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Funny t-shirts, evil laughs, and joke tees! Our humorous tees and funny gifts live here. Sarcastic, full of attitude, and unique. Enjoy!

Wake me when there's WINE

Wake me when there's WINE
Perfect gift for any wine lover or for any wine drinker who is just totally DONE with the crap.

NSFW funny internet

NSFW funny internet
NSFW - not safe for work - is used on the internet to mean that a picture is too racy or a site too rude to be safely viewed at work. Funny epic grunge design for anyone who is NSFW!

Magnets, how do they work

Magnets, how do they work
A silly, funny, and popular internet meme, magnets, how do they work? with big red horseshoe magnet.

Too long; didn't read, funny

Too long; didn't read, funny
A classic internet response to the boring, long-winded, or pedantic: TL;DR Too long; didn't read. Especially funny for language arts / English teachers or students and writers.

Enough hentai tentacle meme

Enough hentai tentacle meme
If you're a fan of internet memes then you've heard this one: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going ... Funny, hip, and cheeky with slithery green Cthulhu-like tentacles.

Banana split funny

Banana split funny
Hilarious, funny, corny, or cheesy; pick any of those for this humorous t-shirt. Two bananas, the girl leaving the guy saying "It's over!" Banana split. Get it?

Zombie cupcake

Zombie cupcake
I have NO idea what this design is about! It was suggested by my 8 year old son and I thought it too funny not to do. Zombie cupcake with rotting, greenish tinge and flies!

Glass half full, more beer

Glass half full, more beer
If your glass is half full then you need more beer! says our vintage, retro man with a smile. Great gift for a bartender or any drinker, funny t-shirt at parties or college.

This is not a drill funny

This is not a drill funny
A funny play on words; this is not a drill with a picture of a wrench. Great gift for engineers, mechanics, DIYers, English teachers, or anyone who appreciates a pun.

Bad day in progress sign

Bad day in progress sign
Funny joke sign Bad day in progress, stand clear! yellow warning sign. Funny t-shirt gift for grumpy, grouchy, or crabby friends, family, or coworkers!

Sublime funny

Sublime funny
Sublime. Open for interpretation, this funny t-shirt design features a glass, water, and a lime. Great gift t-shirt for anyone with a strange sense of humor.

Stampede has been cancelled

Stampede has been cancelled
Weird, funny t-shirt from Evil Genius: The stampede has been cancelled with vector art graphic design American bison or buffalo. Just the sort of oddball humor we love!

Pointless funny

Pointless funny
Pointless. Open for interpretation, this funny t-shirt design features a pencil with two eraser ends. Great for stupid jobs, sensless family gatherings, or just as a statement of your peculiar style o

Has attitude problem with skulls

Has attitude problem with skulls
Psycho grunge distressed text with skulls says Has Attitude Problem. Great for emo, goth teens or tweens.

Giveadamn just broke

Giveadamn just broke
Whoops, sorry! My givadamn just broke. Funny t-shirt for any humorous, snarky, sarcastic person. Great for parties, the bar or pub, college or anywhere where you just couldn't give a damn.

Laced with sarcasm

Laced with sarcasm
Warning, comments may be laced with sarcasm on yellow diamond caution sign. Funny t-shirt for any wit who uses sarcasm as a weapon. Great for sarcastic friday dress down day wear.

Invisable friend doesn't like you

Invisable friend doesn't like you
My invisible friend doesn't like you. A hip, funny t-shirt perfect for parties, clubbing, or bar hopping. Great for the high school or college age crowd in light and dark tees.

I do all my own nude scenes

I do all my own nude scenes
Grody, gross, hairy and blemished? You can still do all your own nude scenes! Funny t-shirt for anyone with an odd sense of humor! various flesh tones and skin colors plus moles, freckles, and hairs

Funny t-shirt laugh

Funny t-shirt laugh
This is a funny T-shirt ... now laugh you bastard! The shirt says it all! Hip, humorous, original design on our dark tees for your amusement pleasure.

777 upgrade of the beast

777 upgrade of the beast
777 upgrade of the beast - now out of beta! A funny hip and geeky play on all the 666 variations out there. Great gift for techies, hackers, programmers, internet freaks, gamers, etc

Yeah, yadda, whatever

Yeah, yadda, whatever
The ultimate angsty teen t-shirt, funny college tee, or political swag. Tired of parents, teachers, or that whiney presidential candidate going on and on? You need this t-shirt! Whatever.

Living on the edge

Living on the edge
If you're not living on the edge, then you're taking up too much room! In grunge distressed text this funny t-shirt design comes on our light and dark tees. Great gift!

Bought t-shirt to stimulate economy

Bought t-shirt to stimulate economy
I bought this t-shirt to stimulate the economy with cash money and outline of United States. Funny way to let everyone know you got your federal stimulus package check and did your civic duty.

You are my pet peeve skull

You are my pet peeve skull
YOU are my pet peeve with cool skull. Grunge distressed text on this t-shirt lends it a hip and urban feel perfect for school or play. Wear it to your mother in laws or the local bar or home game.

Impolite to run away

Impolite to run away
Would it be impolite at this point to just run away from you? Funny t-shirt, sarcastic, snarky and a tad rude with bright red arrows and grunge text. Great for office parties, second dates, in-laws.

Sarcastic comment loading

Sarcastic comment loading
Sarcastic comment loading ... with progress bar. Funny t-shirt gift for anyone with attitude who's not afraid to share it! Great tee for teachers, pregnant women, and evil geniuses as well.

are you a side effect?

are you a side effect?
Are you a side effect of my medication? Hip, distressed, chaotic text on this t-shirt stresses the wearer's mood. Funny gift tee for anyone with crazy co-workers, in laws, kids, or bosses.

Horrified a total stranger

Horrified a total stranger
My day isn't over till I've horrified a total stranger. Spooky, dripping text for a gory look on this funny t-shirt. Great gift for kids, goths, angsty teens, punks and the tattooed or pierced.

Can't work like this

Can't work like this
I can't work like this! Distressed white text on our dark t-shirts makes these tees the perfect gift for cubicle workers or office zombies anyone who hates water cooler gossips, boss butt kissers!

jealous of my t-shirt

jealous of my t-shirt
Just admit it, you're jealous of my t-shirt. Hip, funny t-shirt, perfect for dress down day at work or even an emergency Halloween costume. Cute gift and clever for a pretty girl who gets stared at.

Would you just shut up

Would you just shut up
Would you people just shut up? Great gift for anyone with crappy co-workers, stupid in-laws, dumb roommates, or loud neighbors. Perfect for political rallies and board meetings, too!

Happy you're happy funny

Happy you're happy funny
I'm happy you're happy, now get out of my face. Good for goths and emo types or anyone just sick of happy, optimistic friends, customers, and co-workers. Wear this t-shirt to work on Monday.

Not rocket surgery

Not rocket surgery
A clever blend of 'it's not rocket science' and 'it's not brain surgery' this t-shirt is a great teacher gift! Funny tee for anyone who is good at his job or tired of folks making a big deal over simp

Save earth

Save earth
Protect your mother, she wouldn't want you to be without beer! Remember: there are no good bars on Mars, so take care of your planet. Earth needs you (and I need a drink).

Do I look OK?

Do I look OK?
Great t-shirt for those days when you've just had enough. Bad day? Crappy boss? Stupid co-workers? Traffic suck? Poor luck? Then the chirpy "Are you OK?". Do I LOOK OK?!

Menace to sobriety

Menace to sobriety
Great shirt to wear clubbing or drinking: Menace to Sobriety. Perfect for parties, birthdays, New Years, and St. Patrick's day, too! Great gift.

No serial killer

No serial killer
The only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor. Perfect design for lackeys, cubical workers, anyone frustrated with their job or the daily grind.

Done before

Done before
Yeah, you see it all the time: same ol' same ol'. Finally a t-shirt that's truely original and unique! This t-shirt has been done before on our dark tees. Great gift for a shopkeeper!

Enough youth, more smart

Enough youth, more smart
We've had enough of youth, how about a fountain of smart? Perfect for anyone fed up with today's kids, stupid people in general, or just feeling old school!

Respectfully decline

Respectfully decline
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination! Good design for anyone who works with wierdos, is related to crazy people, or has to put up with any kind of strange persons!

Make you crazy

Make you crazy
I act this way to make you crazy! Tired of people telling you what to do and how to act? Tired of teachers, parents, and bosses saying you're driving 'em nuts? This is the t-shirt for you!


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