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A collection of our funny, but not-so-nice t-shirts & gift designs. Drinking shirts, too! Popular with the bar & college crowd.

Not Going to Lick Itself

Fox Sake

Fox Sake
Oh for fox sake! Here's one that you can argue is not offense because it has no "bad words"!

68 Owe You One

68 Owe You One
Do me and I'll owe you one!

911 Chalk Outlines

911 Chalk Outlines
911 brings the guys who draw the chalk outlines. The 2nd Amendment gives me the power to determine who they trace

God's Fan Club

God's Fan Club
I have nothing against God, it's his fan club that gets on my nerves!

Good Spanking

Good Spanking
I just love a good spanking

Getting Off Your Ass

Getting Off Your Ass
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you!

Lick Better Than You Look

Lick Better Than You Look
Perfect for the ladies!

I12FQ

I12FQ
Just say it slow, you'll get it. And so will they.

Contains an Asshole

Contains an Asshole
Warning - this shirt DOES contain an asshole!

Stupidity Is Not a Crime

Stupidity Is Not a Crime
Stupidity is not a crime... so you're free to go.

Easy There Big Boy

Easy There Big Boy
You can be replaced with a zucchini!

Beware of Dog

Beware of Dog
He eats everything his owner shoots!

Surprise Sex

Surprise Sex
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless you're in prison.

Scooter - Other Ride is Your Mom

Scooter - Other Ride is Your Mom
Give a laugh to those other old folks on their mobility scooters... my other ride is your mom!

Obama Loves America

Obama Loves America
Yes he does, just like OJ loved Nicole.

Legalization. Marijuana likes this

Legalization. Marijuana likes this
Legalize marijuana... it likes it.

More Cushion for the Pushin'

More Cushion for the Pushin'
Suggestive little quote, isn't it?

Anger Management

Anger Management
I don't need anger management... you just need to shut the f*ck up!

It's Not Gonna Lick Itself

It's Not Gonna Lick Itself
It's flirty, it's suggestive, but it's true. It's not gonna lick itself.

You Just Suck At It

You Just Suck At It
If at first you don't succeed.... maybe you just suck at it. Hey, truth hurts!

I Pooped Today!

I Pooped Today!
Everyone knows someone who gets overly excited on the days they poop and always have to tell anyone who will listen of their accomplishment.

Anger Management Class

Anger Management Class
My anger management class pisses me off. Ever had one of those days?

The Ass Family

The Ass Family
Hilarious, funny t-shirt that will get everyone laughing! Meet Jack, Smart, Lazy, Kiss & Dumb. The Ass Family.

The Cherry is Gone

The Cherry is Gone
but I still have the box it came in! Great for any woman who likes to tease. Good conversation starter. Perfect for Valentines Day, too!

No More Drugs

No More Drugs
Tired of teachers & schools diagnosing every other child for some type of learning disability, like ADHD or ADD or depression and suggesting Ritalin, Paxil or some other medication to the students?

Stupid Opinion

Stupid Opinion
Grab this popular shirt with the phrase "You have the right to your opinion and I have the right to think you're stupid". Perfect timing for the 2008 presidential election!

Duct Tape Over Your Mouth

Duct Tape Over Your Mouth
We all know people like that... duct tape over your mouth would look good right about now.
Duct Tape fixes everything, after all!

Stupid People

Stupid People
I see stupid people...
They are everywhere
They walk around like everyone else
They don't even know they are stupid

Womans Right to Choose

Womans Right to Choose
... whatever gun she wants to carry!

Duck Off

Duck Off
Duck Off.... say it like you want it!

I Drink

No Guns

No Guns
Know guns, no crime.
No guns, know crime.
Simple.

Getting On My Nerves

Gun Control

Gun Control
A simple solution for simple minds!

*new* Tequila

*new* Tequila
Stolen from the song lyrics "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off". Popular with the college crowd! Two other designs available.

Stupid People

Stupid People
The world is filled with far too many stupid people.

I PUKED A LITTLE....

I PUKED A LITTLE....
Thanks to Sal and her clever little use of words in the forums.

P.M.S. Sidearm

P.M.S. Sidearm
PMS - Packin' my Sidearm

IMHO U R N IDIOT

IMHO U R N IDIOT
In my honest opinion, you are an idiot (for those who have no idea what the shirt says!)

A Good Piece of *

A Good Piece of *
A good piece of ass should be seen and not heard. Great quote for a night out at the bars!

Lovely Corpse

Lovely Corpse
You would make a lovely corpse

Say What You Mean

Say What You Mean
.... then shut up.

If The Phone Doesn't Ring

If The Phone Doesn't Ring
Simple quote that hopefully will give people the message.

Big Girl Panties

Big Girl Panties
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!

Hit me

Hit me
Ever wanted someone to hit you just because? Well here's the reason - you need money! Hey, it's a sue-happy society now, perfect t-shirt for everyone.

*new* Dumb People

*new* Dumb People
As requested by my husband who says he spends his days as a truck driver seeing dumb people (or in his words, idiots). Seems to be a rather popular saying! Two designs available.

2nd Amendment Written

2nd Amendment Written
It was written for you, written for me.

You remind me...

You remind me...
Everyone knows one and everyone meets another. Tell them they remind you of a dumbass you know!

Chemically Off Balanced

Chemically Off Balanced
Use political correctness to your advantage! You aren't a drunk, you are chemically off balanced!

Worst Day of My Life!

Worst Day of My Life!
Could you imagine? Give up smoking, drinking AND SEX? It would have to be the worst day. Ever.

S.O.B.E.R.

S.O.B.E.R.
Are you sick of all the banning going on in this country? Be S.O.B.E.R.!

You have ONE advantage over me...

You have ONE advantage over me...
You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

One wife too many

One wife too many
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Piss on Gun Control

Piss on Gun Control
Thats what I think about that.

The Reason I Drink

The Reason I Drink
Why do you drink? It's to make others more interesting. Admit it. Funny drinking shirt!

Recovering Catholic

Recovering Catholic
Hello, I'm a recovering Catholic. If you are, you know what I mean.

Revolution Loading...

Revolution Loading...
For those who believe the revolution is coming!

Stupidity Should Be Painful

Stupidity Should Be Painful
Stupidity Should Be Painful

Confused as a baby...

Confused as a baby...
This one will be sure to get some laughs - Confused as a baby in a strip club. Don't get much more confusing than that, does it?

Gun Protect Children

Gun Protect Children
If some people would raise their kids rights I wouldn't need a gun to protect mine.

Wipe Your Mouth

Wipe Your Mouth
A rather rude & obnoxious saying

Go Eat Worms

Go Eat Worms
The old saying goes; nobody loves me .... I might as well go eat worms. Well hey, just tell them straight to the point - go eat worms.

Virgin

Virgin
Look closely at the fine print. You are a virgin... aren't you? Perfect drinking shirt! Wear out to the bars... very popular with college students!

Have you hugged a germ today?

Have you hugged a germ today?
Have You Hugged a Germ Today? Don't you know that all this antibacterial stuff around us these days is breaking our immune systems down?

The Four Boxes of Liberty

The Four Boxes of Liberty
"There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury and ammo. Please use in that order."

Don't Breathe

Don't Breathe
Smokers can have a little attitude too. Non-smokers always have the offensive sayings, now smokers do too!

Gun and Dog

Gun and Dog
The dog is here to tell me you're here...the gun is here to tell you to leave.

Train of thought

Train of thought
Does your train of thought have a caboose? Everyone knows someone who they wish theirs did!

Kiss Off

Kiss Off
Just a tad bit of attitude on the Kiss Off t-shirt!

Go Play In Traffic

Go Play In Traffic
Go play in traffic. Something my wise father used to tell me to do as a child.

Happy Ever After

Happy Ever After
"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after". We are all living in that fairy tale moment, aren't we?

M.I.L.F. - Moms in love with firearms

M.I.L.F. - Moms in love with firearms
Are you a mom? Do you love guns? You're a MILF then!

Gun Owner Prayer

Gun Owner Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep. A loaded gun within my reach.

People Kill People

People Kill People
Simple response for the guns rights... No, I'm pretty sure that people kill people.

Warm Gun Happiness

Warm Gun Happiness
Happiness is a warm gun!

No Target

No Target
If you heard the shot, you weren't the target.

Fast Bullets

Fast Bullets
You can try to take my bullets but you are gonna have to take my bullets first and they are really fast.

This Girl Believes in the 2nd Amendment

This Girl Believes in the 2nd Amendment
For all the girls who stand up for their 2nd Amendment rights!

Believe in the 2nd

Believe in the 2nd
This guy believes in the 2nd amendment. Gun rights supporters must have!

When You Care Enough

When You Care Enough
Hollow Point... when you care enough to send the very best

Ban Assault Weapons

Ban Assault Weapons
Ban... the assault... on weapons!

Gun Control Dislike

Gun Control Dislike
Tell them how you really feel about gun control!

Concealed Weapon

Concealed Weapon
Does this concealed weapon make my ass look fat?

Gun Owner vs Victim

Gun Owner vs Victim
Gun Owner or Victim. Whats your choice?

Gun Control

Gun Control
Gun Control means never to say I missed.

Gun Owners Killed No One

Gun Owners Killed No One
65,999,987 Gun owners killed no one yesterday. For the pro-gun people!







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