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The drawing depicts a bust of Jesus on the Cross, over the caption, "Jesus said, 'Put your sword back into its place, for all who take the sword shall perish by the sword.' — Matthew 26.52."

Kneejerk members of the Bush League are attacking anyone who disagrees with the idea of “staying the course” in Iraq until every Iraqi is a terrorist and the U.S. is bankrupt as a "surrender monkey." And they claim to be Christians! They claim they are followers of the Prince of Peace, the Messiah whom they say they believe went to his death rather than injure another human being — and in Jesus's time, the Messiah was firmly expected to be a Rambo-like action hero who would defeat the entire Roman Empire single-handedly and then rule the entire world in peace for a thousand years.

Use this design to remind the Christian Pharisees around you — the holier-than-thou warmongers who insist that Jesus was as warlike as Rambo — that followers of Jesus are supposed to be “surrender monkeys”!
 

Surrender Monkey Bumper Sticker
Surrender Monkey Bumper Sticker
$4.49
Surrender Monkey Rectangle Sticker
Surrender Monkey Rectangle Sticker
$3.99
Surrender Monkey Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
Surrender Monkey Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$18.99
Surrender Monkey Oval Sticker
Surrender Monkey Oval Sticker
$3.99
Surrender Monkey Fitted T-Shirt
Surrender Monkey Fitted T-Shirt
$19.99
Surrender Monkey Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
Surrender Monkey Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
$16.99
Surrender Monkey Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Surrender Monkey Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$19.99
Surrender Monkey Postcards (Package of 8)
Surrender Monkey Postcards (Package of 8)
$7.99
Surrender Monkey Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Surrender Monkey Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$20.99
Surrender Monkey Rectangle Magnet
Surrender Monkey Rectangle Magnet
$4.99
Surrender Monkey Baseball Jersey
Surrender Monkey Baseball Jersey
$19.99
Surrender Monkey Rectangle Magnet (10 pack)
Surrender Monkey Rectangle Magnet (10 pack)
$21.99
Surrender Monkey Rectangle Magnet (100 pack)
Surrender Monkey Rectangle Magnet (100 pack)
$147.99
Surrender Monkey Mug
Surrender Monkey Mug
$12.99
Surrender Monkey Ringer T
Surrender Monkey Ringer T
$17.99
Surrender Monkey Large Mug
Surrender Monkey Large Mug
$13.99
Surrender Monkey Women's T-Shirt
Surrender Monkey Women's T-Shirt
$18.99
Surrender Monkey Oval Ornament
Surrender Monkey Oval Ornament
$7.99
Surrender Monkey Ornament (Round)
Surrender Monkey Ornament (Round)
$7.99
Surrender Monkey Ash Grey T-Shirt
Surrender Monkey Ash Grey T-Shirt
$17.99
Surrender Monkey Tile Coaster
Surrender Monkey Tile Coaster
$6.99
Surrender Monkey Framed Tile
Surrender Monkey Framed Tile
$10.99
Surrender Monkey Women's Pink T-Shirt
Surrender Monkey Women's Pink T-Shirt
$18.99
Surrender Monkey Keepsake Box
Surrender Monkey Keepsake Box
$21.99
Surrender Monkey White T-Shirt
Surrender Monkey White T-Shirt
$17.99
Surrender Monkey Mousepad
Surrender Monkey Mousepad
$12.99
Surrender Monkey Golf Shirt
Surrender Monkey Golf Shirt
$20.99
Surrender Monkey Tote Bag
Surrender Monkey Tote Bag
$14.99
Surrender Monkey Hooded Sweatshirt
Surrender Monkey Hooded Sweatshirt
$36.99
Surrender Monkey Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Surrender Monkey Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$21.99
Surrender Monkey Sweatshirt
Surrender Monkey Sweatshirt
$31.99
Surrender Monkey Mini Poster Print
Surrender Monkey Mini Poster Print
$6.99
Surrender Monkey BBQ Apron
Surrender Monkey BBQ Apron
$18.99
Surrender Monkey Throw Pillow
Surrender Monkey Throw Pillow
$18.99
Surrender Monkey Journal
Surrender Monkey Journal
$11.99



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