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Dylan Exam Why Bob Dylan never made it through college. |
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No time to practice "Before we start, I just wanted to say that I'm really not prepared for this operation, I mean, I just couldn't find any time to practice this week." |
Practicing Presentation'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation to explain why I didn't have time to practice this week.' |
Cage Pianist 'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'. |
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Like Elvis 'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?' |
Devil in Music Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered. |
Fur Elise "Don't be silly, Elise...Of course I remembered your birthday." |
Emperor's New Concerto "Ah, Mr. Beethoven, how is my concerto coming along? I hope it has as much brilliance and flair as my new clothes." |
String Quartet MVP String quartet in which the first violinist has an MVP sign on his chair. |
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The Flatuist Typo: Flautist audition is attended by a "flatuist" who misread the sign. |
God's spit valve God creates the great lakes by releasing his trumpet spit valve. |
Schenker Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity. |
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Orchestration"Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing." |
The Endpin"It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!" |
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Staccato Touch"Alright Billy, until your 'staccato' touch improves, we'll be having our piano lessons here at the stove." |
Mephisto Waltz"The terms of my deal are simple, Mr. Liszt. I'll give you transcendental piano technique, but in return, I want a bunch of waltzes named after me. |
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Expensive Piano 'Sweetie, don't play with that. It was very expensive.' Expensive piano as a piece of furniture cartoon |
