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We can't be happier to see you here. You look maaahvelous!
You know, any of our shirts would look spectacular on you. Would we lie to you?

Didn't Mean Anything

Thinking of You

Thinking of You
"I Was Thinking of You the Whole Time" Suuuure you were. Just keep saying that. Better, yet, wear the t-shirt.

I'll Call You

I'll Call You
"I'll call you." Suuuuurrrre you will. And we'll be waiting by the phone.

Loved Your Script

Loved Your Script
One of those quintessential Hollywood expressions; "Loved your script!"

Don't Look Your Age

We'll Do Lunch

We'll Do Lunch
Another empty Holywood-generated promise, now used throughout the business world!

Left You Messages

It's Not You, It's Me

It's Not You, It's Me
"It's not, it's me" is your get-out-jail card." Keeping saying until *you* believe it, even if no one else does!

Couldn't Be Happier

Take Out Garbage

Have to Wash My Hair

Dog Ate It

On You It's Good

Just About to Call You

Hope You'll Be Happy

That Dress...

Just One Time

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