Did you grow up in Wichita? You need some Joyland goodness. All shirts are designed with faux-distressing for your faux-retro Joyland experience. 40 acres of fun! Please keep your arms and legs inside the cart at all times.

Vintage Joyland Ads 40 acres of fun! Wear a very retro, real Joyland ad. Keep your arms and legs inside the cart at all times.	Joyland Entrance Sign I can taste the ticket booth from here...	Joyland building Cross-processed and ready to wear. Rides. Games. Picnic area.
Louie at the Wurlitzer Do not talk to operator! How many nightmares did this clown give you as a child? I remember plenty...	Louie the Clown It's the creepy clown again! Louie. Don't talk to him. Wear him and scare small children. Maybe adults, too.	Do Not Talk to Operator Julie's favorite shirt, the one that started it all. I've been wearing my "Do not talk to operator" shirt for years. Created by Jason, this shirt says it all.
Rollercoaster Re-live your near death experience on the rickety Joyland Coaster.	Rollercoaster Cars The pinnacle of modern saftey. How high did your butt fly off the seat down the hills? Re-live your near death experience on the Joyland Coaster.	Last Warning Ooohhh, last warning; get your hands in the air! Hey, that dumb ass is standing up trying to touch the sign!
Scrambler warning sign I still love the Scrambler! I even have kids to ride with now. Scrambler warning sign on front with Scrambler logo on back.	Creepy Trash Cans OK, come on. No one can tell me that these weren't purposefully designed to scare the crap out of little kids. The trash cans WILL eat you.