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» My life is in fucking shambles from last night
» I will be brave, I will not let anything take ...
» I wake up and I'm home alone, thanks guys ...
» Mornings like these I'm not sure if I sho ...
» I love lazy Saturday mornings.
» So much for grounding myself this weekend.. Lol
» I love what's mine and I refuse to share
» I must procrastinate
» Think about it. EVERYTHING is about business.
» Who wants to buy me a bunny for Christmas???
» I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skill ...
» .......Is that how you look for porn?
» I know they r crazy. However porn on a big scr ...
» I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her ...
» $5 and a new fuck buddy.
» Make note: the first date is too soon to make ...
» Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list ...
» Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far aw ...
» She went from zero to smokin in five shots
» I should have bought two bottles, she left bef ...
» i don't plan on having that self control ...
» Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
» i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the ...
» i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the ...
» dude, despite what happened last night, I&apos ...
» When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the g ...
» dude, you're never picky with who you ho ...
» I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
» Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
» Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a ...
» My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
» Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
» I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
» this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pa ...
» i am so fucked up that i think i'm playin ...
» Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we&apos ...
» I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to ...
» This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot ...
» A girl just told me I should smile because I w ...
» When she said surprise me I'm positive sh ...
» Scissors
» Charged a drink to your name last night. Thank ...
» So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur o ...
» dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
» The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
» your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
» Whiskey dick.
» Honestly.
» she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
» Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/ ...
» Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge the ...
» Whats up?
» Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
» thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
» just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off ...
» Girls don't like it when you cum inside t ...
» Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice c ...
» I really wish I was making that up.
» I almost didn't recognize her with a shir ...
» nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flac ...
» dibs.
» was i over the top when i said that i wished t ...
» I just googled whats above a trillion, thats h ...
» my elementary bus driver served me drinks last ...
» everything is bigger in texas. Including my dr ...
» i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich ...
» i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with ...
» I love being friends with rich people. I get l ...
» I hope I don't blackout because this is a ...
» just passed a tour group on my way home. the g ...
» anal.
» You were running around the house with a purpl ...
» thirty
» i think he just uses that whole grew up in a c ...
» He told me he looked up all the foods that mak ...
» I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
» wha-pishhh
» Found more tequila
» It's a yes or no question.
» Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all da ...
» Well I think that's a good thing that I&a ...
» If penises could fly, my ass would totally be ...
» Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
» 1 of all
» 2 and a half hours
» about life
» About that.
» About to get ready for work
» About to just go to bed.
» About to start my first tattoo
» a day
» After all that we had
» A good time when I need my best friend.
» a hot chocolate
» alive is awesome
» All about me
» All I ask of you is try to earn my memory.
» All I know is that I'm hungry.
» All I want is a job
» All I want is to make it better
» All the Time
» All you see is me you think I'm worried
» All you see is me you think I'm worried
» almost got pulled over
» Alone in the darkness
» a lot.
» a lot.
» ALOT of shit
» ALOT of shit
» Always do your best to keep a
» Always do your best to keep a
» A milkshake would be nice
» And as I tried
» And I did.
» And i hate that i made you think
» And I'm delusional.
» and I miss you
» and I'm still up
» and i never stop
» And it's a goal
» And live off my brother
» And maybe it's that way
» and people are
» And right now I just wish you were here.
» And sweet
» And when you do.
» An eye for an eye will only make the whole wor ...
» anger management
» Anything I have is yours
» Apart of me will always be with you
» A reason to hate
» As much as I love you
» At Home With His Wife
» At home with my baby
» At least I got a haircut
» At least I know what to wear to it.
» At my house with the girls
» Baby you can have it all
» Back at it all over again
» Back in bed
» Back on my own
» Back on the road
» Back to this again
» Back to Work
» Bad day today I can already tell
» bad mood
» Bane of my life
» Bc I really don't wear heels
» because i can't
» Because I'm bored .
» because of you I smile
» Because we all have a story
» Because you are a good girl and you know it.
» Because you're my sugar in my way to live
» Been in a bad mood all night
» Been There
» belong to
» Be mine ?
» Be positive.
» Best day ever.
» Best for the best is the best
» Better be me.
» Beyond ready for the weekend
» Boobs just get in the way.
» B O R E D.
» Boring day at the office
» Bout to cry
» boyfriend but they can’t
» Boyfriend is back!
» but here i stand
» but I do love her
» But I don't care for it.
» But I'm bout to take a nap.
» But I'm not feeling that way
» But I'm not so its good
» But I really don't know
» But It Is That
» but it was weird.
» but I want to know,
» but that's just me
» But then again I don't know why you would ...
» But whatever it is
» but you.
» By far
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