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The designs in this section are for patriots who love the United States of America, but who do NOT equate that love with blind, unthinking acquiescence to lies, corruption, incompetence, and treason. Show your love of freedom, liberty, and equality for ALL — not just “robber CEOs,” the super-rich, and evangelicals who want to transform the U.S. into a conservative theocracy.
 

Progressive Bumper Stickers Nothing but bumper stickers!	Copy of Sheriff Bart - Apparel » Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies saying, "Please save Rock Ridge, Sheriff Bart!"	Copy of Sheriff Bart - Goodies » Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies saying, "Please save Rock Ridge, Sheriff Bart!"
Stupid Conservatives - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives."	Stupid Conservatives - Goodies » Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies saying, "Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives."	Handbasket (B) - Apparel Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?"
Handbasket (B) - Goodies » Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies asking, "Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?"	Franklin on Freedom - Apparel » Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies with this Ben Franklin quote: "They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."	Franklin on Freedom - Goodies » Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies with this Ben Franklin quote: "They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Fair Trial - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Bush and Cheney deserve a fair trial. After a few years in a 'black site,' of course."	Fair Trial - Goodies » Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies saying, "Bush and Cheney deserve a fair trial. After a few years in a 'black site,' of course."	Truthiness - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that explain, "Truthiness is next to godliness."
Truthiness - Goodies » Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies that announce, "Truthiness is next to godliness."	Economy - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "It's the economy, stupid."	Economy - Goodies » Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies saying, "It's the economy, stupid!"
Spreading Democracy - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Spreading democracy through war is like spreading virginity through rape."	Spreading Democracy - Goodies » Click here for mugs, cards, and other goodies that say, "Spreading democracy through war is like spreading virginity through rape."	Fighting for Peace - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Fighting for peace is like f**king for chastity."
Fighting for Peace - Goodies » Click here for stickers, mugs, and other goodies that say, "Fighting for peace is like f**king for chastity."	Ship of State - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel asking "Four More Years of Bushonomics?"	Ship of State - Goodies » Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies asking "Four More Years of Bushonomics?"
Iraqi Children - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, “There is something fundamentally wrong with a war where there are more dead children than armed men.”	Iraqi Children - Goodies » Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies saying, "There is something fundamentally wrong with a war where there are more dead children than armed men.”	Yellow Dog, GOP - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel that announce, "I'd rather vote for a yellow dog than for the Greedy Oil Plutocrats."
Yellow Dog, GOP - Goodies » Click here for stickers, buttons, and other goodies that say, "I'd rather vote for a yellow dog than for the Greedy Oil Plutocrats."	Yellow Dog, Original - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel announcing, "I'll vote for an old yellow dog as long as the dog's a Democrat."	Yellow Dog, Original - Goodies » Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies announcing, "I'll vote for an old yellow dog as long as the dog's a Democrat."
Clean Up Bush's Mess - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts and other apparel advising the U.S. to "Clean Up Bush's Mess."	Clean Up Bush's Mess - Goodies » Click here for stickers, cards, mugs, and other goodies advising the U.S. to "Clean Up Bush's Mess."	Re-Elect NO ONE - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other goodies that advise voters to "Re-Elect NO ONE!"
Re-Elect NO ONE - Goodies » Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies advising voters to "Re-Elect NO ONE!"	Republican Values - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel listing Republican "Family Values."	Republican Values - Goodies » Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies listing Republican "Family Values."
Vote for GOP Pedophilia - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Vote for corruption, dishonesty, incompetence, torture, & gay pedophilia — Vote Republican."	FUBAR - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel explaining the meaning of SNAFU, SUSFU, TARFU, and FUBAR.	FUBAR - Goodies » Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies explaining the meaning of SNAFU, SUSFU, TARFU, and FUBAR.
Kakistocracy - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other goodies showing the definition of "kakistocracy."	Kakistocracy - Goodies » Click here for stickers, mugs, and other goodies showing the definition of "kakistocracy."	RIP Habeas Corpus - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel with a picture of a tombstone and the words "HABEAS CORPUS 1215-2006 R.I.P."
RIP Habeas Corpus - Goodies » Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies showing a tombstone marked "HABEAS CORPUS 1215-2006 R.I.P."	Myth of White Superiority - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "The myth of white superiority shattered forever."	Myth of White Superiority - Goodies » Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies that say, "The myth of white superiority shattered forever."
Bush Slogans - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel listing "Bush’s Evolving War Slogans" and ending with, ". . . Are You Feeling Safer Yet?"	Bush Slogans - Goodies » Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies listing "Bush’s Evolving War Slogans" and ending with, ". . . Are You Feeling Safer Yet?"	Vote for GOP Pedophilia - Goodies » Click here for buttons, stickers, and other goodies saying, "Vote for corruption, dishonesty, incompetence, torture, & gay pedophilia — Vote Republican."
Big-Enough Lie - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."	Big-Enough Lie - Goodies » Click here for cards, stickers, mugs, and other goodies saying, "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."	Covered His Ass - Goodies » Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies reminding the world of what happened on August 6, 2001.
Covered His Ass - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel reminding us of what actually happened on August 6, 2001.	How Do You Ask? » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, tote bags, and greeting cards that ask "How do you ask someone to be the last to die for a lie?"	Feeling Safer? - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "Bush Dupes: Feeling safer yet?"
Feeling Safer? - Goodies » Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies saying, "Bush Dupes: Feeling safer yet?"	Stay the Lemming Course - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel with a cartoon of lemmings running off a cliff, while one at the back calls, "Stay the course! Stay the course!"	Stay the Lemming Course - Goodies » Click here for stickers, cards, and other goodies with a cartoon of lemmings running off a cliff, while one at the back calls out, "Stay the course! Stay the course!"
Work Three Jobs - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts and other apparel showing George W. Bush congratulating a divorced mother of three on her ability to work three jobs.	Work Three Jobs - Goodies » Click here for mugs, stickers, and other goodies that show Bush congratulating a divorced mother of three on her working three jobs.	Count the Votes - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel saying, "The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."
Count the Votes - Goodies » Click here for cards, stickers, and other goodies saying, "The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."	Crazy Extremists - Apparel » Click here for T-shirts, sweatshirts, and other apparel with a rogue's gallery of "Crazy Extremists."	Crazy Extremists - Goodies » Click here for stickers, mugs, cards, and other goodies with a rogue's gallery of "Crazy Extremists."
Bush Lies - Goodies » Click here for stickers, T-shirts, and other goodies and apparel listing a few famous lies and asking why anyone should believe anything the Bush administration says.