Alcoholic Beverages A tanker truck full of whiskey has to carry a placard and a person full of whiskey should, too |
Narcotics and Controlled Substances Frankly, if you don't get this one, you should probably have one of the shirts on, dude |
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Cosmetics, Beauty and Grooming Products A woman wearing an attractive scent poses as much of a threat to people as a tanker truck full of perfume - although it is a slightly different and more enjoyable threat |
Ideologies and Belief Systems Blue and white warnings alerting people to religions, systems of government and other hazardous ideas |
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Personality Traits These are as hazardous as any other idea, but as they are generally worn on the inside, they do sneak up on you |
Emotions and Psychological Issues These are a lot like thoughts, only highly irrational and extremely unpredictable |
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Occupations and Job Descriptions Blue and gold placards identifying occupations and other roles in society designed to warn people of potential hazards in dealing with these labeled individuals |
Intangibles Signs warning of personal repositories of things like "Wealth" and "Power" that aren't easily classified or quantified, but are potentially threatening |
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Organizations and Institutions Yellow and blue signs warning of the dangers present in organizations ranging from political parties to governments and their agencies to twelve-step programs |