Burn For World Peace A bible in flames and the words "Burn for instant world peace" puts the blame for death, destruction, and perpetual war where it belongs. On religion. |
Hate Fear Religion Familiar recycling sign with the words hate, fear, religion shows how they feed off each other. |
Say NO To Religion Bible with a cross and red X illustrates words "Say NO to drugs." Good message about the danger of cults. |
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Brain Sucking Zombie Two zombie hands of the undead with unraveling bandages with "religion" and the words "is a brain sucking zombie." |
Separation Church and State Dinosaur climbs from the ooze to remind us the Constitution guarantees us the right to not believe. "Freedom equals the distance between church and state." |
Religious Cock Fight Two roosters square off because as the words say "Religion is a never ending cock fight." Put an end to hate and stupid posturing. Wear your atheism proudly. |
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Religion Cultists Skull on cross, text asks "where does religion end and mental illness begin" for those who force their imaginary friend on you. |
Weapons Of Mass Destruction Symbols of the three major religions and the words "Weapons Of Mass Destruction" reminds us who really profits from war, hate, and division. |
Roach Jesus Black cockroach on a cross so you can celebrate the only creature that will survive the idiocy of religion. |
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Superstitious Nonsense Pair of dice and the words "The only difference between religion and superstition is the spelling." Stand upright and say no to religious nonsense. |
Flaming Skulls Cross Tired of the religion pushers? Give it back with mocking tribute to their cult of death with a cross of flaming skulls. |
Flaming Skulls Cross Tired of the religion pushers? Give it back with mocking tribute to their cult of death with a cross of flaming skulls. |
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Rapture Land Rapture Land is the newest christian theme park with dinosaurs, flying saucers, and scary monsters around a church. |
Mind Control Hollow-eyed shadow figure with bats and symbols of major religions with text "Religion, controlling stupid people for centuries." |
Religion Is Mind Control Shadowy figure releases religious plagues on the earth with words "Religion, a tool invented by the powerful to control the stupid." |
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Evolve Burst of white letters on blue shout out "Evolve!" Spread it around so the mouth breathers and knuckle draggers know not everyone is controlled by someone else's ideas. |
Church Of Greed Pirate preacher fondles his hoard of wealth he fleeced from the stupid. Text says "If money is the root of all evil why do churches always want more?" |
Heathen Flames Orange oval with flames and the word "Heathen" lets the bible whackers know you don't believe in your sky daddy and the flames of hell are good for roasting weenies. |
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Keep Your Religion Away Haunted demonic face scares away the religion pushers from interfering in your body. "Keep Your Religion Away From My Body" delivers message loud and clear. |
Recovering Catholic Chalice, branch of leaves, and flower with words "Recovering Catholic. The only thing left is guilt." Great way to let other escapees know they're not alone. |
It's Your Hell Flames with words inside that say "It's your hell. YOU burn in it." Great way to remind the god squad that not everyone believes in their fairy tales. |
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Not A Mindless Sheep Sheep stands under a cross flying a pirate flag and says "The Lord is not my shepherd because I am not a mindless sheep." |
Atheist Pledge Of Allegiance Obedient schoolchildren with hands over their hearts under the flag recite "One nation under Barney, the Easter Bunny and the Almighty Tooth Fairy." |
Godless Heathens Drinking Club Cocktail glass with the burning flames of hell, pirate flag and words "Godless Heathens Drinking Club." Drink up, you lovely savages. |
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Darwin Loves You Gorilla with a heart-shaped balloon and the words "Darwin Loves You." Great for atheists and others who believe in freedom FROM religion. |
Atheist Fish The major religions all have a symbol to promote their imaginary playmate. Now there's one for Atheists to show there's nothing there to play with: a picked clean fish skeleton and the word "Atheist." |
Dangerous Cults A cross, crescent moon and star, and six-sided star all symbolize the same thing: dangerous cults bent on world domination because they believe theirs is the only truth. |
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God Also Hates Shrimp Leviticus 11:9-12 says don't eat seafood that doesn't have fins or scales. So if you hate on gays, then better not eat shrimp because pick and choose hypocrites will never be god's BFF. |
Not Church Property Flag, capital building and the words "This belongs to all Americans. It is not church property" in red, white and blue. |
Atheist Star A red star forms the background for cut-out letters that say "Atheist." Good way to let people know Atheism is out there and growing stronger every day. |
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Boot Fetish Jesus Fish Pink Jesus fish has four feet wearing high-heeled pink boots with gold buttons. Get some laughs from fellow freethinkers and priceless glares from the cultists. |
Hate Tool The cross has become a symbol of hate against Gays, Women, other religions, non-believers,and atheists. Rough-hewn cross illustrated with chiseled style words "Tool for stirring up hate and fear." |
War On Women Republicans want to control women and their bodies. Tell them to back off with the crescent moon and star, christian cross, and star of David and text "Keep these out of my body!" |
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American Religion American television shows aliens, snakes, and Jesus interacting within several thousand years together. Represented here by alien Jesus on the cross offering followers snake to fondle. |
Catholic School Survivor This one is for you Catholic School survivors. It has a snake with that nasty apple on his head looking very tempting and the words "I survived Catholic School." |
Zombies Died For Your Sins A zombie hangs on a cross with bats flying around and bloody words saying: "Zombies died for your sins." Wear it next time the religion pushers come knocking at your door. |
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Only Sheep Need Shepherd A row of sheep march obediently in a line with a church in the background and the words "Only sheep need a shepherd." |
Jesus Ponies Dinosaurs, or as creationists call them: Jesus Ponies, go bad and hoist a pirate flag onto the cross, break into the bread and wine, and roast some fish. "When Jesus Ponies Go Bad." |
Cthulhu Died For You H. P. Lovecraft's tentacled monster, Cthulhu is portrayed in all his glory, complete with an all-seeing eye that stares accusingly above the text "Cthulhu died for your sins." |
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Imagine No Religion Gold and bronze lotus with purple and violet highlights and a purple peace sign in the middle asks you to "Imagine No Religion." |
Imagine No Religion Gold and bronze lotus with purple and violet highlights and a purple peace sign in the middle asks you to "Imagine No Religion." |
Atheist Fish 2 Now Atheists have a fish to display with this eaten fish that has just the bones showing and the word "Atheist." Wear it with pride. |
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No Religion Get the message across that you're not interested in any brand of religion with the familiar red circle slash with a cross, the Muslim crescent, and the star of David. |
No Religious Crap Red circle slash and the words "Your Religious Crap" sends a clear message that you're not interested in having anyone's beliefs forced on you. |
I Heart Darwin Show some love for Charles Darwin, science, and evolution with a red lacy heart and the words I and Darwin on either side to read "I Heart Darwin." |
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Godless Heathen For Peace Lacey green heart and the words "Another Godless Heathen For Harmony and World Peace." Perfect for atheists and peaceful non-religious. |
Hate From The Pulpit If you want to know how hate against gays, immigrants, and people of color spreads look no further than the pulpit. Outline of preacher, pulpit, and text "How Hate Spreads." |
Tax The Churches Churches preaching politics need to be taxed because they are no longer a religious organization but instead a political arm of a party."Preach politics? Start paying taxes." |
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Terrorism Of Religion Symbols of major religions in center of explosion says "Weapons of Mass Destruction" lays blame where it belongs, on power-hungry greedy theocrats. |
Religion Brainwashing Drink A pitcher of chilled red beverage and the word "Religion" scrawled across it is a reminder to be careful of what you swallow. It could do serious damage to your brain. |
Church Of Holy Condom Two condoms open and displayed in the shape of a cross is the new religion for all women of childbearing age after the forced birthers inflict their religion on the country. |
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Religion Is A Leash Noose with the words "Religion is a leash in the hands of the powerful" spreads the message it's not any sky daddy squeezing the life from you, just greedy churches. |
Bible Warning Warning sticker letting the unsuspecting know the Bible contains violence, prostitution, rape, and incest. Should be kept away from children and the vulnerable. |
Jesus Is Coming Marijuana leaf with words "Jesus is coming. Hide the bong." Great way to poke at religion and celebrate the joys of the noble weed. |
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Atheist Dinosaurs Two dinosaurs grill a Jesus Fish over a campfire. Great way to get a smile from those who choose science over superstitious nonsense. |
Bible Thumpers Big Spray Can of bug spray with bible on label sprays out tiny crosses and the words "Bible thumpers infesting your porch? Hit 'em with Parasite B-Gone" |
Gravity Doesn't Care Gravity doesn't care if your version of science is "faith based." It goes on without the approval of knuckle-dragging morons. |
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My Monkey Weeps A monkey in tears and the words "Creationists make my monkey cry" says the reason knuckle-draggers don't believe in evolution is because they're still stuck in religious ooze. |
Jesus Stew Here's one to really annoy the religion pushers. A stew pot with the christian fish, a cross to stir up shit, and text "I love Jesus, yes I do. Baked, boiled, and in a stew." |
Jesus Fiend Retro style black and white drawing of a woman holding a bible and the words "What a fiend we have in Jesus." Only those who look closely will see the letter "r" was left out. |
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Easter Bunny Died For You Easter Bunny nailed to a cross and the words "The Easter Bunny died for your sins" is a good way to point out the superstitious nonsense of the jesus cultists. |
Brain Death The words "brain" and "death" form the shape of a cross with the letter "A" connecting them. With tombstone at base and dead tree. |
Tooth Fairy Religion Two retro kids have some timeless financial advice on high level sheep fleecing. "We nailed the tooth fairy to a cross, called it religion and got stinking rich!" |
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Rabbit God Bunny with a happy grin says "I found god between the sheets." Now that's a church we can all support. |
God's Perverts Tired of religious fanatics peeping in windows for sick thrills? Here's a gift to chase them away. Bulging eyes peep from a mask "What's your religion doing in my bedroom, you filthy pervert!" |
Religious Crazies Row of shadowy gray figures with red letters over them saying "God doesn't kill people. People who believe in God kill people." |