Welcome!
We can't be happier to see you here. You look maaahvelous!
You know, any of our shirts would look spectacular on you. Would we lie to you?

Didn't Mean Anything	Thinking of You "I Was Thinking of You the Whole Time" Suuuure you were. Just keep saying that. Better, yet, wear the t-shirt.	I'll Call You "I'll call you." Suuuuurrrre you will. And we'll be waiting by the phone.
Loved Your Script One of those quintessential Hollywood expressions; "Loved your script!"	Don't Look Your Age	We'll Do Lunch Another empty Holywood-generated promise, now used throughout the business world!
Left You Messages	It's Not You, It's Me "It's not, it's me" is your get-out-jail card." Keeping saying until *you* believe it, even if no one else does!	Couldn't Be Happier
Take Out Garbage	Have to Wash My Hair	Dog Ate It
On You It's Good	Just About to Call You	Hope You'll Be Happy
That Dress...	Just One Time