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Word For Word "So if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead and read out each slide word for word in a droning monotone until you all yearn for the sweet release of death." |
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Improve the Product "Come on, people, think!... If we don't find a way out of this, we'll actually have to improve the product." |
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Something Opened Up 'Remember that promotion you were asking for last month, , ,Well, something just opened up,' |
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Bum Resume 'There were a lot of highly qualified applicants, but I was particularly impressed by your resume.' Will work for food cartoon |
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Substantial Suspension 'No, your thumb is covering up the paper there...We've given you a substantial SUSpension.' retirement pension cartoon |