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Four Pills, Twice a Day'Look, you've got to stop thinking that one little pill is going to solve all your problems...You need to take at least four, twice a day.' |
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Immunity From Liability"I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast." |
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Golf Pencil'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.' |
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How Contagious?'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?' |
Invasive Surgery"For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet." |
Eloquent Ivory"See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.'" |
Great Ape'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.' |
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Grande Coffee'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.' |
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Holy Moley Holy Moley: cartoon of the pope at the dermatologist |
Drugs Right for Me?'Okay, so that one's not right for me either... Is Zythoranex right for me?' prescription drug doctor cartoon |
Won't make you stronger 'Let's just say, whatever it is, it won't be making you any stronger.' doctor death diagnosis cartoon |
At Least One Medication 'There's nothing wrong with you, but I think everyone your age should be on at least one medication.' old age medication cartoon |
Good Kind of Cancer 'I'm afraid it's cancer...And not the good kind.' sarcastic oncology cancer cartoon |
Cure for Everything 'You should probably just ignore that. Your insurance doesn't even begin to cover it.'doctor and medical cartoon |
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Expensive Psychotherapy'These psychotherapy sessions will help us uncover the root of your problem, but I warn you...We're going to be delving deep...deep...deep into your savings account.' Cartoon about expensive psychothe |
Yoga Studio Doors Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234. Cartoon about yoga and breathing exercises |
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Paranoia Center Center for the Study of Clinical Paranoia: 'Out to get you' cartoon about paranoia |
Mr. Hypochondriac 'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?' Cartoon of a skeleton and a nurse accusing him of hypochondria |
'You're fine.''You're fine.' Doctor cartoon with a vulture outside the window |
Cooties diagnosis 'It's just as I thought... Cooties.' Doctor diagnoses kid with cooties cartoon. |
Therapist Hypocrisy 'Look, going to strip clubs just isn't a healthy coping strategy...Those women only seem interested in you and your problems because they know you're going to pay them.' The hypocrisy of a psychiatris |
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Drugs get me to normal'I know what you mean... These things used to help me concentrate. Now they just get me to normal.' |
