Every state has a motto. Some are profound, some are strange. Here are some suggestions for state mottoes that might be a bit more appropriate.

AL - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

AL - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

AL - Fixin' to go to the game...

AL - Fixin' to go to the game...
Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: Fixin' to go to the game...

AL - At Least We're not Mississippi!

AL - At Least We're not Mississippi!
Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: At Least We're not Mississippi!

AL - Heart of Darkness!

AL - Heart of Darkness!
Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: Heart of Darkness!

AL - Vacationbland.

AL - Vacationbland.
Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: Vacationbland.

AL - The Six Pack, Gun Rack State!

AL - The Six Pack, Gun Rack State!
Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: The Six Pack, Gun Rack State!

AL - The 50% Cotton State!

AL - The 50% Cotton State!
Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: The 50% Cotton State!

AL - State of the Doublewide!

AL - State of the Doublewide!
Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: State of the Doublewide!

AL - Cousins With Benefits!

AL - Cousins With Benefits!
Alabama's State Motto is: Audemus jura nostra defendere (We Dare Defend Our Rights). A few feel it should be: Cousins With Benefits!

AK - Jeez, it's Cold.

AK - Jeez, it's Cold.
Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Jeez, it's Cold.

AK - Gateway To Siberia.

AK - Gateway To Siberia.
Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Gateway To Siberia.

AK - Half-Baked Alaska!

AK - Half-Baked Alaska!
Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Half-Baked Alaska!

AK - The Penultimate State!

AK - The Penultimate State!
Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: The Penultimate State!

AK - 94,695 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

AK - 94,695 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: 94,695 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

AK - The Starshine State!

AK - The Starshine State!
Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: The Starshine State!

AK - Don't care who you are, you can't sell...

AK - Don't care who you are, you can't sell...
Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Don't care who you are, you can't sell us ice.

AK - The Last Frontier of the Cruise Lines.

AK - The Last Frontier of the Cruise Lines.
Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: The Last Frontier of the Cruise Lines.

AK - Land of the Midnight Sun Lamp.

AK - Land of the Midnight Sun Lamp.
Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Land of the Midnight Sun Lamp.

AK - Where Everyone Gets Snowed!

AK - Where Everyone Gets Snowed!
Alaska's State Motto is North to the Future. Many think it should be: Where Everyone Gets Snowed!

AZ - Where Trees Fight Over Dogs!

AZ - Where Trees Fight Over Dogs!
Arizona's state Motto is God Enriches. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: Where Trees Fight Over Dogs. (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

AZ - The AARP State!

AZ - The AARP State!
Arizona's state Motto is God Enriches. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: The AARP State. (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

AZ - The Brown Grass State.

AZ - The Brown Grass State.
Arizona's state Motto is God Enriches. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: The Brown Grass State. (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

AZ - Dehyd-rific!

AZ - Dehyd-rific!
Arizona's state Motto is God Enriches. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: Dehyd-rific! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

AZ - But It's A Dry Heat!

AZ - But It's A Dry Heat!
Arizona's state Motto is God Enriches. Here's a variation that better reflects the citizen's opinions: But It's A Dry Heat! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

AR - The Whitewater Grafting State!

AR - The Whitewater Grafting State!
Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: The Whitewater Grafting State!

AR - The Bimbo State!

AR - The Bimbo State!
Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: The Bimbo State!

AR - The Hot Bed Springs State!

AR - The Hot Bed Springs State!
Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: The Hot Bed Springs State!

AR - Y'all Want Fries With Dat?

AR - Y'all Want Fries With Dat?
Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: Y'all Want Fries With Dat?

AR - As Seen On Cops!

AR - As Seen On Cops!
Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: As Seen On Cops!

AR -Arkansas: An Indian Word Meaning...

AR -Arkansas: An Indian Word Meaning...
Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: Arkansas: An Indian Word Meaning Trailer Court!

AR - The Carwash State!

AR - The Carwash State!
Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: The Carwash State!

AR - Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't laugh.

AR - Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't laugh.
Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't laugh.

AR - Literacy Ain't Everythang!

AR - Literacy Ain't Everythang!
Arkansas's State Motto is: Regnat Populus (The People Rule). Some people prefer: Literacy Ain't Everythang!

CA - As seen on TV!

CA - As seen on TV!
California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: As seen on TV! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

CA - By 30, Our Women Have More...

CA - By 30, Our Women Have More...
California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

CA - Land of Nixon!

CA - Land of Nixon!
California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: Land of Nixon! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

CA - The Chaotic State!

CA - The Chaotic State!
California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: The Chaotic State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

CA - Land of Disenchantment!

CA - Land of Disenchantment!
California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: Land of Disenchantment! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

CA - The Altered State!

CA - The Altered State!
California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: The Altered State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

CA - La-La Land!

CA - La-La Land!
California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: La-La Land! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

CA - State of Chaos!

CA - State of Chaos!
California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: State of Chaos! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

CA - Yo Hablo Ingles?

CA - Yo Hablo Ingles?
California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: Yo Hablo Ingles? (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

CA - Nobody's From Here!

CA - Nobody's From Here!
California's state motto is Eureka (I have found it). This one is more accurate: Nobody's From Here! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

CO - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother!

CO - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother!
Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother!

CO - April Showers Bring May Blizzards!

CO - April Showers Bring May Blizzards!
Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: April Showers Bring May Blizzards!

CO - Too Wimpy to Cross the Mountains So...

CO - Too Wimpy to Cross the Mountains So...
Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: Too Wimpy to Cross the Mountains So We Stopped Here.

CO - The Oxygen Deprived State.

CO - The Oxygen Deprived State.
Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: The Oxygen Deprived State.

CO - Rocky Mountain Sigh State.

CO - Rocky Mountain Sigh State.
Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: Rocky Mountain Sigh State.

CO - The Coors Twins State.

CO - The Coors Twins State.
Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: The Coors Twins State.

CO - Where the Donners Were Gonners State.

CO - Where the Donners Were Gonners State.
Colorado's State Motto is Nil Sine Numine: Nothing Without the Deity. Some suggest this one: Where the Donners Were Gonners State.

CT - Corrupticut!

CT - Corrupticut!
Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: Corrupticut!

CT - The Corruption State!

CT - The Corruption State!
Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: The Corruption State!

CT - Like Massachusetts, only smaller!

CT - Like Massachusetts, only smaller!
Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: Like Massachusetts, only smaller!

CT - Like Massachusetts, but the Kennedy's...

CT - Like Massachusetts, but the Kennedy's...
Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: Like Massachusetts, but the Kennedy's don't own it, yet.

CT - Land of The Lincoln Continental!

CT - Land of The Lincoln Continental!
Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: Land of The Lincoln Continental!

CT - Martha Stewart’s Living and Fibbing State!

CT - Martha Stewart’s Living and Fibbing State!
Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: Martha Stewart’s Living and Fibbing State!

CT - More White Folks Than Trees!

CT - More White Folks Than Trees!
Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: More White Folks Than Trees!

CT - The Lyme Disease State!

CT - The Lyme Disease State!
Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: The Lyme Disease State!

CT - The Confluence of Affluence State!

CT - The Confluence of Affluence State!
Connecticut's State Motto is: The Constitution State. Some think it should be: The Confluence of Affluence State!

DE - Everything is smaller here!

DE - Everything is smaller here!
Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: Everything is smaller here!

DE - State, Inc.

DE - State, Inc.
Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: State, Inc.

DE-Dupont’s Private E-state!

DE-Dupont’s Private E-state!
Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: Dupont’s Private E-state!

DE-The Chemically Dependent State!

DE-The Chemically Dependent State!
Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: The Chemically Dependent State!

DE - The Inc. Stained State!

DE - The Inc. Stained State!
Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: The Inc. Stained State!

DE - You Need A Map To Find Us!

DE - You Need A Map To Find Us!
Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: You Need A Map To Find Us!

DE - Dealaware!

DE - Dealaware!
Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: Dealaware!

DE - We Really Do Like The Chemicals...

DE - We Really Do Like The Chemicals...
Delaware's State Motto is: Liberty and Independence. Perhaps better is: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water!

FL - Ask Us About Our Grandkids!

FL - Ask Us About Our Grandkids!
Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: Ask Us About Our Grandkids! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

FL - America's Wang!

FL - America's Wang!
Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: America's Wang! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

FL - Senior Citizen Discount State!

FL - Senior Citizen Discount State!
Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: Senior Citizen Discount State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

FL - The Palmetto Bug State!

FL - The Palmetto Bug State!
Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: The Palmetto Bug State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

FL - The Mickey Mouse State!

FL - The Mickey Mouse State!
Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: The Mickey Mouse State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

FL - The Transient State!

FL - The Transient State!
Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: The Transient State! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

FL - The Incontinent Sub-Continent!

FL - The Incontinent Sub-Continent!
Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: The Incontinent Sub-Continent! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

FL - The State of Incontinence!

FL - The State of Incontinence!
Florida's state motto is: In God we trust. A more appropriate one is: The State of Incontinence! (Most apparel is printed on both sides)

GA - We Put The Fun ... (2003 flag)

GA - We Put The Fun ... (2003 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism! (Post-2003 flag)

GA - We Put The Fun... (1956 flag)

GA - We Put The Fun... (1956 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism! (Pre-1956 flag)

GA - Without Atlanta we're Alabama! (2003 flag)

GA - Without Atlanta we're Alabama! (2003 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Without Atlanta we're Alabama! (Post-2003 flag)

GA - Without Atlanta we're Alabama! (1956 flag)

GA - Without Atlanta we're Alabama! (1956 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Without Atlanta we're Alabama! (Pre-1956 flag)

GA - Bend over, insert peach! (2003 flag)

GA - Bend over, insert peach! (2003 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Bend over, insert peach! (Post-2003 flag)

GA - Bend over, insert peach! (1956 flag)

GA - Bend over, insert peach! (1956 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Bend over, insert peach! (Pre-1956 Flag)

GA - Confederate Money Welcome! (2003 flag)

GA - Confederate Money Welcome! (2003 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Confederate Money Welcome! (Post-2003 Flag)

GA - Confederate Money Welcome! (1956 flag)

GA - Confederate Money Welcome! (1956 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Confederate Money Welcome! (Pre-1956 Flag)

GA - Land of Mr. Peanut! (2003 flag)

GA - Land of Mr. Peanut! (2003 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Land of Mr. Peanut! (Post-2003 Flag)

GA - Land of Mr. Peanut! (1956 flag)

GA - Land of Mr. Peanut! (1956 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Land of Mr. Peanut! (Pre-1956 Flag)

GA - The

GA - The "Richard (Jewel) of The... (2003 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: The "Richard (Jewel) of The South" State! (Post-2003 Flag)

GA - The

GA - The "Richard (Jewel) of The... (1956 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: The "Richard (Jewel) of The South" State! (Pre-1956 flag)

GA - The Northern Wannabe State! (2003 flag)

GA - The Northern Wannabe State! (2003 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: The Northern Wannabe State! (Post-2003 Flag)

GA - The Northern Wannabe State! (1956 flag)

GA - The Northern Wannabe State! (1956 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: The Northern Wannabe State! (Pre-1956 Flag)

GA - Peach Fuzz Groom State! (2003 flag)

GA - Peach Fuzz Groom State! (2003 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Peach Fuzz Groom State! (Post-2003 Flag)

GA - Peach Fuzz Groom State! (1956 flag)

GA - Peach Fuzz Groom State! (1956 flag)
Georgia's State Motto is: Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. How about this one: Peach Fuzz Groom State! (pre-1956 flag)


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