Enjoy these items from The Comics Curmudgeon! And if you need a rundown on what all these jokes and logos mean, check out the merchandise guide.

Official Open Talk Feedback Stuff

Official Hoboken-Church Paradox Stuff

Official Hoboken-Church Paradox Stuff
Are you one or the other?

Official Comics Curmudgeon Stuff!

Official Comics Curmudgeon Stuff!
All the Comics Curmudgeon-y goodness, none of the inscrutable in jokes!

Official Bum Boat Stuff

Official Bum Boat Stuff
Where Santa Royale's elite eat!

Official AJGLU 3000 Stuff

Official AJGLU 3000 Stuff
I HAVE ANALYZED THE JOKES OF THE HUMANS

Official Jungle Patrol Stuff

Official Jungle Patrol Stuff
Cast your nametag aside and sign up!

Official "Urge" stuff

Official "Urge" stuff
Will YOU do it every time?

Actually Official Cassandra Cat Stuff

Official Fist O' Justice Stuff

Official Fist O' Justice Stuff
You stole a friend of mine's pet bear!

Gail Martin Stuff

Gail Martin Stuff
C'MON! "TARZANA NIGHTS!"

Unsolicited Batting Advice Stuff

Unsolicited Batting Advice Stuff
You're pulling your head, son!

Prepubescent stab frenzy stuff

Prepubescent stab frenzy stuff
It's only a matter of time.

Drunken media scrum stuff

Drunken media scrum stuff
IT WAS A SPA! I WENT TO A SPA TO LOSE WEIGHT!

Boat wrestling stuff

Boat wrestling stuff
For when you just need to go full-boat.

Molly the Bear stuff

Molly the Bear stuff
Everyone's favorite tame, lovable, size-changing, hostility-non-understanding bear!

Aldomania 2006 stuff

Aldomania 2006 stuff
Aldo may be gone, but the mania lives on!

Finger-Quotin' Margo stuff

Finger-Quotin' Margo stuff
"Great" products that you'll "love".

Search Advice stuff

Search Advice stuff
Because some people really don't know.

Chopstick Technique stuff

Chopstick Technique stuff
Classy double-entendres for classy people.

Home-School Phys Ed stuff

Home-School Phys Ed stuff
Well, what ELSE are you going to employ in the absence of weights?

Canadian Jive-Talkin' stuff

Canadian Jive-Talkin' stuff
Don't be ashamed to tell the world, eh?

Lidsville

Lidsville
Dumb hats a-plenty.

Margo Sweatshop stuff

Margo Sweatshop stuff
For the bratty, demanding, very-temporarily-white-slave girl inside all of us.


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