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God Wakes Up"Uggh, is that the time? I've gotta be everywhere in 20 minutes." |
An Eternity Together"You want to spend eternity together?...I think these past 20 seconds were more than enough." |
Apples in Eden"Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region." |
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English?"English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?" |
Some Kind of JokeThe Pope and a Rabbi walk in to a bar, and the bartender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?" |
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PreyboyCatholic Priest reading "Preyboy" Magazine. |
Heavenly surpriseThe Pope, a Rabbi, and a Muslim find Zeus at the pearly gates to heaven. |
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God Damn You Cartoon of a Devil saying "God Damn You" to a friend who sneezes |
Church Surveillance '...But in case God misses something...' Church with a surveillance camera cartoon |
Life of Sacrifice 'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.' Missionary human sacrifice cartoon |
Holy SmokesHoly Smokes: carton of the Pope smoking a cigarette |
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Holy MacaroniHoly Macaroni Pope cartoon of pope eating macaroni and cheese |
Holy GuacamoleHoly Guacamole. Pope cartoon eating in a Mexican restaurant |
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T.S.I.F. 'T.S.I.F.' Thank Satan It's Friday devils in hell cartoon |
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Faith Based Initiative 'Before we start, let me just say how much we all appreciate your help in ensuring the success of this government funded, faith-based initiative.' Cartoon of Aztec execution on a pyramid |
'Go to Hell''Go to Hell' Cab driver driving the devil cartoon |