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This section is all about rude crude and offensive humor. Adult novelty Tee's have become very popular online. I am working on alot of designs for this section. Check back often for new designs being added.

Hottie Farmer Chick

Hottie Farmer Chick
Hey calling all farmesses..You know your a hottie so get your t-shirts here and only here!! Farm away online in your smokin hot t-shirt...

Lobster Flash

Lobster Flash
Lobster Flash is a funny lobster with a trench coat flashing everyone he can showing his wonderful lobster tail..yum

Try You On

Try You On
"I have shoes older than you, but I would love to try you on." said by a very wise woman...

Time Vampire

Time Vampire
Ever come across a Time Vampire? A person who sucks your time right out from under you. Show your support & order your t-shirt today!

Got Away With It

Got Away With It
If you almost got away with something wear this shirt, and tell everyone how you (almost) did it.

Mr. Nuts

Mr. Nuts
A funny squirel holding his own nuts! Get your Mr. Nuts t-shirts today!

I Got Mo' Stacks

I Got Mo' Stacks
I got mo' stacks than a pancake house means you got more cash than you know what to do wit'..

Mo' Swag

Mo' Swag
Mo' Swag than Jimmy! means I got mo' peter than pan, I got mo' king than da burger, I always got mo' stacks than you! Hip Hop humor from da streets..yeen know!

Big Mailboxes!

Big Mailboxes!
When you have a big mailbox you usually get mig money! Funny parody on mailboxes and checks in the mail.

Cheap Birdie

Cheap Birdie
A funny birdie telling you that you are cheap-cheap..Give this to that penny pinching person you know as a funny gag gift.

A BAY BAY

A BAY BAY
Saying was sup to da ladies and hoe's!! A bay bay means --Hey Baby what's up in slang.

No Time To Care

No Time To Care
I simply don't have the time to give you to care. When you are too busy to care wear this funny sayings shirt.

Motorcade Races

Motorcade Races
In light of the recent candidates doing thier campaigns in our states and towns I thought it would be fun to have police motorcade races.

Instant Person

Instant Person
This is the secret to that vibrant funny office guy or gal..Coffee! For a little extra pep in your step or a wake up & get your caffeine!

Dick Man

Dick Man
A hard man is good to find is what I always say! This is a man with a strange tail.. Good or bad you decide..

Pimp Dis Bitch

Pimp Dis Bitch
Pimp Dis bitch is a term used as to making things look better in any way possible. For example: Pimp dis bitch can mean my car, girlfriend,boyfriend,wife,husband anything.

Bird Puke

Bird Puke
A funny saying on how a little bird really eats from his mom.

Dairy Bitch

Dairy Bitch
This the funny line from the Kenny Rogers skit on madtv. This is too funny!

Get The Lead Out!

Get The Lead Out!
Funny cookies getting their lead out!

Recalled Ass

Recalled Ass
My ass was recalled cause I didn't get the lead out!

This is why I'm HOT!

This is why I'm HOT!
This is why I'm HOT! Yea baby, try to touch and ya might get burned...

You Are Here

You Are Here
Ever wonder where you are when your lost? Well with this design you will always know where you are.

Brains?

Brains?
Know anyone whose Brain is sold seperately?

Monday's

Monday's
Have a case of the Monday's? or know someone who does? well this shirt is for you!

The King

The King
The saying "Wake up with the king" well mine is go to bed with the king! and wake up happy..

Insemination

Insemination
Open up here I cumm...

Next Week's Cash

Next Week's Cash
Spending money you don't have.

He-Bitch

He-Bitch
Wanna be a He-Bitch?

Cigars

Cigars
Smoke some Bitch!

Jack Ass

Jack Ass
If you know someone who is a Jack Ass then this design is for them or you?

Women Only!

Women Only!
Women only are allowed beyond this point..

Too Close

Too Close
Be sure no to get too close!

Chewy Balls

Chewy Balls
Try these tasty balls you just might like them!

Make A Wish

Make A Wish
Dare to dare the magic crystal ball! Make A Wish!

Fun Ahead

Fun Ahead
Is there really fun ahead? Or is it fun in head?

Pink Lips

Pink Lips
Lush plump pink lips

Keep Hands Clear

Keep Hands Clear
always keep your hands clear.

Open Hole

Open Hole
Have an open hole? If so where?

Danger Hot

Danger Hot
Danger hotties all around! If your a hottie this is for you.

Funny Worm

Funny Worm
Funny boy and his worm.

Born Sucker

Born Sucker
There is a sucker born every minute!

I Taste Sweeter

I Taste Sweeter
Ever had an upside down Ice Cream Cone? It sweeter at the bottom.

Lick My Cone!

Lick My Cone!
Wanna lick something big and long? A sweet treat Ice Cream Cone!

Eat Me!

Eat Me!
Ever eat something you never forgot the taste to? It tasted so sweet and well you know..

Hottie

Hottie
If you claim to be a hottie get our t-shirt and show everyone!

Deez Nuts!

Deez Nuts!
Find out what dezz nuts are into next

Cover Your Bone

Cover Your Bone
funny parody about safe sex

Ride My Banana

Ride My Banana
Cute monkey on all sorts of items inside

Spanish Fly Party

Spanish Fly Party
Party with the best

Chicks Do Swallow

Chicks Do Swallow
Chicks swallow? Swallow what? that's the question

Peacunt

Peacunt
What do you call a female Pecock? answer: Peacunt

Wanna Hump

Wanna Hump
Wanna Hump? This camel has 2 want one of them?

Wet Pussy

Wet Pussy
A wet pussy-cat drenched in water

Feed Me!!

Feed Me!!
Little Shop of Horrors, retro humor for those that remember the movie

Banana Nuts

Banana Nuts
Fruit and nuts do mix

Cock Candy

Cock Candy
Sucker Candy

Bigger Nuts

Bigger Nuts
Squirrel Nuts?

Leave it to Beaver

Leave it to Beaver
Funny beaver parody

Pet The Pussy

Pet The Pussy
Pet, Lick, Eat...

Gang Bang

Gang Bang
The gangs all here.

GoTo Hell

GoTo Hell
Gasoline Shorts!

Bull Shit

Bull Shit
Even bulls shit.

Sucker

Free Weiner

What Ever I Do

What Ever I Do
Grandma approves all my actions no matter what..

Don't Fear

Don't Fear
Don't fear the Pussy. Get in there and see what's going on!

So Good

So Good
When your good your bad? Yea good verses bad in a good way.

A Little Head

A Little Head
Funny design about a actual little head..Or is it?

Candy Hearts

Candy Hearts
Candy Hearts can sometimes be cruel..

Ex Prez

Ex Prez
Bill Clinton saying "I'd rather be eating a fur burger".

Cucumber

Cucumber
Funny t-shirt that depicts veggie uses not only for food..

American As Apple Pie

American As Apple Pie
Anyone can be American as Apple Pie with this funny design.

Men Never Grow Up!

Men Never Grow Up!
The old saying goes "Men Never Grow Up" they are big babies..

Who Cut The Cheese?

Who Cut The Cheese?
The one who smelt it dealt it..Retro adult humor of a stinky situation.

Pop My Cherry Baby

Pop My Cherry Baby
Pop my cherry and make us a fruit salad together baby!

Fat Fingers

Fat Fingers
Fat Fingers are a gilrs best friend..If you don't know what fat fingers do then well...



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