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Welcome!
Welcome to my Geezer Shop! Please call (877) 809-1659 to speak with an operator or if you have any questions. Bumper Stickers make great gift ideas for Over-The-Hill Birthdays. Put them on your bumper or rear window, on the fridge, on the wall, in the office or den... just about anywhere!

2-ShirtLogo Trucker Hat
2-ShirtLogo Trucker Hat
$10.99
Life Support Bumper Sticker
Life Support Bumper Sticker
$4.49
Food Has Replaced Sex In My Life Sticker (Bumper)
Food Has Replaced Sex In My Life Sticker (Bumper)
$4.49
Im Too Old For This T-Shirt Dark T-Shirt
Im Too Old For This T-Shirt Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
I'm Not Old. I'm Extra Crispy.
I'm Not Old. I'm Extra Crispy.
$4.50
At my age I need glasses
At my age I need glasses
$4.50
Still Rockin' White T-Shirt
Still Rockin' White T-Shirt
$18.49
Still Rockin' Bumper Sticker
Still Rockin' Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Gray Knights Zip Hoodie (dark)
Gray Knights Zip Hoodie (dark)
$44.99
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club - Printed 2 sides
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club - Printed 2 sides
$33.99
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club
$23.99
Old age is all in your head
Old age is all in your head
$4.50
I'm Retired and lovin' it.
I'm Retired and lovin' it.
$4.49
Woodstock Bumper Sticker
Woodstock Bumper Sticker
$4.50
G.O.L.F. Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
G.O.L.F. Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
$4.50
I don't get distracted easily. Hey look! A golf co
I don't get distracted easily. Hey look! A golf co
$4.50
Grill Sergeant
Grill Sergeant
$4.50
Welcome To The Stone Age
Welcome To The Stone Age
$4.50
Age Gets Better With Wine
Age Gets Better With Wine
$4.50
I'm Retired, You're Not Bumper Sticker
I'm Retired, You're Not Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Pension Sex
Pension Sex
$4.50
Social Security Bumper Sticker
Social Security Bumper Sticker
$4.50
What's My Favorite Beer? An Open One.
What's My Favorite Beer? An Open One.
$4.50
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.
$4.50
Contingency Doctors
Contingency Doctors
$4.50
Retired Bumper Sticker
Retired Bumper Sticker
$4.50
drinking makes the world go round
drinking makes the world go round
$4.50
Goodbye Tension Hello Pension T-Shirt
Goodbye Tension Hello Pension T-Shirt
$19.99
Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Coffee Mug
Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Coffee Mug
$15.99
Grandkids. Life's little desserts.
Grandkids. Life's little desserts.
$4.50
Death The Nation's #1 Killer
Death The Nation's #1 Killer
$4.50
Over The Hill Bumper Sticker
Over The Hill Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Growing old ain't no place for sissies
Growing old ain't no place for sissies
$4.50
Fishmore & Dolittle T-Shirt
Fishmore & Dolittle T-Shirt
$19.99
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club
The Gray Knights Motorcycle Club
$19.99
Me and You is Friends
Me and You is Friends
$4.50
Dunwerkin Lovinit & Goway
Dunwerkin Lovinit & Goway
$4.50
This vehicle protected by senior citizen
This vehicle protected by senior citizen
$4.50
The best things in life are not things.
The best things in life are not things.
$4.50
I believe in death after life
I believe in death after life
$4.50
Don't Die Wondering
Don't Die Wondering
$4.50
CAUTION Slow moving driver
CAUTION Slow moving driver
$4.50
Losing a husband can be hard. Sometimes nearly imp
Losing a husband can be hard. Sometimes nearly imp
$4.50
Never have a heart attack while playing charades.
Never have a heart attack while playing charades.
$4.50
Enjoy Life. It has an expiration date.
Enjoy Life. It has an expiration date.
$4.50
OLD DOG No new tricks
OLD DOG No new tricks
$4.50
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
$4.50
Give me my freakin' discount and nobody gets hurt!
Give me my freakin' discount and nobody gets hurt!
$4.50
At my age... flowers scare me.
At my age... flowers scare me.
$4.50
I'm not old... I had a tough life.
I'm not old... I had a tough life.
$4.50
Property of Retirement Village Arthritic Dept.
Property of Retirement Village Arthritic Dept.
$4.50
I'm From The Old School Bumper Sticker
I'm From The Old School Bumper Sticker
$4.50
RETIREMENT. The pay sucks, but the hours are great
RETIREMENT. The pay sucks, but the hours are great
$4.50
9 out of 10 Chickens Agreee
9 out of 10 Chickens Agreee
$4.50
Dunwerking. The ultimate retirement bumper sticker
Dunwerking. The ultimate retirement bumper sticker
$4.50
CAUTION This vehicle makes frequent stops.
CAUTION This vehicle makes frequent stops.
$4.50
Life Is Easy
Life Is Easy
$4.50
Handicapped Bumper Sticker - CRAP!
Handicapped Bumper Sticker - CRAP!
$4.50
They're NOT Wrinkles, they're antique smiles
They're NOT Wrinkles, they're antique smiles
$4.50
In Dog Years I'm Dead
In Dog Years I'm Dead
$4.50
Time Is A Great Healer, But A Lousy Beautician
Time Is A Great Healer, But A Lousy Beautician
$4.50
If Found Return To Bumper Sticker
If Found Return To Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Fishmore & Dolittle Bumper Sticker
Fishmore & Dolittle Bumper Sticker
$4.50
I Always Cook With Wine
I Always Cook With Wine
$4.50
Older Slower Lower Bumper Sticker
Older Slower Lower Bumper Sticker
$4.50
This Is The Oldest I've Ever Benn Bumper Sticker
This Is The Oldest I've Ever Benn Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Young At Heart. Slightly older in other places
Young At Heart. Slightly older in other places
$4.50
Any Day Above Ground Is A Good One
Any Day Above Ground Is A Good One
$4.50
I'm Not Old. I'm Chronogically Gifter.
I'm Not Old. I'm Chronogically Gifter.
$4.50
I Don't Think About Dying. It's The Last Thing...
I Don't Think About Dying. It's The Last Thing...
$4.50
GEEZER Bumper Sticker
GEEZER Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Enjoy Life Bumper Sticker
Enjoy Life Bumper Sticker
$4.50
I'm Speeding Bumper Sticker
I'm Speeding Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Enema Bumper Sticker
Enema Bumper Sticker
$4.50
My Wife Always Beats Me Up (Bumper Sticker)
My Wife Always Beats Me Up (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Don't Worry About Your Health Sticker
Don't Worry About Your Health Sticker
$4.50
Cremation (Bumper Sticker)
Cremation (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Driver Carries No Cash (Bumper Sticker)
Driver Carries No Cash (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
I Don't Exercise Bumper Sticker
I Don't Exercise Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Gettin Any? Sticker (Bumper Sticker)
Gettin Any? Sticker (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Happy Hour is a NAP (Bumper Sticker)
Happy Hour is a NAP (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
McCain Palin Incontinence Incompetence (Sticker)
McCain Palin Incontinence Incompetence (Sticker)
$4.50
Live Each Day Like It's Your Last Bumper Sticker
Live Each Day Like It's Your Last Bumper Sticker
$4.50
What are you Nuckin' Futs (Bumper Sticker)
What are you Nuckin' Futs (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Eat Right. Exercise. Die Anyway (Bumper Sticker)
Eat Right. Exercise. Die Anyway (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
It's Nice To Be Here (Bumper Sticker)
It's Nice To Be Here (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
I'M RETIRED. I was tired yesterday...
I'M RETIRED. I was tired yesterday...
$4.50
Hi Honey. I'm Home... forever (Bumper Sticker)
Hi Honey. I'm Home... forever (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
I ain't ready for the big DIRT NAP Bumper Sticker
I ain't ready for the big DIRT NAP Bumper Sticker
$4.50
I LOVE YOU more today than yesterday...
I LOVE YOU more today than yesterday...
$4.50
DOOR STICKER - Everyone who enters our home...
DOOR STICKER - Everyone who enters our home...
$4.50
Caution Senior Behind The Wheel (Sticker)
Caution Senior Behind The Wheel (Sticker)
$4.50
At my age, the only thing... (Bumper Sticker)
At my age, the only thing... (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
When I Was Younger (Bumper Sticker)
When I Was Younger (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Retired, Not Expired (Bumper Sticker)
Retired, Not Expired (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Blow It Out Your Ass! (Bumper Sticker)
Blow It Out Your Ass! (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Senility Ain't Bad (Bumper Sticker)
Senility Ain't Bad (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
I'm not losing my hair (Bumper Sticker)
I'm not losing my hair (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Old People Rock! (Bumper Sticker)
Old People Rock! (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Sometimes days I wake up grumpy White T-Shirt
Sometimes days I wake up grumpy White T-Shirt
$18.99
Damn right I'm good in bed (Bumper Sticker)
Damn right I'm good in bed (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Goodby Tension Hello Pension (Bumper Sticker )
Goodby Tension Hello Pension (Bumper Sticker )
$4.50
Sometimes I Pee (Bumper Sticker)
Sometimes I Pee (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Flowers Scare Me White T-Shirt
Flowers Scare Me White T-Shirt
$18.99
Florida God's Waiting Room White T-Shirt
Florida God's Waiting Room White T-Shirt
$18.99
Woman's Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Woman's Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$21.99
Sex on the first date (Bumper Sticker)
Sex on the first date (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
You know your getting old (Bumper Sticker)
You know your getting old (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Lie about your age (Bumper Sticker)
Lie about your age (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
The trouble with retirement (Bumper Sticker)
The trouble with retirement (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Can't Remember Shit (Bumper Sticker)
Can't Remember Shit (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Be nice to your kids (Bumper Sticker)
Be nice to your kids (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Talk Fast. I don't have much time (Bumper Sticker)
Talk Fast. I don't have much time (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Support Bingo (Bumper Sticker)
Support Bingo (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Retirement is the Best Medicine (Bumper Sticker)
Retirement is the Best Medicine (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Adventure before Dementia (Bumper Sticker)
Adventure before Dementia (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Retirement (Bumper Sticker)
Retirement (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
The more you complain (Bumper Sticker)
The more you complain (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Must be getting old (Bumper Sticker)
Must be getting old (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Green Bananas (Bumper Sticker)
Green Bananas (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Old Fiddles (Bumper Sticker)
Old Fiddles (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
God's Waiting Room (Bumper Sticker)
God's Waiting Room (Bumper Sticker)
$4.50
Wake Up Grumpy Bumper Sticker
Wake Up Grumpy Bumper Sticker
$4.50
Wake Up Grumpy Coffee Mug
Wake Up Grumpy Coffee Mug
$13.50
P&M Staff Shirt
P&M Staff Shirt
$18.99



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