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Funny Sayings T-Shirts & Gifts

Here's our funny sayings t-shirts & gifts. There's also funny quotes t-shirts, funny slogans t-shirts, and funny statement t-shirts. It's all about humor saying t-shirts & gifts in this section, and humorous slogans t-shirts, also available on buttons, magnets, stickers, mugs, and many more.

With a body like this who needs hair

With a body like this who needs hair
With a body like, this who needs hair? Funny bald men, balding, aging related saying / slogan / quote.

Algebra Formula Equation Humor

Algebra Formula Equation Humor
Mathematical Formulas Numbers. Not everyone loves Algebra. The answer is y should I care? (why should I care?). Funny Algebra Equation Design.

Sadly People Using Proper English Humor

Sadly People Using Proper English Humor
Sadly, The Days of People Using Proper English are Went. Funny Grammar Humor Saying.

Thinking in French and Spanish

Thinking in French and Spanish
Ce moment en que empiezas a penser en deux langues al mismo tiempo. Funny French and English language. Bilingual typography in black text. That moment when you start thinking in two languages at the s

Thinking in French and English

Thinking in French and English
Ce moment when you start penser en deux langues at the same temps. Funny French and English language.

I'm Hilarious Saying

I'm Hilarious Saying
I try not laughing at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious! It's hard not to laugh at what you just said when it's so funny! Funny slogan / saying / quote.

Back Off I Have a Brother (pink)

Back Off I Have a Brother (pink)
Back Off I have a brother and I'm not afraid to use him. Funny saying / quote in pink and purple text.

Back Off I Have a Brother

Back Off I Have a Brother
Back Off I have a brother and I'm not afraid to use him. Graphic text saying in bold blue fonts/text.

Back Off I Have a Sister (pink)

Back Off I Have a Sister (pink)
Back Off I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her. Funny saying / quote in pink and purple text.

Back Off I Have a Sister

Back Off I Have a Sister
Back Off I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her. Great if you have a big sister or a little sister that isn't afraid to back you up and take your side.

Monday So Far From Friday

Monday So Far From Friday
Why is Monday So Far From Friday and Friday so Near to Monday? Funny weekend saying / quote.

Look At Me Like Chocolate Cake

Look At Me Like Chocolate Cake
I want someone to look at me like I look at Chocolate Cake. Funny Saying.

What if I'm sexy and I don't know it?

What if I'm sexy and I don't know it?
What if I'm sexy and I don't know it? Do I wiggle about it? If so how many times? But it's ok if you don't know it, or pretend not to know it. You don't want to look conceited.

Mosquitoes Should Suck Fat

Mosquitoes Should Suck Fat
If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Funny and humorous saying/quote.Wouldn't it be great if their purpose was to suck out fat instead of blood? No one would have a weight problem.

Learning From Mistakes

Learning From Mistakes
I've learned so much from my mistakes... I'm thinking of making some more. Funny quote about making mistakes and learning from them.

TGIF Thank God I'm Fabulous

TGIF Thank God I'm Fabulous
TGIF Thank God I'm Fabulous
Parody of Thank God it's Friday!

Women are Angels

Women are Angels
Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... on a broomstick. We're flexible like that!

Don’t think too much

Don’t think too much
Don’t think too much. You’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

There's no need to interact with me

There's no need to interact with me
There's no need to interact with me. I'm just here to observe. Funny one-liner from TV Sitcom Big Bang Theory's Sheldon Cooper quote.

Anger Management

Anger Management
My anger management class pisses me off! Funny saying / quote. If you flunked anger management, this is for you. Even if you never attended any classes because you're too angry to admit you're angry.

Best Friends Knows

Best Friends Knows
"You will always be my best friend... you know too much!" Funny saying for and about best friends. Funny Friendship Saying.

Family Tree Humor

Family Tree Humor
Every family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples. This funny saying with an image of a tree with a couple of acorn nuts, lemons, and apples with worms. Added to this funny illust

Damn I'm Good!

Damn I'm Good!
If you're good at what you do and you know it, and want others to know it, show it with these novelty products.

Twinkle Twinkle I'm a Star

Twinkle Twinkle I'm a Star
Parody from the popular nursery rhyme: "Twinkle Twinkle little star" with Cute pink and purple stars surrounding it on T-Shirts & Products.

Be a Vampire

Be a Vampire
When all the little girls wanted to be a Ballet Dancer, I wanted to be a Vampire. Inspired by Angelina Jolie. Novelty and original T-Shirts & Gifts.

Dog Years Humor

Dog Years Humor
In Dog Years - I'm Dead! Funny saying with a cartoon illustration of a dog. Multiply your age by 7, and see how old you'd be in dog years. See this fun and silly quote on our T-Shirts & Gifts.

Shit Happens

Shit Happens
We all know that "shit happens", for some more often than not. Funny image of a bear stealing a tent while someone is out camping. See this design on our Tees, Apparels, and Products.

Don't Piss Me Off!

Don't Piss Me Off!
Don't Piss Me Off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Funny saying / quote. Offensive smartass quote.

Crazy Friends

Crazy Friends
You don't have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps. See this funny and humorous sweet saying design with a silly panda image on our T-Shirts & Gifts.

Best Friends

Best Friends
They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public - Funny quote / saying about best friends on our T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, buttons, and many more.

IF YOU CANT TAKE THE HEAT

IF YOU CANT TAKE THE HEAT
DONT TICKLE THE DRAGON...On T-Shirts and MORE...

Let the stress begin!

Let the stress begin!
Does stress start in the morning, at the job, certain places you go? This quote/saying is perfect for any stressful situation.

HELL

HELL
I'm the only Hell my mama ever raised! - Funny and humorous statement on our t-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.

Short Attention Span

Short Attention Span
They say I have a short attention span, they just don't understand... Oh, look a Chicken! - See this design on our apparels and products.

Short Attention Span

Short Attention Span
They say I have a short attention span, they just don't understand... Oh, look a kitty! See this funny design on our apparels and products. This ADD design with a cat / kitty image.

Short Attention Span..

Short Attention Span..
I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh, look a kitty! - T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, thongs, boxers, mugs, steins, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

SAVE A HORSE...

SAVE A HORSE...
RIDE A COWBOY...On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, mugs, steins,and stickers and more.

Hear No Evil...

Hear No Evil...
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. - Three monkeys with text. T-shirts, shirts, dog shirts, tile box, tile coasters, mugs, mousepads, journals / blank books, magnets, buttons, stickers, and mor

Hear No Evil...

Hear No Evil...
Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil, Have no fun. - On the t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, etc, the monkeys are lined up straight. See this design on our apparels and products.

Hear No Evil Penguin

Hear No Evil Penguin
Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil. - With 3 Penguins. Instead of the usual monkeys, have it with penguins. See this design on all our apparels and many of our products.

you quack me up

you quack me up
On T-Shirts and more...

All Stressed Out!

All Stressed Out!
And No One To Choke! - See this design on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

First-Class Forgetter

First-Class Forgetter
First-Class Forgetter! - For the really forgetful people! Comes in two different styles of font/text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Friends don't let...

Friends don't let...
...friends drive naked! - T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers.

Housework...

Housework...
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Choose between two different font/text on T-Shirts, Shirts, bags, mugs, aprons, buttons, magnets, Stickers, and more.

In God we trust..

In God we trust..
.. all others must pay cash. - T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers.

Keep Staring...

Keep Staring...
Keep Staring... I may do a trick! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Closed Minds

Closed Minds
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Comes in dark and/or light colored fonts on our apparels and products.

I am right ...

I am right ...
My opinions may have change but not the fact that I am right! - Choose between 4 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

I'm not totally useless..

I'm not totally useless..
.. I can be used as a bad example. - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, and stickers.

Not Your Fault

Not Your Fault
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you! Shirts, Mugs, Bumper Stickers and Bags.

Save a Horse...

Save a Horse...
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, mugs, steins, and stickers.

Science Fiction

Science Fiction
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - See this funny line on many of our products.

Dancing Skeletons

Dancing Skeletons
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - See this quote / saying on many, many, products & apparels!

Danger! Contents...

Danger! Contents...
Danger! Contents under extreme pressure - T-shirts, shirts, aprons, bags, buttons, magnets, stickers, and more.

I'm Bored

I'm Bored
Please entertain me, I'm bored. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid's shirts, infants, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.

I've lowered my expectations..

I've lowered my expectations..
.. to the point where they've already been met! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Popularity

Popularity
Popularity is a social disease. Funny and humorous t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, caps, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers and more.

America Land of the Free...

America Land of the Free...
America Land of the Free - Some Restrictions May Apply. 3 different designs to choose from.

I don't care

I don't care
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, and bumper stickers.

I often quote myself...

I often quote myself...
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.

One of the keys to happiness..

One of the keys to happiness..
. is a bad memory! - T-shirts, shirts, messenger bags, tote bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

I can't complain ..

I can't complain ..
.. but sometimes I still do - T-shirts, shirts, caps, and bumper stickers.

Live Forever ...

Live Forever ...
I intend to live forever - So far so good! - Choose between two different designs on our apparels and products.

To Be This Poor!

To Be This Poor!
I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. - Shirts, T-Shirts, Mugs, Stickers and Bags.

I'm on a 30 day diet..

I'm on a 30 day diet..
.. so far I've lost 15 days! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, and bumper stickers.

Waiting for Mr.Right

Waiting for Mr.Right
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, steins, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

WoMEN Problem

WoMEN Problem
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdown, Menstrual cramps, Menopause. Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN? T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, and magnets.

Déjà Vu

Déjà Vu
Déjà Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. T-shirts, shirts, bags, mugs, stickers, and fridge ma

I love reality shows..

I love reality shows..
.. I hate reality! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, caps, mugs, steins, bumper stickers.

I'm not afraid to die..

I'm not afraid to die..
.. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, aprons, magnets, buttons, stickers, and much more!

Stress!

Stress!
Stress: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it!

I thought I wanted a career..

I thought I wanted a career..
.. turns out I just wanted paychecks! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

The Wild Life

The Wild Life
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, keepsake boxes, tile coasters, tiled pictures, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

WARNING

WARNING
Contains Bitterness & Resentment On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and more.

Damn Right I'm Good...

Damn Right I'm Good...
Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days! Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, aprons, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I'm not a pack rat...

I'm not a pack rat...
..I'm a collector. On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, underwears, mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and more!

Everyone seems normal..

Everyone seems normal..
.. until you get to know them. T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, and bumper stickers.

I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed!

I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed!
On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, black shirts, kid shirts, underwears, bags, and more!

Nothing is illegal ...

Nothing is illegal ...
Nothing is illegal until you get caught! - Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and many more!

Fantasize!

Fantasize!
.. You're less likely to be disapointed! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

Rat Race

Rat Race
I don't mind the rat race but I could do with a little more cheese. - Funny saying and cartoons on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

Stupid

Stupid
You're never too old to learn something stupid. - Choose between black or green text/fonts.

Cows come and go...

Cows come and go...
.. but bull lasts forever! - T-shirts, shirts, coffee mugs, steins, tote bags, messenger bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.

My Parents are nuts!

My Parents are nuts!
On T-shirts, kid shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Save the earth! It's the only...

Save the earth! It's the only...
.. planet with CHOCOLATE! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Don't rush me...

Don't rush me...
.. I get paid by the hour! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.

Fox on the run

Fox on the run
On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, dog shirts, tote bags, messenger bags.

WARNING! Blonde Thinking!

WARNING! Blonde Thinking!
T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, bags, throw pillows, magnets, buttons, journals/blank books, postage pals, stickers, and more!

Don't take life so seriously..

Don't take life so seriously..
..you can't get out alive. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, dog shirts, kid shirts, teddies, stickers, magnets, and more!

Stress is when ...

Stress is when ...
.. you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. - T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize!
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, beer steins, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.

If you can't stand the heat...

If you can't stand the heat...
If you can't stand the heat don't tickle the dragon! - Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Deja Moo: The feeling...

Deja Moo: The feeling...
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, coffee & beer mugs, and fridge magnets.

Divorce from the latin word...

Divorce from the latin word...
Divorce from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.

The devil made me do it!

The devil made me do it!
Funny saying on blaming satan when you did something wrong. See this religious humor quote with a cute devil image on our Tees & Gifts.

Lost in thought...

Lost in thought...
.. it was unfamiliar territory, please send search party - On t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, beer steins, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Fisherman Saying

Fisherman Saying
Size isn't important unless you're a fisherman. - Funny saying for the hobby fishing. Even non fishermen enjoy this fishing design and humorous fish size pun. Tees, Apparels, & Products.

Everytime I think I've hit...

Everytime I think I've hit...
.. bottom, someone lends me a shovel. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, coffee mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I am open to suggestions...

I am open to suggestions...
I am open to suggestions just not to taking them! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Don't hate yourself in the morning...

Don't hate yourself in the morning...
Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Never insult an alligator..

Never insult an alligator..
.. until after you have crossed the river. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Marriage means...

Marriage means...
.. commitment, of course so does insanity! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, coffe mugs, beer steins, tote bags, messenger bags, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Never wrestle with a pig..

Never wrestle with a pig..
Never wrestle with a pig, you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it! - Choose between 3 different designed font / designs on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and bumper stickers.

Lord, if I can't be skinny..

Lord, if I can't be skinny..
Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T - shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

We all have problems..

We all have problems..
.. mine are just more important than yours! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I tried to contain myself..

I tried to contain myself..
.. but I escaped - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

If something goes without...

If something goes without...
If something goes without saying, let it! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

A good fantasy

A good fantasy
Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

I don't suffer from stress..

I don't suffer from stress..
.. I'm merely a carrier - On T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Lead me not into temptation...

Lead me not into temptation...
Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Lost in thought...

Lost in thought...
I just got lost in thought, it was an unfamiliar territory - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I'm Objective

I'm Objective
I'm objective, I object to everything! - Choose between 4 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.

Love at first sight

Love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

If life gives you lemons..

If life gives you lemons..
.. throw them at someone! - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, bags, mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

No Strings Attached

No Strings Attached
.. they're just not attached. - Funny and humorous saying. See this funny statement on Tshirts, shirts, stickers, and caps/hats.

I don't necessarily agree..

I don't necessarily agree..
.. with everything I say! - Funny and humorous quote by Marshall McLuhan on our T-Shirts, Shirts, Stickers,Caps and more.

Live Forever Humor

Live Forever Humor
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Funny word play statement on many different T-Shirts, Shirts, gears, Stickers, and more.

Free of Prejudice Humor

Free of Prejudice Humor
I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally! - No one can say you're prejudice against someone if you all hate everyone, can they? T-shirts and more.

Learning Confusion Humor

Learning Confusion Humor
The more I learn the less I understand. - Funny saying about studying or trying to get wiser and being more confused on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and more.

Closed Minds

Closed Minds
If only closed minds came with closed mouths! - Gotta love dry humor that has truth! See this funny saying on Tees & Products. This humorous saying also comes in brown & blue.

Cynical Humor Saying

Cynical Humor Saying
I'm not cynial, I'm just experienced! - Funny and humorous saying about not trusting. See this cynic saying on our many different T-shirts, shirts, mugs, stickers, and more.

Bitter and Resentment Saying

Bitter and Resentment Saying
Warning: Contains bitterness and resentment - Funny saying for when you're bitter and resent someone or something on T-Shirts, shirts, mugs, buttons, and more.

You're Unique!

You're Unique!
Always remember you're unique just like everyone else! - Funny and clever saying on T-shirts, shirts, magnets, and stickers and more.

P.M.S. Meaning

P.M.S. Meaning
P.M.S. Punish Men Severely! - Funny one liner about what PMS stands for on T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I don't mind coming to work..

I don't mind coming to work..
.. but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch! - Funny work saying on T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers and more.

I still miss my EX..

I still miss my EX..
.. but my aim is improving! - Funny play on word saying. This humorous innuendo about past relationships on our many different TShirts and Products.

The torture never stops!

The torture never stops!
T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers.

I'm gonna survive...

I'm gonna survive...
.. even if it kills me! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers.


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