State Mottoes, What they should be...

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HI - Gateway to Guam!

HI - Gateway to Guam!
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: Gateway to Guam!

HI - Death To Mainland Scum...

HI - Death To Mainland Scum...
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: Death To Mainland Scum! Leave Your Money!

HI - No, I don't know Tom Selleck!

HI - No, I don't know Tom Selleck!
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: No, I don't know Tom Selleck!

HI - Come, Get Lei-ed!

HI - Come, Get Lei-ed!
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: Come, Get Lei-ed!

HI - The Mahalo, Shalom, Whatever...

HI - The Mahalo, Shalom, Whatever...
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: The Mahalo, Shalom, Whatever, State!

HI - The Aloha To Your Dollars State!

HI - The Aloha To Your Dollars State!
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: The Aloha To Your Dollars State!

HI - The Surf Bum State!

HI - The Surf Bum State!
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: The Surf Bum State!

HI - America’s Game Show Prize!

HI - America’s Game Show Prize!
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: America’s Game Show Prize!

HI - We Have Interstates...

HI - We Have Interstates...
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: We Have Interstates, Drive on Over!

HI - What the Hula you doing here?

HI - What the Hula you doing here?
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: What the Hula you doing here?

HI - Waikele: Hawaiian For Tourist Trap!

HI - Waikele: Hawaiian For Tourist Trap!
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: Waikele: Hawaiian For Tourist Trap!

HI - Kalihi: Oahu's Hidden Paradise!

HI - Kalihi: Oahu's Hidden Paradise!
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: Kalihi: Oahu's Hidden Paradise!

HI - Great Feeling, Less Taste!

HI - Great Feeling, Less Taste!
Hawaii's State Motto is: The life (sovereignty) of the land is perpetuated in (by) righteousness. More appropriate is: Great Feeling, Less Taste!

ID - More Than Just Potatoes...

ID - More Than Just Potatoes...
Idaho's State Motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. But it could be: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good!

ID - Idaho? No, Udaho!

ID - Idaho? No, Udaho!
Idaho's State Motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. But it could be: Idaho? No, Udaho!

ID - We Don't Care If You...

ID - We Don't Care If You...
Idaho's State Motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. But it could be: We Don't Care If You Spell Potato With An "E"!

ID - The Potato and Other Bad Carbs...

ID - The Potato and Other Bad Carbs...
Idaho's State Motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. But it could be: The Potato and Other Bad Carbs State!

ID - The

ID - The "Flout Your Trout" State!
Idaho's State Motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. But it could be: The "Flout Your Trout" State!

ID - Boise Is The Hood State!

ID - Boise Is The Hood State!
Idaho's State Motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. But it could be: Boise Is The Hood State!

ID - The

ID - The "Mounted Antlers In Every...
Idaho's State Motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. But it could be: The "Mounted Antlers In Every Lavatory" State!

IL - Please, Don't Pronounce the 'S'.

IL - Please, Don't Pronounce the 'S'.
Illinois' state motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. They should consider using: Please, Don't Pronounce the 'S'.

IL - Hangin' out at the DQ!

IL - Hangin' out at the DQ!
Illinois' state motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. They should consider using: Hangin' out at the DQ!

IL - One Dead Man, One Vote State!

IL - One Dead Man, One Vote State!
Illinois' state motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. They should consider using: One Dead Man, One Vote State!

IL - If You're Dead, You Can Still Vote!

IL - If You're Dead, You Can Still Vote!
Illinois' state motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. They should consider using: If You're Dead, You Can Still Vote!

IL - Land of Lincoln paraphernalia.

IL - Land of Lincoln paraphernalia.
Illinois' state motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. They should consider using: Land of Lincoln paraphernalia.

IL - Duh Bears State!

IL - Duh Bears State!
Illinois' state motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. They should consider using: Duh Bears State!

IL - What is an Illini?

IL - What is an Illini?
Illinois' state motto is: State Sovereignty, National Union. They should consider using: What is an Illini?

IN - What the Heck Is A Hoosier?

IN - What the Heck Is A Hoosier?
Indiana's State Motto is: The Crossroads of America. How about: What the Heck Is A Hoosier?

IN - The Shoot Hoops And ...

IN - The Shoot Hoops And ...
Indiana's State Motto is: The Crossroads of America. How about: The Shoot Hoops And Foreign Troops State!

IN - The

IN - The "Right-Winged Quayle" State!
Indiana's State Motto is: The Crossroads of America. How about: The "Right-Winged Quayle" State!

IN - The Bobby Knightmare State!

IN - The Bobby Knightmare State!
Indiana's State Motto is: The Crossroads of America. How about: The Bobby Knightmare State!

IN - The State Bird Is Not Larry!

IN - The State Bird Is Not Larry!
Indiana's State Motto is: The Crossroads of America. How about: The State Bird Is Not Larry!

IN - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free!

IN - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free!
Indiana's State Motto is: The Crossroads of America. How about: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free!

IA - We Do Amazing Things With Corn!

IA - We Do Amazing Things With Corn!
Iowa's State Motto is: Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain. Let's update it to: We Do Amazing Things With Corn!

IA - Daddy bought me a shotgun...

IA - Daddy bought me a shotgun...
Iowa's State Motto is: Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain. Let's update it to: Daddy bought me a shotgun for Xmas!

IA - America’s Gluten Spewing, Colon...

IA - America’s Gluten Spewing, Colon...
Iowa's State Motto is: Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain. Let's update it to: America’s Gluten Spewing, Colon Clogging Bread-basket!

IA - The One Scarecrow, One Vote...

IA - The One Scarecrow, One Vote...
Iowa's State Motto is: Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain. Let's update it to: The One Scarecrow, One Vote State!

IA - The

IA - The "Well-Subsidized Field
Iowa's State Motto is: Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain. Let's update it to: The "Well-Subsidized Field of Dreams" State!

IA - The 5 1/2 Pigs Per Person State!

IA - The 5 1/2 Pigs Per Person State!
Iowa's State Motto is: Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain. Let's update it to: The 5 1/2 Pigs Per Person State!

IA - The Walmart-Anchored Mall State!

IA - The Walmart-Anchored Mall State!
Iowa's State Motto is: Our Liberties We Prize and Our Rights We Will Maintain. Let's update it to: The Walmart-Anchored Mall State!

KS - First Of The Rectangle States!

KS - First Of The Rectangle States!
Kansas's State Motto is: To the Stars Through Difficulties. How about this instead: First Of The Rectangle States!

KS - Not Everything Is Flat!

KS - Not Everything Is Flat!
Kansas's State Motto is: To the Stars Through Difficulties. How about this instead: Not Everything Is Flat!

KS - Stupid Is The New Smart!

KS - Stupid Is The New Smart!
Kansas's State Motto is: To the Stars Through Difficulties. How about this instead: Stupid Is The New Smart!

KS - The E-I-E-I-O State!

KS - The E-I-E-I-O State!
Kansas's State Motto is: To the Stars Through Difficulties. How about this instead: The E-I-E-I-O State!

KS - The

KS - The "Gateway to Oz" State!
Kansas's State Motto is: To the Stars Through Difficulties. How about this instead: The "Gateway to Oz" State!

KS - The Ethanol State!

KS - The Ethanol State!
Kansas's State Motto is: To the Stars Through Difficulties. How about this instead: The Ethanol State!

KS - The

KS - The "4H Before 3 R's" State!
Kansas's State Motto is: To the Stars Through Difficulties. How about this instead: The "4H Before 3 R's" State!

KY - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names!

KY - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names!
Kentucky's State Motto is: United We Stand, Divided We Fall. What about this instead: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names!

KY - The Gelding State!

KY - The Gelding State!
Kentucky's State Motto is: United We Stand, Divided We Fall. What about this instead: The Gelding State!

KY - The

KY - The "Fast Fillies and High Priced...
Kentucky's State Motto is: United We Stand, Divided We Fall. What about this instead: The "Fast Fillies and High Priced Studs" State!

KY - The Crystal (meth) State!

KY - The Crystal (meth) State!
Kentucky's State Motto is: United We Stand, Divided We Fall. What about this instead: The Crystal (meth) State!

KY - The Land That Lincoln Left!

KY - The Land That Lincoln Left!
Kentucky's State Motto is: United We Stand, Divided We Fall. What about this instead: The Land That Lincoln Left!

KY - Gettin Lucky In Kentucky!

KY - Gettin Lucky In Kentucky!
Kentucky's State Motto is: United We Stand, Divided We Fall. What about this instead: Gettin Lucky In Kentucky!

LA - Home of the Superdome!

LA - Home of the Superdome!
Louisiana's State Motto is: Union, Justice, Confidence. Some suggest it should be: Home of the Superdome!

LA-The

LA-The "Submeged My Chevy in the Levee" State!
Louisiana's State Motto is: Union, Justice, Confidence. Some suggest it should be: The "Submeged My Chevy in the Levee" State!

LA-We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos...

LA-We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos...
Louisiana's State Motto is: Union, Justice, Confidence. Some suggest it should be: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign!

LA-The

LA-The "When The Saints Go Sloshing In" State!
Louisiana's State Motto is: Union, Justice, Confidence. Some suggest it should be: The "When The Saints Go Sloshing In" State!

LA-Brownie, You Did A Job...

LA-Brownie, You Did A Job...
Louisiana's State Motto is: Union, Justice, Confidence. Some suggest it should be: Brownie, You Did A Job On Our State!

ME - We're Really Cold, But We Have...

ME - We're Really Cold, But We Have...
Maine's State Motto is: Dirigo (I Lead). How about making it: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster!

ME - Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!

ME - Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!
Maine's State Motto is: Dirigo (I Lead). How about making it: Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!

ME - The

ME - The "Death By Snowmobile" State!
Maine's State Motto is: Dirigo (I Lead). How about making it: The "Death By Snowmobile" State!

ME - The

ME - The "25 Teeth Per Capita" State!
Maine's State Motto is: Dirigo (I Lead). How about making it: The "25 Teeth Per Capita" State!

ME - The

ME - The "Pining For More Trees" State!
Maine's State Motto is: Dirigo (I Lead). How about making it: The "Pining For More Trees" State!

ME - The Too-Quaint State! (a)

ME - The Too-Quaint State! (a)
Maine's State Motto is: Dirigo (I Lead). How about making it: The Too-Quaint State!

ME - The Too-Quaint State! (b)

ME - The Too-Quaint State! (b)
Maine's State Motto is: Dirigo (I Lead). How about making it: The Too-Quaint State!

MD - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It!

MD - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It!
Maryland's State Motto is: Manly Deeds, Womanly Words. More appropriate might be: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It!

MD - We Got Crabs!

MD - We Got Crabs!
Maryland's State Motto is: Manly Deeds, Womanly Words. More appropriate might be: We got Crabs!

MD - The

MD - The "Give a Case of Crabs" State!
Maryland's State Motto is: Manly Deeds, Womanly Words. More appropriate might be: The "Give a Case of Crabs" State!

MD - The Barry Levinson State!

MD - The Barry Levinson State!
Maryland's State Motto is: Manly Deeds, Womanly Words. More appropriate might be: The Barry Levinson State!

MD - The Lacrosse and LaCoste State!

MD - The Lacrosse and LaCoste State!
Maryland's State Motto is: Manly Deeds, Womanly Words. More appropriate might be: The Lacrosse and LaCoste State!

MD - The Star-Mangled Banner State!

MD - The Star-Mangled Banner State!
Maryland's State Motto is: Manly Deeds, Womanly Words. More appropriate might be: The Star-Mangled Banner State!

MA - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's...

MA - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's...
Massachusetts' State Motto is: By the sword she seeks peace under liberty. Better might be: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)!

MA - Taxes Are Lower, Senators More Corrupt!

MA - Taxes Are Lower, Senators More Corrupt!
Massachusetts' State Motto is: By the sword she seeks peace under liberty. Better might be: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's, Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

MA - Pointy-Headed Liberal State!

MA - Pointy-Headed Liberal State!
Massachusetts' State Motto is: By the sword she seeks peace under liberty. Better might be: Pointy-Headed Liberal State!

MA - The Gay State!

MA - The Gay State!
Massachusetts' State Motto is: By the sword she seeks peace under liberty. Better might be: The Gay State!

MA - Cod-Forsaken State!

MA - Cod-Forsaken State!
Massachusetts' State Motto is: By the sword she seeks peace under liberty. Better might be: Cod-Forsaken State!

MA - The

MA - The "Get Scrod" State!
Massachusetts' State Motto is: By the sword she seeks peace under liberty. Better might be: The "Get Scrod" State!

MI - Talk to the hand!

MI - Talk to the hand!
Michigan's state motto is: Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice-If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you. A better one might be: Talk to the hand! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

MI - The Prius Envy State!

MI - The Prius Envy State!
Michigan's state motto is: Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice-If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you. A better one might be: The Prius Envy State! (Most apparel is printed on both sid

MI - Land of the Free, Home of the Buick!

MI - Land of the Free, Home of the Buick!
Michigan's state motto is: Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice-If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you. A better one might be: Land of the Free, Home of the Buick! (Most apparel is prin

MI - Land of the Free, Home of the Corvette!

MI - Land of the Free, Home of the Corvette!
Michigan's state motto is: Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice-If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you. A better one might be: Land of the Free, Home of the Corvette! (Most apparel is p

MI - Land of the Free, Home of the Ford Truck!

MI - Land of the Free, Home of the Ford Truck!
Michigan's state motto is: Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice-If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you. A better one might be: Land of the Free, Home of the Ford Truck! (Most apparel is

MI - The Snap, Crackle, and Flop State!

MI - The Snap, Crackle, and Flop State!
Michigan's state motto is: Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice-If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you. A better one might be: The Snap, Crackle, and Flop State! (Most apparel is printe

MI - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians!

MI - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians!
Michigan's state motto is: Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice-If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you. A better one might be: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians! (Most apparel is

MI - Land of the Over-priced Floor Mat!

MI - Land of the Over-priced Floor Mat!
Michigan's state motto is: Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice-If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you. A better one might be: Land of the Over-priced Floor Mat! (Most apparel is printe

MI - The Rear Exhaust State!

MI - The Rear Exhaust State!
Michigan's state motto is: Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice-If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you. A better one might be: The Rear Exhaust State! (Most apparel is printed on both s

MN - 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes!

MN - 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes!
Minnesota's State Motto is: Star of the North. Another candidate might be: 10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes!

MN - Mosquitoes As Big As Helicopters!

MN - Mosquitoes As Big As Helicopters!
Minnesota's State Motto is: Star of the North. Another candidate might be: Mosquitoes As Big As Helicopters!

MN - Land of 20,000 Drownings!

MN - Land of 20,000 Drownings!
Minnesota's State Motto is: Star of the North. Another candidate might be: Land of 20,000 Drownings!

MN - You Betcha!

MN - You Betcha!
Minnesota's State Motto is: Star of the North. Another candidate might be: You Betcha!

MN - Land of 1,000,000 dead Batteries!

MN - Land of 1,000,000 dead Batteries!
Minnesota's State Motto is: Star of the North. Another candidate might be: Land of 1,000,000 dead Batteries!

MN - The

MN - The "Lapps Dancing" State!
Minnesota's State Motto is: Star of the North. Another candidate might be: The "Lapps Dancing" State!

MN - The

MN - The "Norse, Of Course" State!
Minnesota's State Motto is: Star of the North. Another candidate might be: The "Norse, Of Course" State!


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