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Terrified of the modern world, fundamentalists cling to a past that never was. They imagine that during their sect's halcyon days (ca. 30 CE for Christians, ca. 600 CE for Muslims), everyone who followed their leader was as certain their dogma was the Only Truth as the fundamentalists are today.

They worship their holy traditions (the Church, Tradition, or hadiths) and/or their sect's interpretation of their holy book (Bible, Qur'an, Dianetics) as if it were as perfect and inerrant as God is. They ignore any parts of their tradition and holy book that do not conform to Their Version, and if anyone outside their sect dares to point out their selectivity, they attack the outsider with all the viciousness that their religion of "peace" supposedly refuses.

Fundamentalists pretend to themselves and others that Their Version has all the answers to all the questions humanity can ever come up with, an infallible oracle that becomes more infallible the more closely their holy book conforms to Their Version of it. They pretend that Their Version was written out of a language, cultural context, zeitgeist, and values system identical to their own. No matter how ancient their holy book is (around 1,100 years old for the Qur'an, 2,000 to 3,000 years old for the Bible), Their Version was written specifically for the people of today's world. To attempt to discover what the original authors of their holy book meant their original audience to understand is intolerable heresy. (And no, God did NOT write the Bible. And Muhammad did NOT write the Qur'an himself; nor did Allah write it and Muhammad channel it; nor is it perfect (suras 18:1, 39:1-2); nor does a perfect copy of the Qur'an sit in Heaven on a perfect table (sura 85:21-22). Heaven is not a physical place. Allah is not indistinguishable from God.)

Fundamentalists are certain beyond the shadow of a doubt that only they and those who agree with them on every point will go to Heaven. Everyone else in the entire Universe is predestined to go to Hell — even people who share their religion, but not Their Version of their religion.

I call Christian fundamentalists "Christian Pharisees" because they are far more similar to Pharisees than they are to followers of Jesus of Nazareth. Like Pharisees, they are certain that only by following all their rules with obsessional perfection will they attain eternal bliss. Like Pharisees, they feel free to sit in judgment upon others and condemn them if they do not measure up to the Pharisees' standards. Like Pharisees, they are holier than thou, or anyone else. Like Pharisees, they see nothing wrong with theocracy, so long as they are the theocrats....

Despite what they believe to the contrary, fundamentalists do NOT have an exclusive lock on religion. It is perfectly possible to use the brain God gave you AND have religious ideas that diverge from those of the fundamentalists. There is no Devil. There are no djinni. There is no Hell. We are commanded to love the rest of God's creation as much as we love ourselves — not to blow up anyone who disagrees with us. Use the designs in this section to flaunt your belief that God loves ALL of God's creation — not just the fundamentalists who are best at obeying all the fundamentalists' rules....
 

J-Clone - Apparel

J-Clone - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Jesus Was a Clone."

J-Clone - Goodies

J-Clone - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies saying, "Jesus Was a Clone."

Don't Kill Them - Apparel

Don't Kill Them - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel advising you to love your enemies rather than killing them.

Don't Kill Them - Goodies

Don't Kill Them - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies advising you to love your enemies rather than killing them.

If This Is a Person - Apparel

If This Is a Person - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "If this [dot] is 'a whole separate unique human being,' this [picture of an egg] is a chicken salad sandwich."

If This Is a Person - Goodies

If This Is a Person - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies saying, "If this [dot] is 'a whole separate unique human being,' this [photo of an egg] is a chicken salad sandwich."

Christian Pharisees - Apparel

Christian Pharisees - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "The 'Christian Right' are Christian Pharisees."

Christian Pharisees - Goodies

Christian Pharisees - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies saying, "The 'Christian Right' are Christian Pharisees."

Quaker Terrorists - Apparel

Quaker Terrorists - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel asking, "If Islam is a religion of peace, where are the Quaker terrorists?"

Quaker Terrorists - Goodies

Quaker Terrorists - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies saying, "If Islam is a religion of peace, where are the Quaker terrorists?"

Amish Terrorists - Apparel

Amish Terrorists - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel asking, "If Islam is a religion of peace, where are the Amish terrorists?"

Amish Terrorists - Goodies

Amish Terrorists - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies asking, "If Islam is a religion of peace, where are the Amish terrorists?"

Buddhist Terrorists - Apparel

Buddhist Terrorists - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel asking, "If Islam is a religion of peace, where are the Buddhist terrorists?"

Buddhist Terrorists - Goodies

Buddhist Terrorists - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies asking, "If Islam is a religion of peace, where are the Buddhist terrorists?"

Flat Earth - Apparel

Flat Earth - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel with an illustration of what the Bible thinks the Earth looks like from space.

Flat Earth - Goodies

Flat Earth - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies featuring an illustration of what the Bible thinks the Earth looks like from space.

More Dangerous Than Jihadists - Apparel

More Dangerous Than Jihadists - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing three couples and asking, "Which marriage is more dangerous than Islamic jihadists?"

More Dangerous Than Jihadists - Goodies

More Dangerous Than Jihadists - Goodies
» Click here for cards, mugs, and other goodies showing three couples and asking "Which marriage is more dangerous than Islamic jihadists?"

Palaeologus Quotation - Apparel

Palaeologus Quotation - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing a 14th-century emperor's opinion of Islam. The backs contain representative quotations from the holy Qur'an.

Palaeologus Quotation - Goodies

Palaeologus Quotation - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies showing a 14th-century emperor's opinion of Islam.

So Few Lions - Apparel

So Few Lions - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "So many evangelicals. So few lions."

So Few Lions - Goodies

So Few Lions - Goodies
» Click here for cards, mugs, and other goodies that say, "So many evangelicals. So few lions."

I Like Your Christ - Apparel

I Like Your Christ - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that quotes Gandi: "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians, they are so unlike your Christ."

I Like Your Christ - Goodies

I Like Your Christ - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that say, "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians, they are so unlike your Christ."

Evolution - Apparel

Evolution - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Evolution is a FACT. It's the theory of natural selection that those ignoramuses can't accept.

Evolution - Goodies

Evolution - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies saying, "Evolution is a FACT. It's the theory of natural selection that those ignoramuses can't accept."

God Loves All - Apparel

God Loves All - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that say that God made and loves ALL of us, whether gay or straight.

God Loves All - Goodies

God Loves All - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that say that God made and loves ALL of us, straight AND gay.

Love Thy Neighbor - Apparel

Love Thy Neighbor - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts and other apparel that ask, "What part of 'Love thy neighbor' don't you understand?"

Love Thy Neighbor - Goodies

Love Thy Neighbor - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that ask, "What part of 'Love thy neighbor' don't you understand?"

Attack for Peace! - Apparel

Attack for Peace! - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts and other apparel saying, "Palestinians carrying guns and firebombs explained, 'The attacks were carried out to protest Islam’s image as a religion of violence.'"

Attack for Peace! - Goodies

Attack for Peace! - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, & other goodies saying, "Palestinians carrying guns and firebombs explained, 'The attacks were carried out to protest Islam’s image as a religion of violence.'"

Love, Bless - Apparel

Love, Bless - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Love your enemies, bless those who curse you, pray for those who persecute you, or stop pretending to be a Christian."

Love, Bless - Goodies

Love, Bless - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that say, "Love your enemies, bless those who curse you, pray for those who persecute you, or stop pretending to be a Christian."

Truly Christian Nation - Apparel

Truly Christian Nation - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "A truly Christian nation would have turned the other cheek."

Truly Christian Nation - Goodies

Truly Christian Nation - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies that say, "A truly Christian nation would have turned the other cheek."

God Loves Gays - Apparel

God Loves Gays - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "God loves gays more than BIGOTS."

God Loves Gays - Goodies

God Loves Gays - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that proclaim, "God loves gays more than BIGOTS."

Bible Not Inerrant - Apparel

Bible Not Inerrant - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel demonstrating that "Bible-believing" is a synonym for "idolatry."

Bible Not Inerrant - Goodies

Bible Not Inerrant - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, cards, and other goodies demonstrating that "Bible-believing" is synonymous with "idolatry."



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