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These are funny, original, unique designs, many of them revolving around word play.

Fabulous

Fabulous
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing the top 10 hits for "fabulous."

Gorgeous

Gorgeous
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing the top 10 hits for "gorgeous."

Terrific

Terrific
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing the top 10 hits for "Terrific."

Buy Low - Apparel

Buy Low - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel with a little rhyme on how to succeed in the stock market.

Buy Low - Goodies

Buy Low - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies with a little rhyme on how to succeed in the stock market.

Gay Marriage Top Ten

Gay Marriage Top Ten
» click here for posters, cards, T-shirts, and other goodies and apparel listing the top ten reasons gay marriage is "evil."

Trapped - Apparel

Trapped - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying "Help! I'm trapped in here!" — backwards.

Trapped - Goodies

Trapped - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies saying "Help! I'm trapped in here!" — backwards.

The Song - Apparel

The Song - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying "You are the song that the morning brings."

The Song - Goodies

The Song - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, stickers, and other goodies saying "You are the song that the morning brings."

E&D Peace - Apparel

E&D Peace - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel wishing "Peace on Earth, Good Will to All."

E&D Peace - Goodies

E&D Peace - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies wishing "Peace on Earth, Good Will to All."

Annoying Me - Apparel

Annoying Me - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "If you keep annoying me, I'll write a tiny shell script to replace you."

Annoying Me - Goodies

Annoying Me - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies saying, "If you keep annoying me, I'll write a tiny shell script to replace you."

PHP Rocks - Apparel

PHP Rocks - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel telling the world that "PHP Rocks!"

PHP Rocks - Goodies

PHP Rocks - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies telling the world that "PHP Rocks!"

Baroque - Apparel

Baroque - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel explaining, "Baroque, n.: when you are out of Monet."

Baroque - Goodies

Baroque - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, stickers, and other goodies explaining, "Baroque, n.: when you are out of Monet."

Procrasti - Apparel

Procrasti - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "President of Procrasti — the largest nation in the world."

Procrasti - Goodies

Procrasti - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies saying, "President of Procrasti — the largest nation in the world."

MILF - Apparel

MILF - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying you're a "MYLF."

MYLF - Goodies

MYLF - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies saying you're a "MYLF."

Crockydiles Rock - Apparel

Crockydiles Rock - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel announcing "Crockydiles Rock!"

Crockydiles Rock - Goodies

Crockydiles Rock - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies announcing "Crockydiles Rock!"

Aisle of Yew - Apparel

Aisle of Yew - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying "Aisle of Yew."

Aisle of Yew - Goodies

Aisle of Yew - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, stickers, magnets, and other goodies saying "Aisle of Yew."

Gong Hits - Apparel

Gong Hits - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying "Gong Hits for Buddha."

Gong Hits - Goodies

Gong Hits - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, cards, and other goodies that say “Gong Hits for Buddha.”

Superhero - Apparel

Superhero - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "SUPERHERO."

Superhero - Goodies

Superhero - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, magnets, stickers, and other goodies saying, "SUPERHERO."

Smoking is Quicksand - Apparel

Smoking is Quicksand - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Smoking is like dancing in quicksand. The longer you do it, the harder it is to escape."

Smoking is Quicksand - Goodies

Smoking is Quicksand - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies saying, "Smoking is like dancing in quicksand. The longer you do it, the harder it is to escape."

No Money - Apparel

No Money - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."

No Money - Goodies

No Money - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies saying, "Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."

Tourist Season - Apparel

Tourist Season - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel asking, "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

Tourist Season - Goodies

Tourist Season - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies asking, "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

The Word - Apparel

The Word - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "In the beginning was THE WøRD."

The Word - Goodies

The Word - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies saying, "In the beginning was THE WøRD."

Bridge-inator - Apparel

Bridge-inator - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "The Bridge-inator."

Bridge-inator - Goodies

Bridge-inator - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies saying, "The Bridge-inator."

Living Legend - Apparel

Living Legend - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Living Legend."

Living Legend - Goodies

Living Legend - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, stickers, and other goodies saying, "Living Legend."

One More Time - Apparel

One More Time - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "one more time."

One More Time - Goodies

One More Time - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, magnets, and other goodies that say "one more time."

Priceless - Apparel

Priceless - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel notifying the world that you're "priceless."

Priceless - Goodies

Priceless - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, stickers, and other goodies notifying the world that you're "priceless."

Untamed Spirit - Apparel

Untamed Spirit - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Untamed Spirit."

Untamed Spirit - Goodies

Untamed Spirit - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, stickers, and other goodies saying, "Untamed Spirit."

Yikes! - Apparel

Yikes! - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying simply, "Yikes!"

Yikes! - Goodies

Yikes! - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, magnets, and other goodies saying simply, "Yikes!"

NY Resolutions - Apparel

NY Resolutions - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "My New Year’s Resolutions: More Highlights. Fewer Bloopers."

NY Resolutions - Goodies

NY Resolutions - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies saying, "My New Year’s Resolutions: More Highlights. Fewer Bloopers."

Say

Say "No" - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "I know how to say 'No.' Fear me!"

Say

Say "No" - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, magnets, and other goodies saying, "I know how to say 'No.' Fear me!"

Childproofed - Apparel

Childproofed - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other goodies saying, "I thought I childproofed the house, but they keep getting in!"

Childproofed - Goodies

Childproofed - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies saying, "I thought I childproofed the house, but they keep getting in!"

Outstanding - Apparel

Outstanding - Apparel
» click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel telling the world you are "Outstanding in My Field."

Outstanding - Goodies

Outstanding - Goodies
» click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies telling the world you are "Outstanding in My Field."

World's Foremost - Apparel

World's Foremost - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel notifying the world that you are the "World's Foremost Authority."

World's Foremost - Goodies

World's Foremost - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, stickers, and other goodies notifying the world that you are the "World's Foremost Authority."

Near-Mrs. - Apparel

Near-Mrs. - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel proclaiming, "My little black book is full of near-Mrs."

Near-Mrs. - Goodies

Near-Mrs. - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, buttons, and other goodies proclaiming, "My little black book is full of near-Mrs."

Jagshemash - Apparel

Jagshemash - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Jagshemash!"

Jagshemash - Goodies

Jagshemash - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies saying, "Jagshemash!"

My Modesty - Apparel

My Modesty - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Phi Beta Captiva.""

My Modesty - Goodies

My Modesty - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, cards, and other goodies saying, "Of all my many virtues, my modesty becomes me most."

Kitty Yinyang - Apparel

Kitty Yinyang - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing the classic yin-yang symbol with a kitty twist.

Kitty Yinyang - Goodies

Kitty Yinyang - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, buttons, and other goodies showing the classic yin-yang symbol with a kitty twist.

Time Flies - Apparel

Time Flies - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

Time Flies - Goodies

Time Flies - Goodies
» Click here for cards, mugs, and other goodies saying, "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

Drinking, Gambling, and Sex

Drinking, Gambling, and Sex
» Click here for both apparel and goodies that say, "There's more to life than drinking, gambling and sex . . . there's also pie."

Phi Beta Captiva - Apparel

Phi Beta Captiva - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Phi Beta Captiva."

Phi Beta Captiva - Goodies

Phi Beta Captiva - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, mugs, and other goodies saying, "Phi Beta Captiva."

Defeated Anorexia - Apparel

Defeated Anorexia - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel announcing, "I defeated ANOREXIA!"

Defeated Anorexia - Goodies

Defeated Anorexia - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, magnets, and other goodies announcing "I defeated ANOREXIA!"

Sanibel U - Apparel

Sanibel U - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel advertising the "University of Sanibel-Captiva."

Sanibel U - Goodies

Sanibel U - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, stickers, and other goodies advertising the "University of Sanibel-Captiva."

Fascinating - Apparel

Fascinating - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that say, "fascinating."

Fascinating - Goodies

Fascinating - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, buttons, and other designs that say "fascinating."

4:20 - Apparel

4:20 - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Somewhere in the world, it's always 4:20."

4:20 - Goodies

4:20 - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies saying, "Somewhere in the world, it's always 4:20."

Get Over Yourself - Apparel

Get Over Yourself - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "You share 50 percent of your genes with a banana. Get over yourself."

Get Over Yourself - Goodies

Get Over Yourself - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies saying, "You share 50 percent of your genes with a banana. Get over yourself."

Grammar Police - Apparel

Grammar Police - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel announcing that you're one of the "Grammar Police."

Grammar Police - Goodies

Grammar Police - Goodies
» Click here for buttons, mugs, and other goodies announcing you're one of the "Grammar Police."

Pas de Lieu - Apparel

Pas de Lieu - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts and other apparel that advise the viewer to "Pas de lieu Rhone que nous."

Pas de Lieu - Goodies

Pas de Lieu - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that advise the viewer to "Pas de lieu Rhone que nous."

My Life at a Glance - Apparel

My Life at a Glance - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing "My Life at a Glance."

My Life at a Glance - Goodies

My Life at a Glance - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies showing "My Life at a Glance."

Handbasket - Apparel

Handbasket - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel asking, "Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?"

Handbasket - Goodies

Handbasket - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, buttons, stickers, and other goodies asking, "Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?"

Ambitious To-Do List - Apparel

Ambitious To-Do List - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing the world's most ambitious to-do list.

Ambitious To-Do List - Goodies

Ambitious To-Do List - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies displaying the world's most ambitious to-do list.

Totally Awesome - Apparel

Totally Awesome - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel proclaiming that the wearer is "Totally Awesome."

Totally Awesome - Goodies

Totally Awesome - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies proclaiming that the possessor is "Totally Awesome."

Naming of Cats - Apparel

Naming of Cats - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing the last verse of T.S. Eliot's "The Naming of Cats."

Naming of Cats - Goodies

Naming of Cats - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies showing the last verse of T.S. Eliot's "The Naming of Cats."

You Look Young - Apparel

You Look Young - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "You don't look your age at all."

You Look Young - Goodies

You Look Young - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies saying, "You don't look your age at all."

Good Relationship - Apparel

Good Relationship - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing the three keys to a good relationship.

Good Relationship - Goodies

Good Relationship - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies showing the three keys to a good relationship.

Want To Be Loved - Apparel

Want To Be Loved - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel asking, "How long do you want to be loved? Is forever enough?"

Want To Be Loved - Goodies

Want To Be Loved - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, cards, and other goodies that ask, "How long do you want to be loved? Is forever enough?"

Chocolate - Apparel

Chocolate - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that say, "Chocolate is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Chocolate - Goodies

Chocolate - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, mugs, and other goodies that say, "Chocolate is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Internet Tubes - Apparel

Internet Tubes - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel explaining, "The Internet is not a big truck, it's a series of tubes."

Internet Tubes - Goodies

Internet Tubes - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies that say, "The Internet is not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."

Must Be a Beta Version - Apparel

Must Be a Beta Version - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "God keeps testing me. I must be a beta version."

Must Be a Beta Version - Goodies

Must Be a Beta Version - Goodies
» Click here for stickers, mugs, and other goodies saying, "God keeps testing me. I must be a beta version."

Bad Grammar - Apparel

Bad Grammar - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel advising, "Bad grammar makes me [sic]."

Bad Grammar - Goodies

Bad Grammar - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies that advise, "Bad grammar makes me [sic]."

You Are Here - Apparel

You Are Here - Apparel
» Click here for a picture of a few of the galaxies in the Universe, with an arrow and the words "You are here."

You Are Here - Goodies

You Are Here - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies showing a picture of a few of the galaxies in the Universe, with an arrow and the words "You are here."

Stop Continental Drift - Apparel

Stop Continental Drift - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that urge us to "Stop Continental Drift."

Stop Continental Drift - Goodies

Stop Continental Drift - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that urge us to "Stop Continental Drift."

Pangaea - Apparel

Pangaea - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that urge us to "Reunite Pangaea."

Pangaea - Goodies

Pangaea - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies urging us to "Reunite Pangaea."

I Sits Loose - Apparel

I Sits Loose - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits loose. When I thinks, I falls asleep."

America, Bleep Yeah - Goodies

America, Bleep Yeah - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that say, "America — <bleep>, yeah!"

I Sits Loose - Goodies

I Sits Loose - Goodies
» click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that say, "When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits loose. When I thinks, I falls asleep."

America, Bleep Yeah! - Apparel

America, Bleep Yeah! - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts and other apparel that say, "America — <bleep>, yeah!"

Telepath - Apparel

Telepath - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that say, "Help wanted, telepath. You know where to apply."

Telepath - Goodies

Telepath - Goodies
» Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies that say, "Help wanted, telepath. You know where to apply."

Be Afraid - Apparel

Be Afraid - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that say, "Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Be Afraid - Goodies

Be Afraid - Goodies
» Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that say, "Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Uncertain - Apparel

Uncertain - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that say, "When uncertain, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."

Uncertain - Goodies

Uncertain - Goodies
» Click here for cards, mugs, and other goodies that say, "When uncertain, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."

"My Other T-Shirt is Decent"
» Click here for the T-shirts that look best with the saying, "My other T-shirt is decent."

Palaeologus Quotation - Apparel

Palaeologus Quotation - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing a 14th-century emperor's opinion of Islam. The backs contain representative quotations from the holy Qur'an.

Palaeologus Quotation - Goodies

Palaeologus Quotation - Goodies
» Click here for cards, mugs, and other goodies quoting a 14th-century Byzantine emperor's opinion of Islam.

More Dangerous Than Jihadists - Apparel

More Dangerous Than Jihadists - Apparel
» Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel showing three couples and asking, "Which marriage is more dangerous than Islamic jihadists?"

More Dangerous Than Jihadists - Goodies

More Dangerous Than Jihadists - Goodies
» Click here for cards, mugs, and other goodies showing three couples and asking "Which marriage is more dangerous than Islamic jihadists?"



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