutzpah State!

NY - The Chutzpah State!
New York's State Motto is: Excelsior-Ever Upward. A better one is: The Chutzpah State!

NY - The Agitated State!

NY - The Agitated State!
New York's State Motto is: Excelsior-Ever Upward. A better one is: The Agitated State!

NY - The Evil Empire State!

NY - The Evil Empire State!
New York's State Motto is: Excelsior-Ever Upward. A better one is: The Evil Empire State!

NY - The Cheesecake State!

NY - The Cheesecake State!
New York's State Motto is: Ever Upward. A better one is: The Cheesecake State!

NC - Tobacco Is A Vegetable!

NC - Tobacco Is A Vegetable!
North Carolina's State Motto is: To Be Rather Than to Seem. How about: Tobacco Is A Vegetable!

NC - The Cancer Stick State!

NC - The Cancer Stick State!
North Carolina's State Motto is: To Be Rather Than to Seem. How about: The Cancer Stick State!

NC - First in Flight From Hurricanes!

NC - First in Flight From Hurricanes!
North Carolina's State Motto is: To Be Rather Than to Seem. How about: First in Flight From Hurricanes!

NC - Land of Jordan!

NC - Land of Jordan!
North Carolina's State Motto is: To Be Rather Than to Seem. How about: Land of Jordan!

NC - The Tar(heel) and Nicotine State!

NC - The Tar(heel) and Nicotine State!
North Carolina's State Motto is: To Be Rather Than to Seem. How about: The Tar(heel) and Nicotine State!

ND - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

ND - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
North Dakota's State Motto is: Liberty and union, now and forever, one and inseparable. It should be: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

ND - We've Got, Um...Dinosaur Bones

ND - We've Got, Um...Dinosaur Bones
North Dakota's State Motto is: Liberty and union, now and forever, one and inseparable. It should be: Um, We've Got, Um...Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

ND - The Flooded State!

ND - The Flooded State!
North Dakota's State Motto is: Liberty and union, now and forever, one and inseparable. It should be: The Flooded State!

ND - The Buffaloes Winged State!

ND - The Buffaloes Winged State!
North Dakota's State Motto is: Liberty and union, now and forever, one and inseparable. It should be: The Buffaloes Winged State!

ND - The Bison Chip State!

ND - The Bison Chip State!
North Dakota's State Motto is: Liberty and union, now and forever, one and inseparable. It should be: The Bison Chip State!

ND - The

ND - The "Is There life Out There?" State!
North Dakota's State Motto is: Liberty and union, now and forever, one and inseparable. It should be: The "Is There life Out There?" State!

OH - At Least We're Not Michigan!

OH - At Least We're Not Michigan!
Ohio's State Motto is: With God All Things Are Possible. Maybe it should be: At Least We're Not Michigan!

OH - Where One of Your Dad's Friends Lives!

OH - Where One of Your Dad's Friends Lives!
Ohio's State Motto is: With God All Things Are Possible. Maybe it should be: Where One of Your Dad's Friends Lives!

OH - We Ruined It For Everyone!

OH - We Ruined It For Everyone!
Ohio's State Motto is: With God All Things Are Possible. Maybe it should be: We Ruined It For Everyone!

OH - Home of Lake Erie ...

OH - Home of Lake Erie ...
Ohio's State Motto is: With God All Things Are Possible. Maybe it should be: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake by the Lake?

OH - The

OH - The "Four Dead in..." State!
Ohio's State Motto is: With God All Things Are Possible. Maybe it should be: The "Four Dead in..." State!

OH - The

OH - The "Recalled Tire" State!
Ohio's State Motto is: With God All Things Are Possible. Maybe it should be: The "Recalled Tire" State!

OH - The Bucktooth State!

OH - The Bucktooth State!
Ohio's State Motto is: With God All Things Are Possible. Maybe it should be: The Bucktooth State!

OH - The Bucket-of-Fries State!

OH - The Bucket-of-Fries State!
Ohio's State Motto is: With God All Things Are Possible. Maybe it should be: The Bucket-of-Fries State!

OK - We're OK, You're NOT!

OK - We're OK, You're NOT!
Oklahoma's State Motto is: Labor Conquers All Things. Maybe this is better: We're OK, You're NOT!

OK - Like The Play, But No Singing!

OK - Like The Play, But No Singing!
Oklahoma's State Motto is: Labor Conquers All Things. Maybe this is better: Like The Play, But No Singing!

OK - The Dusty State!

OK - The Dusty State!
Oklahoma's State Motto is: Labor Conquers All Things. Maybe this is better: The Dusty State!

OK - The

OK - The "Little Dogie" State!
Oklahoma's State Motto is: Labor Conquers All Things. Maybe this is better: The "Little Dogie" State!

OK - The

OK - The "Leave Sooner" State!
Oklahoma's State Motto is: Labor Conquers All Things. Maybe this is better: The "Leave Sooner" State!

OK - The Marlboro Man State!

OK - The Marlboro Man State!
Oklahoma's State Motto is: Labor Conquers All Things. Maybe this is better: The Marlboro Man State!


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