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Thought provoking and a little twisted, the items here might make you laugh or just say "Huh?" Commenting on everything from gardening, technology and social media to earning a living, paranoia and differences between weddings and funerals, you'll find my unique art and sense of humor on t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, stickers, and more. More merchandise is added constantly with a wide range of tastes and tastelessness. Please feel free to browse and buy!

To find out more about these designs and the thoughts behind them go to the blog on the IdleThoughtsOnline.com website.

Grey Lives Matter	Pair o' Dice Lost	Looking For Wild Thyme	Advanceman for Nibiru
Golden Eye Of Horus	Know Past, Know Future	Black Cats Matter	You Can Read Cursive
No Pressure	Butt Dialing Ahead	Rather Sing Than Eat	Darwin Was Half Right.
By Invocation Only	I Am Greater Than U	No I in Team	A Bed Morning
I Love Your Butt	Daily Prescription	No Butt Dialing	Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
85% Text Free	Disclaimer	I'm Going to Hell	Meditation not Medication
Face in a Book	Suicide Note	Ignorant and Apathetic	Own Your Crazy
Flashbacks	My Fat Ass Fat Ass cups and mugs available too!	Animal Lives Matter	I Torture You
Witches Rede	Religious Extremists	Don't Worry About It	Fugue State
Never A Straight Answer	Will Work For Pizza	Adventure Map	Worms Everywhere
Keep Calm and Re-Boot	Law of Gravity	Free Range American	Honor Student
Got Bars?	Cat Lives Matter	Loud Voices	MOJO
Paranoid	On The Clock	One Phone Booth Away	Looks Like Weeds
Love is a Verb	Five Steps	Social Media	Trapped White Space
Involve Me	Missing Honey Bees	Shop Promo 1 Magnets $4.99	Shop Promo 1 Magnets $21.99
Shop Promo 1 Magnets $151.99	I'm Going to Hell Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt $25.99	Keep Calm and Re-Boot T-Shirt $23.99	Text Free T-Shirt $16.99
Bed Morning Boxer Shorts $13.99	Worms Everywhere Long Sleeve T-Shirt $25.99	Keep Calm and Re-Boot Long Sleeve T-Shirt $25.99	Lord Save Us T-Shirt $21.99
On The Clock Mug $11.99	Work For Pizza Plus Size T-Shirt $26.99	Window Large Mug $12.99