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» I Pooped Today!
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» I Drink To Make You Pretty Shirts
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» For Every Animal Shirts
» I Will Kill You Shirts
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» Dear Santa T-Shirts
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» Lady's Choice Shirts
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» Gang Rape Shirts
» Run Fast Shirts
» You'll Burn In Hell Shirts
» "68" Shirts
» Shut The Hell Up Shirts
» Chicken Chokes Shirts
» It's Loopris Shirts
» Help! Shirts
» 2 Scoops 1 Cup Shirts
» Stop Abortion Shirts
» Rent Money Shirts
» Native American Shirts
» Maria Kay Shirts
» Jesus Loves You Shirts
» You're Hot Shirts
» I Love You Like... Shirts
» Un-Screw You Shirts
» Sometimes I Pee Shirts
» Cracker Shirts
» The Sperminator Shirts
» Sorry Shirts
» No Speaky Spanish Shirts
» Shit Happens Shirts
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» Does This Shirt... Shirts
» I Found Jesus Shirts
» Damn Skippy Shirts
» Boobies Shirts
» Alzheimer's Shirts
» Ugly Little Thing Shirts
» Stop Rape Shirts
» Plays Well Shirts
» iLick Shirts
» 10 Inches Shirts
» I Used To.. Shirts
» Really Awkward Shirts
» ESP Shirts
» Thanks Shirts
» 100% Organic Shirts
» Excellent Cervix Shirts
» Born Against Christian Shirts
» Chloroform Shirts
» I'm So Adorable Shirts
» It's Not Gay Shirts
» Condom Shirts
» Do My Friends.. Shirts
» Women Will Never... Shirts
» Not Your Type Shirts
» Flame On Shirts
» Only Using You Shirts
» Jose's Immigration Shirts
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» I Want You Shirts
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Welcome to Horrid Tees
Horrid Tees are shirts that may get you beaten up. Hell, we don't care. Wear 'em. Get killed. Burn in Hell. As long as you buy 'em, it's all good.

Straight White Female

Straight White Female
Are you straight? White? Still waiting on that privilege everyone's talking about? Well, get in line!

Straight White Male

Straight White Male
Are you straight? White? Still waiting on that privilege everyone's talking about? Well, get in line!

Make America Grate Again

Make America Grate Again
We need to take action now! Ban pre-shredded cheese! Yes! Make America Grate Again!

LGBTQ

LGBTQ
I'm pro LGBTQ - all for it.

Feminist

Feminist
Oh sure, everyone's a feminist..... That is until they need something HEAVY lifted!

Pinky Toe

Pinky Toe
Yeah, you're just like a pinky toe... all cute and little... and...

That's Gross!

That's Gross!
That's GROSS! Well, unless you're up for it? Hmm....

Trumpty Dump

Trumpty Dump
Let's all do the Trumpty Dump! Clean up!

Vote

Vote
Vote or Shut up - enough said!

We Can Dance

We Can Dance
'Cause if your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine. Totally excellent retro design for the dancer in all of us.

I Had A Threesome

I Had A Threesome
I had a threesome last night... There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a pretty good time!

I Pooped Today!

I Pooped Today!
I Pooped Today! Yay! Hilarious design to announce your accomplishment!

Look To Your Left

Look To Your Left
Look to your left.. YOUR LEFT, idiot! Great design with an arrow directing peoples' eyes to the right so you can put a smile on their faces!

Attempted Murder

Attempted Murder
When you only have two crows, you have an attempted murder at hand.. Not a whole murder.. Of crows... Look it up.

Cat Hair

Cat Hair
Cat hair is lonely people glitter. Shiny, shiny glitter.

Ditch The Paper

Ditch The Paper
Ditch the paper.... Go for vapor. Vapes all around will love this design! e-Cigarettes are the way forward!

Where There's A Pill

Where There's A Pill
Where there's a pill, there's a way... Ahhhh the little blue wonder pill. There's always a way with the little blue wonder pill.

Touch Your Boobs

Touch Your Boobs
Why you should let me touch your boobs.. There are so many reasons why. Hands as soft as a baby's bottom... I might find cancer... no downsides.. and look at the puppy. The puppy wants you to let me.

I'm Not Losing Hair

I'm Not Losing Hair
I'm not losing hair... I'm getting head. That's the way to look at things! Awesome design for those who are getting... well - you know.

Password

I Need An Adult

I Need An Adult
I need an adult! I need an ADULT!!! Great design for those... ahem... uncomfortable moments in life. Heh.

Unstoppable!

Unstoppable!
Hilarious T-Rex shirt with "grabbers" - Now he's UNSTOPPABLE! You go, Tyrannosaurus Rex, you go.

Women Can Fake..

Women Can Fake..
Women can fake an orgasm. So what? MEN can fake an entire RELATIONSHIP! Hilarious design sure go get 'em yuk-yukking any time.

Feed Me Elves

Feed Me Elves
Feed me elves. I poop presents! What a great Christmas tree to have! Hilarious design that's so funny you may just poop presents too!

Fartacus

Fartacus
I am Fartacus. Fear me and tremble. Excellent hilarious design for the Fartacus in your life.

Show Me On The Doll

Show Me On The Doll
Show me on the doll where you want me to touch you. Go ahead & point it right out there. Excellent design that may help you cop a feel.

I Atom Coitus

I Atom Coitus
I love coitus... Er...I mean I ATOM coitus. Excellent design for any BBT fan out there, or for the physicist or nerd in anyone.

I Do Coitus Well

I Do Coitus Well
I atom coitus. Anyone who knows Sheldon will love this design! Perfect for all the fans, or for the physicist in you!

Ermahgerd

Ermahgerd
Ermahgerd! It's mah fevert thing ta seh! Excellent design to crack anyone up!

Gersberms

Gersberms
Ehrmagerd! Gersberms! Mah fevert berks! Now you can have the design of the hottest meme that's sure to crack everyone up!

Government In My Womb

Government In My Womb
If I wanted the Government in my womb, I'd have screwed a senator!!! Excellent design to commemorate Senator Judy Eason McIntyre holding up a similar sign protesting the "Personhood Bill" in Oklahoma!

Reddit / imgur 2012

Reddit / imgur 2012
That's right. Reddit / imgur for 2012! You know what's going on, show your pride on the 'net with this great 2012 design!

Make Me A Taco

Make Me A Taco
Make me a taco. Be-yotch. Excellent design.

Sweater

Sweater
I got a sweater for Christmas... too bad. I wanted a moaner or a screamer. Excellent 'gotcha' design for the holidays.

Baaaa Means Nooo! Shirts

Baaaa Means Nooo! Shirts
Baaaa means noooo! Don't you get it? Excellent design with a sheep on it, not quite ready for dating yet.

Stop Staring Shirts

Stop Staring Shirts
Hey you! Stop staring at my package! Geez. Awesome Christmas/Hanukkah/Holiday design.

BOObies Shirts

BOObies Shirts
GREAT Halloween design! BOObies! Who doesn't like boobies? And so appropriate since October is Breast Cancer Awareness month!

Jesus Is Lowered Shirts

Jesus Is Lowered Shirts
Jesus is Lowered. Way down low. Excellent Lowrider design for automobile enthusiasts and just funny people.

Repossessed Shirts

Repossessed Shirts
That explains everything! The economy is so bad that I could no longer afford the payments on my exorcism, so I was repossessed! Hell yeah!

King of Tying Knots Shirts

King of Tying Knots Shirts
Yes - another Acid Trip Lizard shirt! "Who are you? The King of tying knots? Do people come to you when they want a knot tied?" Awesome design!

Not My Chair Shirts

Not My Chair Shirts
Yes - it's the acid trip lizard... One of the best parts.. "Not my chair, not my problem... That's what I say." Excellent slogan!

Drinkin' Outta Cups Shirts

Drinkin' Outta Cups Shirts
You've seen the acid trip lizard, right? Well, here are your shirts in honor of that freakin' hilarious clip! Drinkin' out of cups...bein' a bitch.

If You Voted Shirts

If You Voted Shirts
Yeah... If you voted so as not to appear prejudiced, then you need to vote again so as not to appear to be an idiot. Great public service message.

Transgenders Shirts

Transgenders Shirts
Transgenders...More than meets the eyes... Transgenders...They're boys in disguise! Hey - kinda like those famous shape-shifting robots, huh? Awesome.

Bullseye Shirts

Bullseye Shirts
Hell yeah! We got him! Bullseye! Awesome patriotic (albeit a bit sicko, but hey - that's us!) shirt!

No

No "I" In Osama Shirts
Yes... We had to do it. Sorry. No - wait - we're NOT sorry! Hilarious Osama t-shirt - get 'em while they're hot!

Choking Hazard Shirts

Choking Hazard Shirts
WARNING - Wearer's pants contain large parts. Choking hazard. Ummm... yeah. Awesome bar shirt.

Designated Driver Shirts

Designated Driver Shirts
Just warning you, ladies. When I'm drunk, HE'S the designated driver! Gotta get fair warning out.

Bring Me A Donut

Bring Me A Donut
Bring me a donut. Now. Awesome dinosaur with coffee just waiting on its donut.

New Section

New Section
Bisexuals have a 50% less chance of having an accidental baby than heterosexuals. No - it's a fact. look it up.

Lucky Charms Shirts

Lucky Charms Shirts
Great St. Pat's shirt. Remind the boys to keep their hands off your Lucky Charms! Four leaf clovers ARE always lucky... Well, so are boobs.

Gun Control Gear

Gun Control Gear
Gun control? I'll show you gun control. MY idea of gun control is using BOTH HANDS! Awesome gear for the Second Amendment fans.

Zombies Eat Brains Shirts

Zombies Eat Brains Shirts
Are you preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse? Zombies eat brains, so you're not in any danger. Go get 'em, Skippy. Wear your helmet.

Sudo Shirts

Sudo Shirts
Bring me the remote... What? Get up and get it yourself!... Okay - SUDO bring me the remote..... Okay.... Hilarious t-shirt for the Unix/Linux lover in all of us!

Fun and Games Shirts

Fun and Games Shirts
Oh sure - it's all fun and games. That is 'til someone loses a weiner.

Color Blind Shirts

Color Blind Shirts
Yeah - screw the color blind. They won't be offended - they can't read the shirt.

Who's Your Pep Pep? Shirts

Who's Your Pep Pep? Shirts
So, who's YOUR pep pep? If you're a fan of the Tim & Eric Show, this shirt is a must-have.

Chippy Shirts

Chippy Shirts
Where's my Chippy? Hmmmm? If you're a fan of the Tim & Eric Show, this shirt is a must-have!

Not A Drill Shirts

Not A Drill Shirts
This is NOT a drill... I repeat - this is NOT a drill! Excellent design for the handyman or just the funny person in all of u

Only A Drill Shirts

Only A Drill Shirts
Remain calm... This is only a drill. Excellent shirt for that handyman (or woman!) in your life!

Meteorologist Shirts

Meteorologist Shirts
I may not me a meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure I'm getting more than a couple of inches tonight. Yeah... I'm getting laid.

Muffin Top Shirts

Muffin Top Shirts
That's not a muffin top honey. That's a layered cake! Ewwwwww. Fashion faux-pas at its best.

I See What You Did There Shirts

I See What You Did There Shirts
I see what you did there... And also there. Hilarious shirt with a man whose eyes go in different directions. Great for a laugh!

Say Hello Shirts

Say Hello Shirts
Say hello to my little friend... Sweet shirt to wear out and about.

Child Support Shirts

Child Support Shirts
I just saved a bunch of money on child support by switching to condoms! How freakin' awesome is this sweet item?

Hello - You'll Do Shirts

Hello - You'll Do Shirts
Hello. You'll do. This is the shirt to wear to a bar! Don't be picky - Hell, just tell the first person you see that they'll do.

Oh God Shirts

Oh God Shirts
Oh God... It's happening again.. Make it stop! Heh - psychotic slogan for the psycho in all of us.

Planned Parenthood Shirts

Planned Parenthood Shirts
Abortion clinics and coat hangers. Nothing funnier! "I locked my keys in my car in front of an abortion clinic. I was terrified of going inside and asking to borrow a coat hanger."

I Drink To Make You Pretty Shirts

I Drink To Make You Pretty Shirts
I drink to make you pretty. And right now, you're very pretty. Awesome bar t-shirt.

Stop Pissing Me Off Shirts

Stop Pissing Me Off Shirts
No - I don't need anger management... You just need to STOP PISSING ME OFF! Great shirt with the best message ever.

I Lost My Leg Shirts

I Lost My Leg Shirts
I lost my leg.. in Nom. Nom nom nom, that is.. Hilarious design for the nerd in all of us.

Gentleman Shirts

Gentleman Shirts
Yeah... You can tell I'm a gentleman because I'll always offer to push in your stool... Literally. Now bend over... Sick design on a sick shirt!

I'll See Your Sumbich Shirts

I'll See Your Sumbich Shirts
Oh yeah? You want some of this? Well, I'll see your sumbich and raise you one asshole! Asshole. Great poker item.

For Every Animal Shirts

For Every Animal Shirts
For every animal you refuse to eat, I am going to eat three. Anti-vegan t-shirt. Wear it. They're too weak to beat the crap out of you.

I Will Kill You Shirts

I Will Kill You Shirts
Oh yeah? Well, I will kill you so hard - you'll die to death! Hilarious shirt to have.

Straight Shirts

Straight Shirts
Straight. Simple. To the point. Freakin' hilarious T-Shirt.

Good Time Shirts

Good Time Shirts
Nope. I'm not here to have a good time. I'm here to ruin yours. A party t-shirt that'll get you a laugh!

Dear Santa T-Shirts

Dear Santa T-Shirts
Dear Santa, I can explain... Yeah, we all have excuses for the crap we've done... Great Christmas t-shirt.

I Told Santa Shirts

I Told Santa Shirts
I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year... He doesn't think I'm such a good little girl any more. Hot Christmas T-Shirt!

Walking Alone Shirts

Walking Alone Shirts
So.... Are you walking to your car.... alone... later?

Lady's Choice Shirts

Lady's Choice Shirts
Let's see.. There's the shocker, then there's good ol' rock, paper, scissors. Lady's choice.. May I suggest scissors?

Butt Sex Shirts

Butt Sex Shirts
Yep, Butt Sex is a lot like broccoli... If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

Gang Rape Shirts

Gang Rape Shirts
It's true. 4 out of 5 people actually enjoy gang rape. Freaking awesome shirt.

Run Fast Shirts

Run Fast Shirts
Let's see - who can run faster - you scared, or me horny? I'll bet on horny. Fantastic t-shirt.

You'll Burn In Hell Shirts

You'll Burn In Hell Shirts
Now, now children... You'll burn in hell. Right along with the rest of the HorridTees crew. Get this t-shirt while it's hot!

"68" Shirts
Pfffft... Who needs 69 when you can do a 68? You do me and I'll owe you one. Now, THAT'S a t-shirt!

Shut The Hell Up Shirts

Shut The Hell Up Shirts
How about a nice cup of "Shut the hell up"? Hmmm??? Sounds nice. Awesome t-shirt for the short-tempered.

Chicken Chokes Shirts

Chicken Chokes Shirts
Oh yeah. We're burning in hell for this one. Kung Fu will never be the same, 'cause sometimes the chicken chokes back.

It's Loopris Shirts

It's Loopris Shirts
I have bad news... It's Loopris. A great "Hourse" shirt for all the fans.

Help! Shirts

Help! Shirts
Help! I don't know where I am but it's dark and I hear laughter. Awesome t-shirt.

2 Scoops 1 Cup Shirts

2 Scoops 1 Cup Shirts
They can have their 2 girls 1 cup. We've got 2 scoops 1 cup. Hell yeah. Awesome t-shirt for some great double-takes on an inside joke.

Stop Abortion Shirts

Stop Abortion Shirts
You know the best way to stop abortion? Kill whores. Yep. Awesome t-shirt.

Rent Money Shirts

Rent Money Shirts
So.... Anyone need to earn rent money? Great t-shirt that may just get you hella lucky.

Native American Shirts

Native American Shirts
Native Americans. Should have fought harder, you wimps. Absolutely horrid t-shirt made just for you.

Maria Kay Shirts

Maria Kay Shirts
Let me eenterest jou in a new line of cosmeticas. Maria Kay. Yes, it's a pallette of sharpies. What more could you want?

Jesus Loves You Shirts

Jesus Loves You Shirts
Jesus loves you. And so does Juan. They are quite the pair. Great hilarious t-shirt!

You're Hot Shirts

You're Hot Shirts
You're hot... and you're gonna get laid. You know how I know? Because I'm stronger. Great clubbing t-shirt.

I Love You Like... Shirts

I Love You Like... Shirts
I love you like a goth kid loves... oh wait.. That's right.. nothing. Hilarious t-shirt for anyone!

Un-Screw You Shirts

Un-Screw You Shirts
Sometimes you're wrong. This is the shirt for such a time. Un-screw you.

Sometimes I Pee Shirts

Sometimes I Pee Shirts
You know, sometimes I pee when I laugh. Okay, NOW you know. Superbly horrid t-shirt for the urine-stained.

Cracker Shirts

Cracker Shirts
Hey, cracker! Whassup? Classic t-shirt with a pic of a saltine that says it all. Cracker.

The Sperminator Shirts

The Sperminator Shirts
The Sperminator. 'Nuff said. Great t-shirt!

Sorry Shirts

Sorry Shirts
Sorry I didn't make it to church... Ummm... did we say you'd burn in hell?

No Speaky Spanish Shirts

No Speaky Spanish Shirts
Oh - so sorry... Me no speaky Spanish.. Great patriotic t-shirt!

Shit Happens Shirts

Shit Happens Shirts
Shit happens. In all religious sects.

Bitch Shirts

Bitch Shirts
Yeah honey... I'm not the girl next door... I'm the BITCH across the street! Bring it.

Chinese Guy/Girl Shirts

Chinese Guy/Girl Shirts
Yeah... I dated a Chinese girl once, but I was horny an hour later. Heh... Don't worry girls, there are tees saying "Chinese guy" at the bottom!

Does This Shirt... Shirts

Does This Shirt... Shirts
Hmmm... Does this shirt make my boobs look big? I think so.

I Found Jesus Shirts

I Found Jesus Shirts
I found him. So I called Immigration. Great anti-illegal t-shirt.

Damn Skippy Shirts

Damn Skippy Shirts
What's that you say? Damn skippy! Great t-shirt for the old school.

Boobies Shirts

Boobies Shirts
I LOVE big fake boobies. Hey, if you can touch 'em, they're real. Great t-shirt for strippers, bikers, or just the one who loves boobies.

Alzheimer's Shirts

Alzheimer's Shirts
I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's... Hey - wait..

Ugly Little Thing Shirts

Ugly Little Thing Shirts
Okay - let's get this straight... You want me to put that ugly little thing WHERE? Ya... Not damn likely.

Stop Rape Shirts

Stop Rape Shirts
Stop rape. Do your part by saying yes. Hell ya.

Plays Well Shirts

Plays Well Shirts
Plays well with others.. (OTHERS - not you). Great t-shirt for the anti-social.

iLick Shirts

iLick Shirts
iLick. Self-explanatory. Might get you a date. Might get you in a fight. Who cares.

10 Inches Shirts

10 Inches Shirts
Once this chick asked me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt, so I screwed her twice and hit her in the head with a hammer. Great t-shirt for a laugh.

I Used To.. Shirts

I Used To.. Shirts
I used to do drugs... Oh, I still do... But I used to, too. Great t-shirt for a double-take.

Really Awkward Shirts

Really Awkward Shirts
Well... This is really awkward. Umm... I gotta go. Great 'morning after' t-shirt.

ESP Shirts

ESP Shirts
Oh I know you don't believe in ESP. I know. A t-shirt for the smart ass in all of us.

Thanks Shirts

Thanks Shirts
Thanks for getting all those tattoos. No really. It saves us all the trouble of branding 'stupid' on your forehead. This is a t-shirt that will get you punched.

100% Organic Shirts

100% Organic Shirts
Yep. This shirt is 100 percent organic. Baby seals, spotted owls & California condors. All organic.

Excellent Cervix Shirts

Excellent Cervix Shirts
Yeah... well, I only tip for excellent cervix girls.

Born Against Christian Shirts

Born Against Christian Shirts
I'm a born-against Christian Shirt features a pentagram. Yeah. Burn in hell... We don't care.

Chloroform Shirts

Chloroform Shirts
So, tell me - Does this smell like chloroform to you? Great psychotic t-shirt.

I'm So Adorable Shirts

I'm So Adorable Shirts
Yeah - I'm so adorable, I fart kittens! Wanna see?

It's Not Gay Shirts

It's Not Gay Shirts
Go ahead... It's not gay if you're related. Just this once.

Condom Shirts

Condom Shirts
Well, if you're gonna act like one.. Might as well dress like one. Great condom t-shirt for going out!

Do My Friends.. Shirts

Do My Friends.. Shirts
Tell me... Do my friends make my ass look big? Or is it just my ass?

Women Will Never... Shirts

Women Will Never... Shirts
So, THAT'S why women will never be satisfied. Vibrating chocolate penises that ejaculate money don't exist. Great hilarious tee.

Not Your Type Shirts

Not Your Type Shirts
Sorry - I'm not your type. May I suggest something inflatable? Excellent shirt for the jackass that's always trying to pick you up.

Flame On Shirts

Flame On Shirts
Well, Flame On, honey! Now you can be as flaming as you wanna be with this great rainbow t-shirt.

Only Using You Shirts

Only Using You Shirts
Yes - I'm only using you. But if a rash develops, I'll discontinue use. Seriously.

Jose's Immigration Shirts

Jose's Immigration Shirts
Jose's Immigration & Lawn Service... We're sneakin' them through to mow for you! Hey - it's hard to find good help nowadays.

Abortion Shirts

Abortion Shirts
I'M the reason why abortion is legal. Wish you woulda changed your mind now, don't you? Horrid t-shirt in classic HorridTees style.

I Want You Shirts

I Want You Shirts
Uncle Sam says, "I want YOU.... To Speak English or LEAVE!!!" .... Well, so does every other patriotic American!!!

Cook Vegetables Shirts

Cook Vegetables Shirts
So, what DO you do with all those wheelchairs after you cook the vegetables? Oh yeah - you'll burn in hell for this one.

FYI Shirts

FYI Shirts
FYI - You're not really supposed to blow on it.. (That's just an expression) - In case you didn't know.

Mohammad Shirts

Mohammad Shirts
So what the hell's all the hooplah about anyway? A stupid picture of Mohammad? Well, let's clarify.

Midget Porn Shirts

Midget Porn Shirts
Midget Porn - well it SHOULD be half-priced. C'mon.

iFart Shirts

iFart Shirts
Okay, so some people have iPods. This shirt is self-explanatory.

Patch Shirts

Patch Shirts
If anyone wants to write a patch, what we need is one for human stupidity. Seriously.

WTF? Shirts

WTF? Shirts
WTF? We've all asked that question before. Go ahead. Admit it.

Breakup Bears!!!

Breakup Bears!!!
Welcome to My Breakup Bears - We have adorable teddy bears with slogans to help you break up with that no-longer-special someone. Slogans for divorce, breaking up, or just for hate gifts.

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Horrid Mugs

Horrid Mugs
Now you can travel with Horrid Tees' best designs!

Horrid Bumper Stickers

Horrid Bumper Stickers
Now you can do a drive-by insulting. Perfect bumper stickers for the Horrid Tee fan.

Custom Shirts

Custom Shirts
Believe it or not, we get people that want their own design on a shirt. pffffft... Go figure.


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